Seriously, Joey. That sucks. :(

Oh I ****ing know.

You fell for that?

Santa Clause, The Tooth Fairy, The Easter Bunny and Too Wet have one thing in common.

There's no such thing.

Actually, Blow Pop would have been better. :p

:LOL: That's pretty good, Luv.

"Wet Jelly Beans"... that sounds like an awesome name for a chick band!

I didn't fall for anything. I was pissed.

I think I'm going to lay off for a while. Play hard to get.

But that's hard to do.

Hmmm ... that almost inspires me to start my own 1 man band and call it, "The Little Man In The Boat."

I always wanted a band called "The Sand Paper Tampons" or "Dan From Roseanne's Nightmare".

Sure you did. There's no such things as "too wet."

Lumpy? luv? Tell him. He needs to know.

*cringes and crosses legs*

I know there's not. Hence me being pissed. It's just like the 'bad chili' the other night and the "that black guy was just installing cable" from last week.

I truely live in Jerry Springer world, you guys would be all wtf if I posted some shit on here.

Is it possible that she could be having female issues, um, down there? Or perhaps she's just stressed out w/ work or the kids?

Um. Um. No comment. :D

She's not your sister, cousin, or really a dude, is she?

Damnit! :mad:

Sometimes you're about as worthless as a kickstand on a cow! :cuss:

:p

yeah there's been alot of issues and fights and setbacks. It hard out here in independence.

:LOL:

The writers for "Dukes of Hazzard" called and they would like you to pay them royalties.

And here comes Roscoe, cleverly disguised as a *tree*!

Right now, ole' Boss is happier than a hog knee-deep in slop.

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!

:( Yet, she was twitchy last night and bolted, even though you guys had a great time watching the game together. I find that odd.

How so?

"Well, friends..."

A Chiefs Monday night win in overtime is a hard act to follow. :shrug:

This.

It's like ****ing a 50 gallon drum of warm chicken fat sometimes...

IDK. It's just odd. If you guys were having a great time and things were heating up, she had no reason to leave you hanging, (no pun intended... ok, maybe a little. Heh.).

Right? She's just ****ing with me. Killing me more and more each day until I crack and kill her.

"Till Death Do We Part"

I listen.

"Now you can't see the wheels spinning in Enos's head 'cause they're so tiny. But they're really humming.'

" Now, about this time Boss Hogg was having a county budget meeting with Rosco and Enos, who couldn't count a dozen eggs without taking off thier shoes."

"And Daisy set off to serve breakfast at the Boars Nest, hard, greasy cookies. Try not to miss it if you can"

"Man, I'll tell you, the day they passed gout good luck, Old Bo and Luke must've been fishing."

"In fact if the Dukes quite driving old Cooter would have to go back to the chicken farm."

"I tell you being an entrepereneur is a heavy responsibility. Learning that word wasnt to easy either."

Dude, ... yuck!

STFU Vienna Sausage Dick! :cuss:

Damn! Gonzo has me beat by 1/2 inch! :cuss:

Well, this is akward. One of my kittens just crawled up onto my shoulder, plopped himself down behind my neck and prompty went to sleep. Now I have to type and do a balancing act at the same time. Urgh!

:eek: Settle down, sport! She's probably not mind ****ing you, (on purpose anyway). Women get twitchy over the craziest shit. Don't believe me? Ask Gonzo.

Wait, don't do that... I've had some really bad moments. LMAO

Listen, Joey, the storm will pass. Until then, you had better learn to dance in the rain, (or in your case, overflowing feminine juices).

"I can think of smarter things to do than chase Luke Duke and try to take his woman away from him, ... like, ... eating a grenade."


The old hotdog down a hallway picture. What's next? "Even a 747 looks small if it's flying through the Grand Canyon."

:facepalm:

Yeah, I'm leaving before there's blood all over the place. Well, that, and this stupid kitten sleeping on my shoulder behind my neck is making me hunch over like Quasimoto.

I'm out!

Oh and Joey, you're not going to be alone anymore. It looks like Gonzo just won a free trip to fap island for a month.

The hallway pic, Gonzo? Really?

You weren't saying that a few hours ago, ya prick!

Life still sucks.

Could be worse, you could be a Raider fan with the Hivvy.
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Please do. I'm tired of seeing you bitch all the time.

What temperature is it there Buck?

57 right now.

They're talking about ****ing snow here tonight/tomorrow.
I'm not ****ing ready at all.
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Buck, you are the only one right now that has any sense what so ever! I love nice big tits! I KNOW I'm a little late. But I can't ignore a TITS or GTFO!

I hear you. It might get down to 48 tomorrow night.

I ****ing hate your guts.

Anybody have tickets?

There you ****ing are!

So we meet again.

So you do have balls. Very impressive.

Too bad their not as big as your moms!

I've farted over 100 times since I woke up this morning and pooped probably 6 times.

Nah, she's got a pussy. I know because she ****ed all my friends.

Now the ****ing mexican is here.

Don't talk about people like that, man.

Bitch you don't want me opening that umbrella up your ass again do you?

What if I do?

Lulz

Then you'll have to come over around 8.

Are you serving toast first?

****as want beef, make they ass lunch!

I'll butter your toast with my dick.

That's not cool I dont want aids.

Dick butter is the best butter.

Dick butter is ok I guess.

If you're a bundle of sticks.

I get alot of death threats.

That's terrible.

And gangsters want to shoot and rape me.

Oh dear!

Deer?

Yeah, you see all those Deers over there?

The plural form is deer.

What about gooses?

geese