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Skip Towne 05-22-2009 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5786575)
The best part is she swears like a sailor and hates God.
Take her home to meet the family.

Mr. Flopnuts 05-22-2009 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5786626)
Take her home to meet the family.
LMAO

keg in kc 05-22-2009 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5786575)
The best part is she swears like a sailor and hates God.
So she's me with tits?

That creeps me out.

Hammock Parties 05-22-2009 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5786645)
So she's me with tits?

That creeps me out.
Are you a good kisser?

keg in kc 05-22-2009 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5786657)
Are you a good kisser?
That creeps me out more.

Hammock Parties 05-22-2009 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5786660)
That creeps me out more.
You weren't raised pentecostal by any chance...

keg in kc 05-22-2009 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5786667)
You weren't raised pentecostal by any chance...
No. Cataholic.

Hammock Parties 05-26-2009 11:36 PM
Oh, damn. GOD DAMN!

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fitness chick: I will say this... your default makes me want to hop in bed with you.
bfett81: i look so inviting don't I?
fitness chick: it would be better without the eyebrow raise
fitness chick: but yes

Fire Me Boy! 05-27-2009 05:48 AM
Oh for Pete's sake, just do it already. Nothing you do will be as good as you've made it out to be in your head.

Gonzo 05-27-2009 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 5795648)
Oh for Pete's sake, just do it already. Nothing you do will be as good as you've made it out to be in your head.
But it will be the best 22 1/2
seconds of your young life...
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Hammock Parties 05-27-2009 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 5795648)
Oh for Pete's sake, just do it already. Nothing you do will be as good as you've made it out to be in your head.
Eh, this one is just a tease. But she does want to meet. Maybe I'll get ALL FRIENDLY *jazz hands* instead of being a pussy this time.

Katipan 05-27-2009 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5795655)
Eh, this one is just a tease. But she does want to meet. Maybe I'll get ALL FRIENDLY *jazz hands* instead of being a pussy this time.
I guess you never learned the trick?

See a guy puts his hand on our knee and leaves it there. Then the girl is feeling tingly because it's new and exciting and the guy is feeling tingly because it's near a box. Then its our job to either leave it there or find an excuse to cross our legs or get up or otherwise move your hand.

Every body part is the same process only a little more fun.

You will at one point have your hand on a soft inner thigh and in your head you'll be thinking "will she let me will she let me will she let me omg im thinking exactly what mer said i'd think i spend too much time on CP omg shes letting me" and she'll let you and it'll be glorious. Well, soft and squishy but glorious.

You will know immediately if she's the take charge kind of girl. Barring her sitting herself down on your lap and shoving her tits in your face, you're gonna have to be at least a little aggressive.

Hammock Parties 05-27-2009 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5795671)
I guess you never learned the trick?

See a guy puts his hand on our knee and leaves it there. Then the girl is feeling tingly because it's new and exciting and the guy is feeling tingly because it's near a box. Then its our job to either leave it there or find an excuse to cross our legs or get up or otherwise move your hand.

Every body part is the same process only a little more fun.

You will at one point have your hand on a soft inner thigh and in your head you'll be thinking "will she let me will she let me will she let me omg im thinking exactly what mer said i'd think i spend too much time on CP omg shes letting me" and she'll let you and it'll be glorious. Well, soft and squishy but glorious.

You will know immediately if she's the take charge kind of girl. Barring her sitting herself down on your lap and shoving her tits in your face, you're gonna have to be at least a little aggressive.
This one has a B cup, too.

Fire Me Boy! 05-27-2009 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5795671)
You will at one point have your hand on a soft inner thigh and in your head you'll be thinking "will she let me will she let me will she let me omg im thinking exactly what mer said i'd think i spend too much time on CP omg shes letting me" and she'll let you and it'll be glorious. Well, soft and squishy but glorious.
This may be your greatest post.

Katipan 05-27-2009 06:17 AM
Best thing is they don't flop in our arm pits when we lay down.


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