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lewdog 06-08-2023 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Enid Borden (Post 16973632)
Also FYI, I am unable to restrain myself from calling the Chiefs the Chiefs, so that will be happening.


(That's funny! Autocorrect! You people ruined my fun!!! MY ONLY FUN!!)

LOOK guys --- I need at least one derogatory name for the damned Chiefs!
Just call us Super Bowl champs.

Fat Elvis 06-08-2023 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16969665)
Sorry if I negged you.

Best way is to act normal. Ask and answer questions you might get. I've noticed people coming out of the blue lol to see me only to clam up and not say much.

Have fun with it.
The funeral is for the living and not the deceased

I like to shake people's hands and then promise I didn't pass the cancer
I just want you to know, that as far as I'm concerned, no matter the outcome, you, sir, beat cancer. I tip my hat to you.

Enid Borden 06-08-2023 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 16974793)
Just call us Super Bowl champs.
Okay, FINE.

:banghead:

FlaChief58 06-09-2023 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 16974793)
Just call us Super Bowl champs.
Daddy is also acceptable

HayWire 06-09-2023 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 16973628)
Goddamn, I love that you guys are making jokes. I don’t have anything material to say other than you’re in my thoughts.

Much love.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.....

scho63 06-09-2023 12:31 PM
I think you should just strip down to your birthday suit and walk around the neighborhood. With your weight loss your dong will look real big.

Just feign disorientation if you get stopped by the police.

You might find a hot horny housewife.

big nasty kcnut 06-09-2023 03:00 PM
john elway walked into a bar the bartender says we don't serve horses

Hog's Gone Fishin 06-09-2023 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16975169)
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.....

I gotta admit, it took me from this morning until now to get this. Now that I "Get it" ROFL

Raiderhater 06-09-2023 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Enid Borden (Post 16973626)
My love and prayers go out to all you guys.

I'm actually a semi-refugee from a Denver sports forum as I'm from Denver and are a Broncos fan. Quality of posting on Denver forums is pretty lame and it's too circle-jerky. I really do like the size of this forum and the spirited political discourse.

I'm currently drowning my sorrows in the NBA Finals and if you wish to use me as a pin cushion for Broncos jokes and mockery, help yourselves. I won't disagree with any of it.
An odd thread to introduce yourself in. Donkey things, I guess.

Dave Lane 06-09-2023 07:03 PM
****. That is terrible. I can’t even imagine it. I hurt for you and your family an incredible amount. We all dread this time and yet it comes for us all. I hope they are wrong and you beat the diagnosis, my thoughts are with you.

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Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16472223)
5/25/23:





Spoiler!

HayWire 06-10-2023 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16975634)
I think you should just strip down to your birthday suit and walk around the neighborhood. With your weight loss your dong will look real big.

Just feign disorientation if you get stopped by the police.

You might find a hot horny housewife.
While that might be entertaining i don't see it happening. Can you picture me walking down the sidewalk between with a swarm of pigeons attacking going after the ding ding

seclark 06-10-2023 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16976391)
While that might be entertaining i don't see it happening. Can you picture me walking down the sidewalk between with a swarm of pigeons attacking going after the ding ding
You were up early this morning
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HayWire 06-10-2023 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 16976414)
You were up early this morning
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Hate a morning pick me up, slept after that lol

Spott 06-10-2023 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16976391)
While that might be entertaining i don't see it happening. Can you picture me walking down the sidewalk between with a swarm of pigeons attacking going after the ding ding
Maybe you’ll get lucky and find a pigeon with a soft beak.

seclark 06-10-2023 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16976525)
Hate a morning pick me up, slept after that lol
Call me
I don’t sleep worth a **** and the phone is right next to my head
Do it
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