How can you tell?

It's easy.

I don't want everyone to go to bed! I'll get bored. :(

u could masterbate. That's fun whether you are board or not.

I should be able to now.

Whoa. She's really drunk.

Right when I'm getting a good buzz going on.....BAM! This place dies.

I think i'll go dance around my living room.

I could still drive. I won't, but I could if I had to.

When I got drunk for the first time, I walked around my block at 11:30 PM on a Thursday. Crazy.

Insomnia sucks.

I always end up wanting to....

1. dance
2. talk

No one to dance with or to talk to. I think too much, anyway.

Where the **** did everyone go? Did I kill another thread?

im in ur forumz lurkin ur threadz

**** it. Ya'all are a bunch of pussies. I need a few more shots, another drink, and to do some writing.

At least you're a happy drunk. Angry drunk girls are not becoming at all.