well, howdy stranger

No one in particular. I just went on the internet and looked at increasingly skeezy and disgusting pr0n.

That's why i miss my computer the most. I used to look at some seriously ****ed up shit, now nothing.
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Right?

Time for you to get a new computer then.

Damn that's harsh.

It wasn't meant to be. I guess Im not here enough to know whether he has the capability to get a new one.

Besides there's always the library. Its fun to toss one off there while looking at sick stuff till they throw you out.

Not you, you ****ing n00b.

what it do?

Hi

why white people all gay

THATS IT


I want the person of Hispanic heritage banned. Lumpy get your man on this.
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¿Qué?

No hablo espanol

why all white people think they smart but they not?

I dunno, that's a good one.
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It's time to get back on the whores.

Id hit it.

With a bat?

puke

OK Everybody: favorite video game themed cereal....

GO!!!!


I'll go first:

http://i43.tinypic.com/14v6a6f.jpg

why all white people think they good at video games when they actually suck?

I'm really good at Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds for XBox. Explain that, smart guy.

What is with all the hate of white people, Buck?! We made this ****ing country!

I've tried writing this
letter now
several times before
when
the party's over
and the liquor is
no more
ill tell you now that living
has become somewhat

a chore
and following in their
footsteps
is such a god forsaken

bore
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Just wanted to toot my own horn. Passed my oral examination this morning! One more small step to graduation and gainful employment!

holy shit!!!! Gratz bro! Urr-e body out hurr gettin shit done!
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That's the easy one. I hope you're prepared for the anal exam.

Thanks Mr. Cobain. Your music helped me get through a lot of those nights preparing!

Don't worry Buck, my ass can take anything.






























































Wait, what?

congrats, whacha doing?

I've been out trying to find someone to have sexual relations with my mom, but it's not going well. I've put many hours into this venture.
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I don't care what anyone says, pork skins are good eats. If you don't like chicharrones you can kiss my whole family ass.

I also passed 5,000 posts on this bitch the other day, and did I make a thread about it?? No. I. Di. int.


The 10,000 one will be off the hook though!!! What!!!

Thanks.

Finishing my Master's in speech pathology. Just have to defend my research and finish my internship and I will graduate in May!

Agreed. I could eat them all day if they weren't so damn much sodium in them. I have to limit myself to a couple handfuls instead of a whole bag!

Congrats!! What field?

Strange PM that was...

I really like the Alaska State Troopers show on National Geographic Channel.

This thread needs more Joey/Kurt



Oh wait.....

Yea....did he get banned again?

That ****ing idiot.

Random post to half-ass try to get to 20k tonight. I doubt I have the motivation for it, but you never know.

Lazy bastard :harumph:

Eh, I've never been the 50 post/day type. But hey, I'm half drunk, so you never know.

Aww shit...you're not getting to 20k tonight.

Sweet...you can do it.

I just post random shit....all the time. :D

Yeah, probably not. But your mom's a whore.

It's not an anal exam, it's a pop quiz.

Anal exams? Not me, but maybe the wife will be interested...

Yea and pretty cheap too... or so they say


And that Taint nice o say

I'll be here all week.

So, in the midst of all this, my wife is trying to get me to paint our kitchen. Know how I know I'm getting old...?

Hmm...an interesting idea, but I think I'll give her the benefit of the doubt in this case. Despite the paint color thing, my earlier post tends to have a lot of weight for me. :D

Or **** her sister

Yeah...no. If I could provide pics, you'd understand.

Then obviously you're not as drunk as you led us to believe :hmmm:

I hear ten thirty at night is the best time to paint, especially while wasted.

Possibly. I'm just too damn logical. I could be "almost to pass out" drunk, and I still don't think I'd post pics of the wife.

You can ask people at the 2011 playoff tailgate, tough, the wife's more than hot enough by CP standards. :)

DaFace on the quest for 20K, looks like some mod abuse is in order.

I would **** daface's wife.

Ha...the beauty of it is that I could fix it (technically). Of course, I haven't touched the ModCP in two months, so it'd still suck.

Welcome to the party...a year late.:D

I'll take that as a compliment. :D

Guys, I ****ed up tonight.

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She did to ROFL

HOW DID YOU GAIN 300 POSTS IN LIKE 20 MIN?

You should. I'll trade you my friend that was at that game with me. I'll even throw in my mom.

Like you, he has no life. :shrug:

:hmmm:

Wut.

I'm finally able to get out now. Played basket ball for four hours today with some black guys at the park. Exhausted as hell.

That's Raciest :eek:

KILL THEM! KILL THEM UNTIL THEY ARE DEAD!!

At least keep the cute females.

There's always black guys playing basketball at the park.