Fine. I take back what I said.

Your behavior is much more akin to 49ers fans puffing up their chests with stat charts and claiming Brock Purdy is better than Mahomes.

"He's playing better right now!"

Tell that to my boner.

Yep. That's pretty much it.

Do people in Cincinnati have to sign a disclaimer if they ate skyline chilli before they let someone finger their butthole?

If you're fingering the butthole of someone who's recently eaten Skyline...you're either the bravest man alive or the dumbest.

LMAO

Joey Jumpball once again ass in the 4th Quarter. 3 TD and 3 INT. Dramatic drop in his play in the 4th. Choker or is it that wrist flaring up rfaulk? Choose wisely.

Hang the banner?!!

How many of Mahomes Super Bowls did he have 2 of the 3???

I gurantee his wrist issue won't go well in the cold. Grip going to be an issue.

I mentioned in a post earlier about how i was going to break down all the Bengals losses by one score or less on my mothership--to test Burrow's "clutchness"--in an earlier post and someone wanted me to post it here. I'm not going to post all the stats for each game, just the critical, 'did he get it done or not'. If you want to see the stats (which i'm sure you don't) head over to my board and check them out in the post 'i know a couple posters will be really upset to see this' from post #168 to #240.

The Bengals have 19 losses by one score or less from 2020-2024. Here's a breakdown of each game to assess where Burrow failed to extend a lead or take the lead/win game and where the defense failed to stop a GWD.

2020
LAC - threw TD pass @0:07. Called back on OPI. Missed GWFG as time expired.
CLE - threw TD pass @0:43. Still down by 5 at that point.
IND - threw INT to seal the loss.
CLE - threw TD to take lead @1:06 to take lead. Defense surrendered GWD @0:11.
1 failure to extend lead beyond one score or win game (IND).
1 defense failed to prevent GWD (2nd CLE game).

2021
CHI - threw back to back TDs to get within 3. Defense couldn't get stop on CHI final drive to end game.
GBP - missed GWFG @0:21. Threw INT in OT. Missed GWFG in OT.
NYJ - threw INT w/lead, jets took the lead @3:45. Failed to do anything on last drive.
SF - threw TD to tie at end of regulation. drove to FG in OT to take lead before defense gives up GWD.
LAR - failed to extend lead in 4th on multiple drives. Failed to get in range or take lead on last drive.
4 failure to extend lead beyond one score or win game (GBP, NYJ, SF, LAR)
1 defense failed to prevent GWD (SF in OT).

2022
PIT - threw TD pass to tie at the end of regulation. XP blocked. Missed GWFG in OT.
DAL - threw TD and 2pt conv to tie game @3:45. Defense gives up GWD.
BALT - scores go ahead TD @1:56. Defense gives up GWD.
KC - fails to drive team to GWD. Defense gives up GWD.
1 failure to extend lead beyond one score or win game (KC).
3 defense fails to prevent GWD (DAL, BALT, KC).

2023
BALT - threw TD pass @3:28. Still down by 3 at that point. Ravens run out clock.
HOU - Boyd drops TD pass @1:38. FG ties. Defense gives up GWD.
0 failures to extend lead beyond one score or win game.
1 defense fails to prevent GWD (HOU).

2024
NE - failed to do anything on last drive.
KC - failed to extend lead at end of game. Defense gives up GWD
WASH - TD drive @0:40. Still down by 5 at this point. Failed on sides kick.
BALT - throws INT and ravens tie game @1:36. Missed GWFG in OT. Defense gives up GWD.
3 failures to extend lead beyond one score or win game (NE, KC, BALT).
2 defense fails to prevent GWD (KC, BALT).

Burrow failures = 9
Defense failures = 8
Still down, other team runs out clock = 4

PS - His wrist is fine, dork.

Whatever. We could
Do the same with AR in GB. He lost a lot when the defense gave up tons of points. Joe is what his record says he is. 32-27. Whoopie.

2019 - seasonal - good Oline, running, not that great, defense 7th pts, 17th yds.
SB - good Oline, running, 29/129/2/4.5ypc, defense gave up 20 pts.

2020 - seasonal - good Oline, running, ok. 12th ypc, defense 10th pts, 16th yds.
SB - bad Oline, running, 17/107/0/6.3ypc, defense gave up 31 pts.

2022 - seasonal - good Oline, running, ok. 8th ypc, defense 16th pts, 11th yds.
SB - good Oline, running, 26/158/1/6.1ypc, defense gave up 35 pts.

2023 - seasonal - good Oline, running, ok. 13th ypc, defense 2nd pts, 2nd yds.
SB - good Oline, running, 30/130/0/4.3ypc, defense gave up 22 pts.

You had a bad Oline in one instance--2020 SB.
You had a less than mediocre run game once--2019 season but they were good in the SB.
You never had worse than an average defense in season and in the SB, gave up 20 and 22 in 2 of the 4 games.

Yes, he is what he is--to my point--a great QB on a shit franchise that has done more than anyone except maybe one guy, with this particular team.

You can keep ignoring everything but the results for CIN, BUF and SF, while KC has a clear advantage in the 3 critical areas (FO, HC, QB) and i'll keep posting twixters and stats until a magic fairy comes along and sprinkles pixie dust on my team.

I have him at more than 9 "failures" fyi 21 losses in those close games is pathetic. Either extend the lead or put the damn game away like 15 does.