mooses?

meese

What? You made that up.

Yeah you gonna tell on me?

No I was just going to make you some apple juice with dog semen in it.

You're not even funny and your schtick is getting old. I'm just trying to enjoy myself on the planet while riding around in my minivan setting tortured chimpanzees free from labs where they're unfairly tested on.

Yeah, so you think you're jesus. Just step up to this cross for me, I'll handle this like a true jew.

We already think that...

ROFL

Saturday night up here.

That is the high up here lately.

Too much info...

Just for that, I won't iggy your dumb ass and I'll bitch twice as much!

Thief? Where is my thief????????????????????????????

The boxes will make you angry...

I am beyond pissed. I can't believe I am still up.

I am up and pissed...

Getting super pissed off now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!

That's it I am pissed off!!!!!

There is nothing on tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn housekeeping turning the heat up in here...

damn no delivery at this hour...

at least I have a enough beer till...

I am still pissed off

Assholes shut the hell up!!!!!!!!

There is nothing on tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey man youre not the only one up

area 52

I have been up since 3am Friday morning. With no caffeine.

well i havent been getting much sleep either cuz of work, and with the time change tomorrow, have a 13 hour shift overnight, and with watching the chiefs game when i get home from that, will not be in the greatest mood

For this me sucks ass.

agreed, its hard for me to sleep thru the days

Now I am super pissed offed!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn red cup.

It's just not right.

Hello boyos!

Yeah

So... I pick up a Sat delivery job to make some extra cash. Little old ladies who don't see anyone else ALL DAY LONG love to talk you're ear off. I'm glad I'm a patient person, alot of practice with my 91 yo grandma.

Long story short.

I was watching UFC at a friends house. Another friend was bugging the shit out of me to come hang out at the bar. I go and he's with his wife and his wife's friend and sister.

By the end of the night I'm making out with the wife's sister and she wants to go out with me.

She's this little Mexican girl. Never been with one before. Should be fun.

Does she fart?

Probably. The only thing I'm worried about is that if I go out with her and it doesn't work out, how will things be between my buddy and I?

Who cares? This is about getting some tail.

Plus I've never gone out with a Mexican girl.

Just don't take her to Taco Bell.

ROFL

Yeah that would probably get my ass kicked.

Don't know if you've ever been to San Diego, but we have these small Taco Shops everywhere. They are so ****ing good. About 9999999999999999999999999999999 times better than Taco Bell.

**** San Diego and their coffee shops.

Final NFL Standings

1 Bengals 12 - 4
2 Jets 11-5
3 Texans 11-5
4 Chiefs 10-6
5 Ravens 12 -4
6 Steelers 10 - 6

Pats left out at 10-6 Bolts 8-8

1 49ers 14-2
2 Packers 13-3
3 Giants 12-4
4 Falcons 10-6
5 Lions 11-5
6 Saints 9-7

In the NFC wildcard round we have the Saints versus the Giants.

Eli manning went down with a serious shoulder injury week 16 and still has not recovered for the wildcard game. However, the Giants D rattles Brees into throwing picks all night and the Saints D vanishes once again allowing David Freaking Carr to put up three TDs.

Giants win 27-10

Lions enter Atlanta on a mean 5 game winning streak. Calvin and Matty have four straight games where they combined for atleast 100 yrds and a td. Everybody healthy for both teams. Atlanta starts out hot, going up 17-0, but Detroit rallies back hard. In the end Tony G gets his first playoff win!

Falcons 23-21

The steelers have been crippled after a fateful trip to KC where Big Ben tore his acl. Dixon is the starter, and he just craps himself. Texans with their first playoff win!

Texans win 42-7

WTF is going on here?

Well, well, well. The 12-4 Ravens visit the 10-6 Chiefs. Go figure.

These are two very different teams from last year though. Chiefs bust one off early with Baldwin grabbing a slant and taking it 45 yards for a TD. A couple of throw-ups to D Bowe and a huge INT and magical run D from DJ. Flacco throws balls right into Flowers' butterfingers all day.

Chiefs 21-16

Matt ****ing Ryan, all fired up heading into San Fran. All fired up to get shut down. He's confused, bamboozled and harrassed all night and frank gore goes to town.

