Okay, I guess I'll do it myself. PUSSY!!!

Don't leave me now. The Joker by Steve Miller Band just came on...

Im a joker, Im a smoker, Im a midnight toker, play my music in MY BEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD. GOODNIGHT LUV.

:(

How many licks? By Lil Kim.

Let's Get Drunk And Screw by Jimmy Buffet

I'm clocking in early, I was going to show up on the 10pm thread but that crazy guy is well....crazy :) I think I will hang out here where it is safe.

Signs I was hammered last night.

1. Didn't crawl out of bed until 3:30 this afternoon.
2. Went to the kitchen and found an empty bottle of jager (that was new last night)
3. Someone bumps this thread, and I find out I begged the Charger fan not to leave.

Goodness.

How many calories are in a bottle of Jager?

I don't want to know.

Depends if it came back up.

Never has.

:eek:

103cal & 10.9g of sugar...PER OUNCE!!!

103cal & 10.9g of sugar...PER OUNCE!!!

And you took the FULL load:clap:

375ml bottle (small one).

Good evening kiddies..sounds like most lived to see another day..