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booger 03-28-2018 02:21 PM

Was the dog a girl? If so you could have tried the old your bitch has nice legs line

O.city 03-28-2018 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 13493800)
Yeah man, for sure.

But I was so mesmerized by her that it didn't hit me that was Kelce until a few seconds after I passed them.

Then it was like, "Duh".

Shes definitely a smoke show.

When I was in school in KC we lived in the same townhouse complex as some of the mid and low round chiefs guys. We got to know the Kush's pretty well and Houston and his GF a little bit.
When my wife was pregnant with our first she'd go to the pool a lot to float around like a bobber or something and I'd go up there when I got out of school. A few times Houston would be up there and usually those times I'd opt to just keep my shirt on and hang by the side. He's a large man.

ToxSocks 03-28-2018 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 13493776)
I ran into Kelce and his girlfriend Monday afternoon. They were walking their tiny dog up to Lake Hollywood (or, he could be renting or Air B&Bing a house on that street).

Anyway, she was so incredibly ****ing hot that it took me a few seconds to realize that she was with a guy that looked like Travis Kelce.

He noticed me staring at her and said "What up?".

LMAO

As soon as I got home about a minute later, I confirmed that it was her and Kelce via her Instagram account.

lol @ "What up?"

Kelce knows what's up. If you're gonna have a fine ass woman by your side, then be prepared for men to stare. It's nothing but confirmation that you have a fine ass woman.

O.city 03-28-2018 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by O.city (Post 13493805)
Shes definitely a smoke show.

When I was in school in KC we lived in the same townhouse complex as some of the mid and low round chiefs guys. We got to know the Kush's pretty well and Houston and his GF a little bit.
When my wife was pregnant with our first she'd go to the pool a lot to float around like a bobber or something and I'd go up there when I got out of school. A few times Houston would be up there and usually those times I'd opt to just keep my shirt on and hang by the side. He's a large man.

Moral of the story, these guys are just huge.

DaneMcCloud 03-28-2018 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by O.city (Post 13493805)
Shes definitely a smoke show.

When I was in school in KC we lived in the same townhouse complex as some of the mid and low round chiefs guys. We got to know the Kush's pretty well and Houston and his GF a little bit.
When my wife was pregnant with our first she'd go to the pool a lot to float around like a bobber or something and I'd go up there when I got out of school. A few times Houston would be up there and usually those times I'd opt to just keep my shirt on and hang by the side. He's a large man.

Yeah, it's a trip. When I had field passes to the Bills-Rams game, I immediately noticed how all of the skill position players were so long and lean - almost like basketball players.

But the OLBers, defensive line and offensive lineman were ****ing HUGE, just as Kelce was ****ing huge.

It's crazy because even just like 20 years ago, most of those guys were so much smaller. My wife went to UCLA with Donnie Edwards and went I met him, he was slightly bigger than me.

Now, with nutrition and training, these guys are ****ing monsters.

The Franchise 03-28-2018 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 13493785)
If I run into them again, I will for sure.

Right now, I'm stuck in the house with my daughter who's recovering from surgery while my wife and other daughter enjoy Palm Springs...

Awesome. Hope your daughter is doing well, man. I'm dealing with a 7 year old with a concussion right now.

DaneMcCloud 03-28-2018 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 13493811)
lol @ "What up?"

I know but dude, I think I stared too long, and I never do that.

LMAO

I mean, I've lived in Hollywood for 23 years now and have seen it all but gotdamn!

She was hot.

DaneMcCloud 03-28-2018 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 13493828)
Awesome. Hope your daughter is doing well, man. I'm dealing with a 7 year old with a concussion right now.

Ack, that's terrible. I hope she recovers quickly.

The worst part about the appendectomy is that she can't take a bath or swim for 3 weeks and can only go on the kiddie rides at Disneyland, so I just kept her home with me instead of torturing her while we're all in the pool in Palm Springs.

The Indian Wells Renaissance is bad ass, though, so we'll have to do a make up this summer.

Mother****erJones 03-28-2018 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 13493801)
LMAO

Headline: Chiefs lose 2 straight due to Kelce’s suspension


Ban Dane forever/CP

The Franchise 03-28-2018 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 13493839)
Ack, that's terrible. I hope she recovers quickly.

The worst part about the appendectomy is that she can't take a bath or swim for 3 weeks and can only go on the kiddie rides at Disneyland, so I just kept her home with me instead of torturing her while we're all in the pool in Palm Springs.

The Indian Wells Renaissance is bad ass, though, so we'll have to do a make up this summer.

Yeah, I've had my appendix out. Shit isn't fun. Has she been feeling any pain from the gas that they put into the abdomen for surgery? That was the worst part of it all.

****ing concussions man. All she did was get run into at recess.....fell and hit her head on the blacktop. She can't do anything....homework....soccer....electronics. She hasn't been sleeping well and has no appetite.

Beef Supreme 03-28-2018 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 13493846)
Yeah, I've had my appendix out. Shit isn't fun. Has she been feeling any pain from the gas that they put into the abdomen for surgery? That was the worst part of it all.

****ing concussions man. All she did was get run into at recess.....fell and hit her head on the blacktop. She can't do anything....homework....soccer....electronics. She hasn't been sleeping well and has no appetite.

When I was in the first grade I got clocked so hard once during recess playing football that I had temporary amnesia. The teacher just sent me back to the classroom to shake it off. I sat there while everyone else finished recess and could not for the life of me remember what all the stuff that was sitting on my desk was there for. About 20 minutes later it started to come back to me about the project we were working on before recess.

No visit to the nurse. No concussion protocol. Nothing. Just rub some dirt on it and get back in there. Nobody gave a shit, least of all me. Times have certainly changed. Glad they are looking out for that kind of stuff more these days. I'm sure your daughter will be good to go soon. Kids bounce back fast.

SAUTO 03-28-2018 02:46 PM

sorry to hear about the little ones, fellas.

booger 03-28-2018 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SAUTO (Post 13493872)
sorry to hear about the little ones, fellas.

X2

Mother****erJones 03-28-2018 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by booger (Post 13493885)
X2

X3

Sorry guys! Get well little ones

booger 03-28-2018 03:04 PM

Pure speculation but seeing the Titans signed guard xavier su'a-filo yesterday I wonder if some team is going to make a run at RFA Spain their LG who they tendered at the original round lower tender and he was undrafted. Could just be depth signing but them not giving him a round two tender surprised me


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