49ers ball hard 24-0

And... AJ gets the best of Revis at last. And Mark Sanchez wishes he was Matt Cassel.

Texans over Jets 27-3

Eli Manning is back, and it matters. Aaron Rodgers gets rushed around quite a bit, and is eventually knocked out of the game right before the half with the score tied. He's done with a concussion. The Bradshaw tears one up for the distance and Flynn can't get anything going.

Giants 34 - 17

Chiefs barge into Cincy, like, lol, you guys suck. Tamba Hali creams Dalton four or five times, and Pisspoorbelly lucks into a fumble recovery from Jackson to run back for a TD. Cassel throws a few picks, but Battle runs hard for a couple of TDs.

Chiefs 20-10

Gaints whoop up on Alex smith and the 49ers D just can't contain the giants O all night.

Giants go on the superbowl, 13-3

Chiefs at Texans

Scoreless with awesome D from both sides until deep into the second when AJ burns Flowers like Texas Toast and scores a big time TD. But it's ok... We got Matty Ice! Cassel comes back with that Manning Fire in his eyes, fires hard right to Bowe, and gets a pick 6 ran back.

Then later in the fourth, trailing 21-3 McCluster drops a fumble around the twenty, and Breaston picks it up and runs for a TD. Ensuing kick off, fumble taken back for a TD. Then with 1:33 left on the clock, Cassel fires a perfect ball to Bowe for a 45 yard TD. Chiefs hold off the texans and win.

Chiefs 24 - 21

They are going to the superbowl.

Joey is hitting the sauce pretty hard tonight....

I saw it all in a dream.

The other night I made out with this girl at the bar and the last couple days I've had a couple cold sores. I really hope that she didn't give me herpes. That would ****ing suck.

You took her to Taco Bell didn"t you...

herpes would suck

So you're just going to leave us hanging on how the Super Bowl goes?

Yeah I don't know if I should call her or not.

Depends on if you want to confirm or contact more herpes. Your call dude.

Maybe I should go to the doctors to see if I have the herp.

I like blow jobs, but not from chicks that have herpes mouth.

Do this. And watch where you dip your wick.

Damn kids.

It's not herpes if it's every where.

It's the early part of the fourth quarter of the MOTHER****ING SUPER BOWL SON and Matt Cassel is panting on the sideline. He just drove his offense 95 yards, 11 of those yards passing. Too bad the drive ended in an endzone INT. Jackie Battle can't believe it, 267 yards rushing on the night, and Matt's stupid 4 total picks and 2 fumbles have the game at 16-13, Giants winning.

Eli Manning and his offense work magic converting 3rd down after 3rd down and even a couple of 4th downs and running the clock down to 2:15 after being sacked on 2nd and goal by Tamba Hali, racking his third of the night.

Eli fakes a hand off on third down and pumps right, and then he his absolutely raped by Kelly Greeg and the ball pops loose for Sabby Pissybelly to swoop up for the recovery at the ten yard line.

Then after very poor QB play and clock management by the bum looking coach, KC finds themselves with no Timeouts and at their own 15 on fourth down with 9 seconds left to play.

Well there is something called Oral Herpes Simplex Virus 1 which causes a herpes outbreak around the mouth that are like cold sores.

Cassel calls a twenty five purple green right hook hotdog man. His teammates are all, wtf?!?! because they've never heard of such a thing. Then Cassel calls hike and drops back deep. Then, like a majestic stallion, he weaves through the defense and runs 85 yards for the game winner.

KC wins the ****ing superbowl. All is well.

It's only on my mouth.

I don't know, I just shaved my face clean a couple days ago too for the first time so maybe it was just something with the razor, although I pulled a brand new one out of the bag that day.

You had me until that post. Now I just don't believe you. Guess I'll have to keep watching football this season. ****.

You don't believe that Cassel would call a twenty five purple green right hook hotdog man?

I believe in you, Kurt.

I have glorious dreams of the Chiefs winning big games too. Then I wake up and in reality I have just soiled myself in my sleep and the Chiefs are still playing like shit.

This is why I love this place....
I leave for awhile, and it's still the same when I come back:thumb: