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Hammock Parties 05-21-2009 06:38 PM
If anyone wants to see her profile, send me a PM (you need to be registered on OKC).

luv 05-21-2009 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5784724)
If anyone wants to see her profile, send me a PM (you need to be registered on OKC).
Don't. Just go out with her since you like her. Who cares what these bums think? They're not going.

Delano 05-21-2009 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5784724)
If anyone wants to see her profile, send me a PM (you need to be registered on OKC).
I heard girls with Asperger's like it in the ass. Find out if it's true.

Skip Towne 05-21-2009 06:49 PM
I had an experience today that would have made your little sticker peck out. I knocked on the customer's door and it opened to reveal a goddess in tight cutoffs. 19 or 20 years old with raven hair and a great body. Pretty face too. She was as tall as I am (5'10") only her legs are much longer than mine. This doesn't happen very often. I'm going back tomorrow.

keg in kc 05-21-2009 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5784731)
I heard girls with Asperger's like it in the ass. Find out if it's true.
Make sure you cum all over her ass and then say "there you go, baby, some mayo for your assburger".

Delano 05-21-2009 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5784739)
I had an experience today that would have made your little sticker peck out. I knocked on the customer's door and it opened to reveal a goddess in tight cutoffs. 19 or 20 years old with raven hair and a great body. Pretty face too. She was as tall as I am (5'10") only her legs are much longer than mine. This doesn't happen very often. I'm going back tomorrow.
Cue the pron music.

Hammock Parties 05-21-2009 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5784741)
Make sure you cum all over her ass and then say "there you go, baby, some mayo for your assburger".
I would love to use that line.

Hammock Parties 05-22-2009 05:55 PM
I have now kissed two girls.

keg in kc 05-22-2009 05:57 PM
That's only notable if it was at the same time.

MoreLemonPledge 05-22-2009 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5786525)
I have now kissed two girls.
ALERT THE MEDIA

Skip Towne 05-22-2009 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5786525)
I have now kissed two girls.
You're making progress. You may score in about 25 years

Hammock Parties 05-22-2009 06:18 PM
The best part is she was hotter than her photos. She walked in that door and I felt like screaming "IS THAT FOR ME??!?!?!"

Sure-Oz 05-22-2009 06:22 PM
Nice work!

Hammock Parties 05-22-2009 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5786567)
Nice work!
The best part is she swears like a sailor and hates God.

Mr. Flopnuts 05-22-2009 06:33 PM
**** her. NOW!


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