I guess Burrow was dead-pan joking. He said he doesn’t like to dress up, but we know he enjoys doing that.

He likes to wear pink shirts with teddy bears on them. Fact.

Burrow is gay

Open wide and suck on these for a little bit.

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">🥇 QB - Joe Burrow<br><br>The most valuable players at every position this season:<a href="https://t.co/06XKEAjd9Y">https://t.co/06XKEAjd9Y</a></p>&mdash; PFF CIN Bengals (@PFF_Bengals) <a href="https://twitter.com/PFF_Bengals/status/1852120998486651344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 31, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Adjusted EPA Week 8 Leaderboard <a href="https://t.co/S0v907151B">pic.twitter.com/S0v907151B</a></p>&mdash; Computer Cowboy (@benbbaldwin) <a href="https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1851601473123107005?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 30, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

You'd think such high value would bring better rewards.

One guy can't play every position.

But he can play one position the best.

Hope he keeps being valuable and leads his team to 3-6 this weekend

As Giselle said, he can’t throw and catch the ball.

Thank Jeebus he has such a proactive organization laser focused on winning around him…..

The total lack of self awareness it takes to troll the fanbase of a the reigning back to back Super Bowl champs, who’s QB is a 2x league MVP and a 3x SBMVP, about some mid season stats for a QB of a sub .500 team is both sad and hilarious.

Fauker doesn’t run away when his team is the drizzling shits.

He can troll anytime

What a dumb****. Boy needs a professional to teach him how to navigate that stuff. He’s probably too dumb to understand how bad that sounds.

https://imgs.search.brave.com/GXzvDG...mpwZz93PTk1/MA

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/02...5253672663.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/02...5253671272.jpg

I bet he kills it on Grindr.

Or he wants out of Cincy. Perhaps he will get his wish at some point.

Yeah, it's always amazed me how natural it is for Mahomes. You know that no matter what he thinks all he would do with that question is use it as an opportunity to praise Veach and Coach Reid for all the work they do and trusting in their judgement, etc.