Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5469867)

That guy probably passes out when he gets an erection. I just get a little light-headed.

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 5433008)

There was this guy named Larry Grover who was so ashamed of the size of his dong that he hired a stand-in to have sex with his blind girlfriend.

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4169003)

This dude is slightly confused. He was doing all the dirty work and giving his brother all the gold. I can't understand that at all.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 4168871)

Wow. I wish I had a brother with a small penis back when I was single.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4168869)

Two of my brothers did this once. I don't think it had anything to do with penis size, however. The girl was actually pleased when she found out.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4169786)

So stupid.

Tell the young man to get the glory for his grief.

Stab that juicy hog in there, and if she snickers, Move it down a peg and insert at a high velocity and see if she thinks its a thimble then.

I'd like to tell that kid there is no such thing as a small weiner....thats just something said by gals with HUUUUUUUUUGE Berginers.

Originally Posted by BigRichard (Post 16437744)

I tried to enter "Mypenis" as the password for my bank account... it told me error... not long enough.

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16438085)

Try: My12inchpenis

That should work