Not shit. That holiday is a ****ing fraud.

Eh. I never celebrate it anyway.

I know I'm not married to a male, I saw her squirt out a kid with my own eyes.

I decided to get my wife a practicle gift this year. My honey deserves the best, new dish soap and mitts.

The Mexican Avalanche.

yep. Unfortunately, we couldn't get there in time what with all the taco stops and time wasted talking to the police and pretending we didn't know it was illegal to drink beer in the taxi, on the street, etc.

Eh, I gotta work SB weekend. :banghead:

Bad, bad movie.

What do you do?

Security Gaurd at the local Hospital.

You??

There is a game this weekend?

Oh yeah, I forgot. And Prince is going to perform at halftime. I also heard that Peyton Manning is playing.

Terrible, painful to watch.

Not much.

He's actually Peyton Manning.

Oh, cool! What is the weirdest thing you have seen there?

Man, now you've gone and blown my cover!!! :cuss:

Sooooo.... jump around like a fancy boy and make bad commercials.

Well, I've only been there a little over a month so I haven't seen anything to weird yet. The closest thing would be opening up the morge for the funeral home people. Creepy!

You're much too humble.

Why do I see Ace Ventura showing up in this.

Hey, it pays the bills! :p

you beat me to this, maybe it's time for me to go to bed.

shit, if it's true, you can pay all our bills.

With your laser rocket arm.

LMAO

You see???

I like his commercials.

Hmm, searching for my 10k post I found this gem from 2005:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=114086

Thats the great thing I love about Vegas..you can walk almost anywhere you want to with a BOTTLE of beer..I was on the monorail with a beer..I walked across LV Boulevard from Harrahs to Treasure Island with a bottle of beer and waved to a cop..he smiled and waved back..I haven't been there since August 05..I'm getting the itch..Atlantic City doesn't compare..it sucks.

I ain't no charity!!!:p

I am so offended by that post. :)

:hmmm:

LMAO

LMAO

So the question here is this.... Were you activated or do you also have issues?

Fixed it for ya. :D

Nope, I was properly activated.

I think I was de-activated.

I'm sorry, were you saying something?

Playing what? Oh! You mean football. I thought he was playing with the band. :p

forceps huh?

Are you talking??? :p

Salad spoons man.

Hell Vos, I can't find it. 10k was ".", just like greg remembered. 10k+1 was where it got interesting.

I wonder where SP is at tonight. I hope he didn't freeze to death walking home from work.

time for me to puss out, night all

Yup! Very classic! :D

Pussy

Cool! I wasn't the first!

Nite!

Up hill both ways and barefoot.

Ah hell, it's log watching time. I'm going to go post on the beryllium thread until I can't stand it any longer, then I'll be back here to say goodnight and be called a pussy.

glad to help

I'm spent.

With shorts on.

Why is he walking home?

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I'll hit three grand tomorrow

LMAO
I will refraine from the customary "Thats what she said..." comment.

pussy, there I got it out of the way.

Never put off for tomorrow.....

Good night lil buddy! LMAO

DOH

I know, I keep thinking I'll catch a wind, but alas, it's time for the end.

:BLVD: + http://www.huskerboard.com/forums/st...efault/car.gif

LMAO

The government said he couldn't drive for a certain length of time.

You've been sayin that. Common keep goin.

ROFL

Gotchya

All in a months work.

Well now that I officially am not the first; it is now time for me to bid the "Planet" a fond farewell.


Nite Planet! :D

AH..do you know that where I live..they tack on an additional $1,000 insurance surcharge for 3 years in a row after you get your license back(first offense)..and..you have to go to these drunk driving classes that you have to pay for :rolleyes: ..I never drink and drive around here..it's not worth it.

Soooo ....., they teach you how to drive drunk? :hmmm:

Man, I haven't seen a commatard in quite some time.

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Commatard, where?

ROFL ROFL
Don't know what happened there.

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ROFL n00bs

, , (only together) gives you that. It does it for every even numbered ,

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Neither do I, that was really weird.

Lesson learned