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Dave Lane 05-20-2009 02:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5780180)
She mentioned coffee. Do you like coffee?

"Hey, you mentioned getting together for coffee. Why don't we meet up at Starbucks for a latte (cappuccino, whatever). My treat, of course. You free on Thursday?""

Do you not like coffee?

"Hey, you mentioned getting together for coffee. I don't tend to drink it myself, but I'm sure I can find something I like at Starbucks. Your latte (cappuccino, whatever) is on me. I'm free on Thursday evening."
Coffee with females is code for sex. If they ask if you'd like to get coffee I assure you sex is the real goal. Luv will back me up on this one.

luv 05-20-2009 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 5780252)
Coffee with females is code for sex. If they ask if you'd like to get coffee I assure you sex is the real goal. Luv will back me up on this one.
I hate coffee, so, if I'm asking for it, you KNOW I mean something else. ;)

Dave Lane 05-20-2009 02:41 PM
Even if it comes with a creamy head?

Hammock Parties 05-20-2009 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5780201)
You want to take here to an adult video store?
I bet she would be up for it. She's that cool.

Hammock Parties 05-20-2009 02:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 5780252)
Coffee with females is code for sex. If they ask if you'd like to get coffee I assure you sex is the real goal. Luv will back me up on this one.
WHOA WHOA WHOA

WHOA

****?

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The Franchise 05-20-2009 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5780255)
I hate coffee, so, if I'm asking for it, you KNOW I mean something else. ;)
What does it mean when you're asking for bondage and sodomy?

luv 05-20-2009 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 5780264)
Even if it comes with a creamy head?
I love my "coffee" with heavy cream.

luv 05-20-2009 02:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5780274)
What does it mean when you're asking for bondage and sodomy?
Be gentle.

The Franchise 05-20-2009 02:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5780279)
Be gentle.
Women are ****ing confusing. :shake:

luv 05-20-2009 02:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5780283)
Women are ****ing confusing. :shake:
LMAO

Actually, it means "Where are my handcuffs and blindfold?"

The Franchise 05-20-2009 02:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5780286)
LMAO

Actually, it means "Where are my handcuffs and blindfold?"
Blindfolds are for pussies.

luv 05-20-2009 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5780290)
Blindfolds are for pussies.
The blindfold can be fun.

The Franchise 05-20-2009 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5780296)
The blindfold can be fun.
You can skip the blindfold. If I don't want to see what you're doing.....I'll close my eyes.

Katipan 05-20-2009 02:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5780296)
The blindfold can be fun.
Especially if you're ****ing the truly hideous.

luv 05-20-2009 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5780299)
You can skip the blindfold. If I don't want to see what you're doing.....I'll close my eyes.
See, that's where women are different (or maybe I'm different). Touch is a wonderful sense, especially if I want to see what you're doing but can't.


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