:hmmm:

Shit. Just spilled my drink (seriously)

I've never been to a park in kc that didn't have black guys playing basketball or selling drugs.

ttrue...

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.

From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!

I prefer get a pussy... but hey whatever you like. :spock:

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.

Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't
come
back.
(Thank you very much.)

My names Joe Thomas.

Mind. Blown.

You Gotta post whore about something cooler than your Dick.

Oooooh suicide is a fun one.

You stare down the chamber like it owes you gas money for long trips.

Do it pussy!

Ok I will.

Hey, Steve McNair! You're in heaven?

THIS IS HELL, BITCH.

Jesus I love spinners :drool:

I'm beginning to write music of my own creation? Can I thoughts? Opions?

"Life begins at contraception, secure our borders with protection."

That's the first line, what think? More to come? :)

THanks.

Oh how oxycodone and marijuana go so well together. It's like PB&J.

I'm allergic...
Last time I did that, I broke out in handcuffs & orange :grr:

Ha, that's always fun times. I have the oxycodone prescribed for an unfortunate reason however.

So did I, well the ones I had...not the ones I stole. :D

Somewhere in the world it's 10 pm, I'm gon take a nap

:BLVD:Too the Galactica.
:toast:

jibberish

Why white people like mayonnaise?

racist

damn we need the Thread Killer for this thing.

Taken is on

I threw out an old pair of boxer briefs today. I no longer own any underwear.

Dumb and Dumber is on too.



"There's a not single job in this town nothing nada zip....yeah unless you wanna work 40 hours a week"

Some lucky guy is going to travel around with those girl for the next few months.

Our break will come too, we just have to keep our eyes open.

I've never seen a less funny, funny person than Sasha Baron Cohen.

Is he even in the same ball park as less funny?

No. There's The K... then there's the little k... then there's a little league ballfield in Independance... then there's a little league ballfield in Praire Village... then there's an empty lot in Shelbina Missouri... then there's a fat kids back yard outside of Ladonia Missouri... then there's my old baseball card collection... then there's a steaming pile of fresh dog poo... then there's a nap on the couch... then there's an outside chance that Sasha Baron Cohen does something that could be construed as worthy a chortle... if you're drunk.

Not even drunk would I laugh.

Fair enough. I made this mistake of watching one of his movies tonight. I'm pretty sure I didn't even smile. I should have masterbated instead.

while watching the movie? You sick puppy you.

Thief, thief my thief.

"instead" not "during."

Went and checked out my buddies band, 9 Penny, tonight in St Joe. Had a great time. I've never heard a drummer before try to hum the bag pipes as they covered "It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll".

Their singer sucked, I can do a much better job. Gonna start popping in on practices and see if I can work my way in :D

Edit: I miss singin in a band and I'm getting the bug to do anything.

I've always thought I should start a stupid band. I've guest sung with 3 bands I know and had a ball. I don't know why I haven't recruited some players. Chicken I guess.

I come across the wrong place at the wrong time. Hear a band needs someone to sing, find out later they chose someone else before I got my chance to show off my pipes.

Lately I pop in and out of open mic nights to find someone with similar tastes in music to play with me.

http://img.tapatalk.com/ae9c59d2-09bb-84b2.jpg

You know what that is?

That's my backside. It hurts.

http://img.tapatalk.com/ae9c59d2-0a01-3f0b.jpg

Don't jump out of moving cars.

You don't always get lucky and it loses it's dramatic effect the third or fourth time, but still hurts the ****ing same.

What the **** is wrong with you?

Damn, Joey, that looks painful. :(

Nice crack, btw! ROFL

Thanks lumpy! I work out.

I'm bored and alone tonight, how's life going with you?

LMAO

RL is a bit crazy right now, but things will get better. Just taking things one day at a time.

Best of luck w/ your sore ass! Did you seriously jump out of a car?!

Yeah, more like fell out of one. She flipped me off and I pulled the handle, overreacted.

I'm not touching this one...

Good, it ****ing hurts.

:shake: Damn.

FWIW, I truly hope that things get better between you two. I assume that you guys are under a lot of stress. Whether that's it or not, I know you two have quite a history together and it would be a shame for things to go south.

What is your major malfunction, Numbnuts?

you get the paddle again?

guy walks into the bar tonight and screams at the top of his lungs 'sometimes i shove baked beans in my ass'. WTF is wrong with people?

That's called butthurt & Joeys got it.

Leave me alone. You don't want what is on flipside..

All healed up now!

http://img.tapatalk.com/ad9b008f-bbc3-5fe0.jpg

uhhhh

I want to be friends with Direckshun. How do I go about it?

asscheeks for leveling pavement hardly ever works .. glad ya healed up .. lol

I am Cassholio...
I need TD's for my payroll.

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I pee'd for like 2 whole minutes earlier. How does a bladder hold that much?

Try 3 minutes then call back.

Try 3 minutes then call back.

I'd have to ask him, "boston baked beans or bush's?"

This was the last time I was sick. I feel it coming on now. It ****ing sucks. That was like 1 year and 3+ months ago. Getting healthy probably made me not get sick, but now that it's kicking in again I feel horrible.

Who else is up? I have to wait for a upgrade to start at midnight change out a few cards.

I am. I can't sleep. I'm about to go to the store to get some medicine.

Aurora alert: Chance for northern lights tonight July 8-9

Might get a chance to see this tonight.

Head or chest? Or all over?

Sore throat, stuffy nose. That's about it.