Kudos.

Words can't describe how awfulB a poster hef is...but he came close. Sadly he's better than Super Turdle

Outstanding work, SNR team. Get you a case of beer for that one.

Good luck finding 73 posters better than me...

pooptaco. Then the midgets.

Not really true though I know thats the perception. It only tells me I'm pretty boring as far as CP goes.

I could talk better smack on myself by a long shot. Maybe I should roast myself.

Maybe SNR should do all of the roasts. Then this thread might have a chance.

He's busy so maybe you can **** off. Not sure why you are being a dick. Anyway you are my new Reek now.

It's all in fun. These slapdicks like Superturdle probably don't watch GOT to get it anyway.

73. Marcellus

I am Marcellus, I have over 19,000 posts and have been on CP since 2003. Yet somehow nobody knows jack or shit about me because nobody gives a **** about some boring homers boring life.

To attempt to make up for my boring life I spend my time trying to keep all the fantastic realist and knowledgeable posters in check lest they **** with my boring life by posting things that might make my boring life boring and also opened up to the true failure that really is the entire Chiefs organization since I was born in 1971.

U mad bro?

Shouldn't there have been a vote?
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ROFL

Marcellus just created something great here. To expedite the process and give PGMeatball and SNR a break some of the posters can roast themselves.

Got you beat by a mile. 23 days after SB IV

Apparently I am not allowed to roast anymore

Roast away!


Some people would bitch about being given a wrinkled $100 bill. **** them.

I won't, promise. Where's mine?

Yes... this pleases me

Marcellus made the list so you know its a joke

I bet that really really really fries your ass doesn't it.

Billay is mad because he is not on the list

Wish
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Billay seems to get a lot of hate this year.

I dunno, I've always thought the dude was pretty funny. :shrug:

The Billay vs. Boss Chief Stanzi debates a couple years ago were pretty epic.

:bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang:

Billy's funny because he's dumb.

That's different than actually being funny.

He needs to blow a load in a four from POF

Noob

It's n00b, n00b. :D

Not for really old people noob

What the heck, I tried inserting one of those :D faces in that post. I wonder why that didn't show up. You are right....you are old. And I am a noob. :D

Oh wait, now it's showing up. Weird.

Go home, Rico. You're drunk.

Nahhh...buncha Percoset. I got my knee checked out from that stupid backflip I attempted while 25 or so beers deep the night of the draft. Turns out I sprained the hell outta my upper ankle and knee. The last two days I've been hobbling around with an immobilizer and popping a bunch of (prescribed) Percoset.

Percocet is good stuff. I was prescribed some after having my wisdom teeth pulled. I took one on the first day and quickly realized I wanted to save those for recreational use. I toughed out the tooth pain for the next week, and then had some fun with those pills my last month in the Army.

No, it's N(• v •)b

That explains everything!

Timbone I am disappointed you haven't done that name change yet

He's been pissy with me since I told him he wasn't on the list. I am not the one that decided that!

Do I have to PM a mod? Maybe I should PM Bob Dole?

Marcellus absolutely deserves to be on the list.

Me I like Vicodin we talk just fine. Just haven't done anything stupid to get any more lately.

PM any mod

I think he's come up with a good idea. Those who are up to it, can roast themselves after they've been roasted. No one should be able to roast you better than you could roast yourself.

Definitely.

I may need another roaster lol this thing is beyond fumes.

Gonna have to unban Hootie. Or summon Saul Good.

That's like purposely ****ing a whore that has AIDS and herpes because you go on a dry run for a couple of months.

WTF bro? I say the same thing a fee days ago and you got all angry face. :(

71. Chief Roundup

So analogy time.

What if homers were coffees?

You'd have your standard cup of nice hot black coffee in BCD/BigChiefDave/one of the overweight assholes of Fate in the True Fan gif. Apart from all the different blends you can discern between, he's Joe Everyman coffee. You can always count on him for an apology for one of the franchise's decisions they've made recently. Doesn't matter the time of day. Or the QB. Or the soft bitch pussy cum gargler of a LT one selects at #1 overall. He'll always be there.

On the other hand, you've got BARRYSKOOLAID as a shot of espresso. His homerism is abrasive and extremely shocking and jarring. While BCD goes down easy among most unsuspecting people, I don't know that many fans who ever enjoyed reading the shit he wrote or podcasted about except if they hate themselves and love tweaking bitter people.

Chief Roundup would be an iced coffee with sugar and shit in it. You can drink an iced coffee and appreciate the bitterness in the taste without having to get used to it. It's still got that gross coffee aftertaste; you know, the one that's like "How can we judge any of our QBs when our offensive line is only top 15-20? There's no way we should expect any QB to succeed when our line just isn't necessarily bad, but it's not good!" It's got that kind of flavor, but you can read it without wanting to put an axe through your internet device. Sometimes he even talks sense.

I'm pretty sure that's only when he's smoking pot, though. Which is all the time.

ROFL
Very good man. It was a good laugh.
Bolded part...Where did you think my handle on here came from. :D

I really didn't think I would make this list. Thank you to those who made this possible.

SNR is the ****ing Lancelot of this goddamn Camelot Kingdom.

That was a good one.

I'm blushing right now. I promise.

We may not agree about the Chiefs a lot of times but you're a good dude and a valuable asset to this forum.

9 pooties on roundup

No I would kiss you if we ever squashed our beef.

70. Omaha

http://www.thefrisky.com/wp-content/...y_boo_boo7.gif

Look, just shut up about the too fat thing, okay? It's not funny anymore, and I'm tired of people impulsively attaching it to the ends of posts of mine that they quote.

I really have great ideas that I want to share with you all, but I can never get real conversations started because everybody always replies with "too fat lol!" And people still laugh and high five each other when that happens! For crying out loud, the fat girl conversation is YEARS old at this point.

The real truth is I've been lying. I've never porked a chick lighter than 150 lbs in my life. Why? It's obvious-- in Omaha there exists no woman who is not obese. It's true. The best you can do is to hope she wouldn't tip the scale when weighed against frazod. That's right. 300 pounds. Against my worst enemies, I wish that their families would get raped by my girlfriend at the time. I actually ****ing love that shit. I eat it up.

So there. No chick is too fat for me. Drop the jokes, please.

Now let's talk about the Chiefs. The cheerleaders sure look great, don't they?

I've enjoyed HonestChieffan the most so far. That's my best one, I think.

If the listmaker is reading this, I have some people I really want to dig into. I hope you've got them on the list.

Do tell.... :hmmm:

Yeah that's the best yet.

Ha. I knew Omaha loved the fatz

I really do think that's true about Omaha

Billy > Marcellus

You're going to give him an aneurism

That's pretty badass.

What about a community of dumb asses

uh oh guys you are ****ing slipping...

We need you to rescue us, SAUTO.

Up to 71. Mine must be coming soon.

*cough*I'm[QUO[/QUOTE]

Prepare for the return of the Roast Messiah.

too busy with life right now...



****ing sucks too.

Peeps are busy. We have made it further than any before though. I still have hopes we can do it.

I woke up this morning and my taint was purple.

This thread getting completed is just like the chiefs motto.....

Maybe next year