No. I think you got on a roll but you ended up getting too excited and beating off.

Shut the **** up. Aniston deep throating that banana was the best part of the movie.

THE WHOLE MOVIE SUCKED

BRO I TOOK 2 WEEDS AND A MELATONIN, YOU'RE NOT CONVINCING ME.

With that garbage smirk she holds above her lopsided breasts.

FTR I didn't say it was good, I "said" it was a hit... like the other Jennifer Aniston movies on my list. Of all of them "The Breakup" was really the only one I liked.

My point... which was lost completely many moons ago... is that JA has continued to make her star quality rise while the others from the sitcom really haven't.

Good God.

I've never felt so bad for a piece of fruit in my life.

What, you like them even?


****ing picky if you ask me. I'd bet you drink ****ing Petrus. LMAO

It's been a while since I nitecrew'd it.

I like any kind of breast if I don't puke from looking up at the face.

ROFL

Scratch that, I love boobs covered in vomit.

Start at 1:40

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**** I'm falling asleep.

I can't believe this thread is almost at 400 pages (80 posts per page).

Scratch that, I like boobs covered in vomit, why else would I go to clubs?

Dicks covered in shit.

Big black dicks.

told you I don't like dicks bro

Ooh ****, big black ones?

LMAO

I don't think I have any more postwhoring left. Gonna have to finish this tomorrow night.

I'll ****ing be here.

Buck jumped the shark

What you doing for new years eve?

****ing Robin

He better be. All that playbook burning had me choked up.

That was the worst idea I'd seen in a long list of bad ideas.

Yeah. I didn't even watch the next week after that, what happened? Or was that the finale?

So Grimm returns in March? **** you NBC.

There's a secret duplicate in my safety deposit box. Guard this information with your vey lives. If I actually go through with marring robin, kill me steal my suits and get the book. The barnicle must live on

Forty minutes guys

Take a shower

Get ready

where we going?

I'm going to hell.

Who's coming with me?

I'll come.

as you are?

as you were?

As I wanted you to be

Hurry up.

After watching a van full of women all rap what sounded like old run dmc in a commercial I totally understand why the beastie boys guy that died had a legal agreement that their music would never be used for advertising.

Take your time

Let's talk shop.

To the land of no championships?

Did direkshun just ****ing post in here?!?!

This could be the greatest night if my life.

Holy shit!

Hooooleee sheeeeet

Is Rams Fan talking shit right now?

he's been doing it for a couple months now

I don't understand

It's almost comical how the show's writing has totally alienated the audience from the supposed central character.

Ted sucks, yet he's the reason the other couples are together. It's idiotic they're bringing it back for a ninth season.

Yeah. Really a Shame the direction they've fallen into.

Are you talking about HIMYM? Stupid show.

PS Coffey, stop posting, how am I supposed to catch you?

You ever use one of these?

http://i.imgur.com/gHDhF.jpg

You guys make a pretty shitty nitecrew.

Name a better 1 that people without cable can watch

Heh. Yep.

Do you have the internet? You can watch any show.

But I'll play along...Parks and Rec.

well you can just come and go as you please

Maybe I will.

I have Shitty 3g on my phone

but yeah I never got into that show

the guy with the mustache creeps me out

shitty

I'll have internet in a couple of days though. I just moved into my grandma's basement in a different state and I haven't really shpopped around providers yet.

I live in ****ing Kansas now.

May God have mercy on your soul.

Shall I compare these to a summer's day.

I for one welcome the fact it's going to take Ted 15+ episodes to meet a woman who's standing RIGHT ****ING NEXT TO HIM ON A TRAIN STATION PLATFORM.

Awesome writing. Absolutely STELLAR.

Can I just say something, I ****ing hate chick flicks.

I hate them with the fire of a thousand suns.

They aren't films that tell stories. They're just full length pretend-parties clearly designed to allow women to pretend they're somebody else, somebody that truly represents who they are inside.

It feels so dark and morbid here.

This ****ing cartoon bird is all over everything. Its disgusting.

Women simply just want to have the characteristics of girls on chick flicks.

* they want to be hot, but not have to try or want to be hot
* they want to be the center of attention
* they want the entire world split up into three categories: sexy shameless girlfriends, guys who are hugely ****able, and nonthreatening guys who are not remotely ****able and appropriately never display sex drives

In chick flicks:

* the men they want are men's men, who chicks flock to and want to bone by the thousands
* they often times have dirtbag friends who worship them
* but they are tender, "want something more," and are usually not terribly smart

Yeah Chick Flicks suck

And who is that old bitch in all those films who always stars as the mother?

Diane, something? Always dresses like Van Morrison.

Worst actress ever. Always plays the same cartoonishly stupid character.

I hate the chick flicks that pretend to be comedies.

I'm moving on Feb 1. Looking forward to it and dreading it at the same time.

So why are you watching these chick flicks in the first place?

You sound like quite the expert.

Getting your own place?

Or doing the roommate thing?

Here's another thing in chick flicks: dogs can understand English.

I too frequently have my movie selections dictated to me by women who love these ****ing films.

Moving out of my Mom's house, and moving in with a friend, whose girlfriend lives about an hour away and he's never home...so it's almost like my own place.

ROFL