I just woke up.

And yes, I know what you're asking... Yes, I do have morning wood.

4:17pm morning wood. Nice.

Are you black, buck?

Dink and flicka my brotha....one.

****a please.

Sheeeeeeeeeit

Aw skeet skeet skeet skeet

Aaaah skeet skeet skeet skeet

Turn on ESPN if you want to relive the Broncos most glorious moment of the last 2 decades, the drafting of Tim Tebow.

Lets see how his "floaters" hold up over an entire season. Watching him throw reminds me of someone who is constipated. Just trying to push it out.

I'm so ready for Tebow Mania. I'm getting a mother ****in jersey.

In other news...I need to draw a "ma" and "pa" in Microsoft paint for a beginner talker book I am making for class. I suck at drawing in paint. FML

Are you five?

I feel like it man! Stupid assignment that takes up way too much of my time. These books are for kids with motor speech problems.

You dirty ****ing five year old. Go change your pants.

Will do, this poo-poo stinks.

Speaking of 5 year olds, is your eye healing from sticking your finger up your bunger, touching your eye and getting pink eye?

Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

Great idea Mr. Cobain....I could work that into my children's book! Steamy pile of chocolate pretzels...

Did somebody say pretzel?

they typed it, you read it, you didn't hear it. shit bro, how much do you smoke?

Not enough apparently.

by tommy chong's standards?

Okay I just smoked some weed.

Get a job.

Hire me.

Stop smoking weed.

ROFL

Filter evasion, reported.

It is my Friday, I've got nothing planned. Getting older sucks.

DRINK

I have a research meeting tomorrow...not a great idea to show up hungover to that. Might have a few brews though.

LMAO

I don't even want to hear this story.

But you did just hear the story....

I think I'm going to drink tonight...I pretty much do every night. Only decision to make is to decide when to start.

Actually I read it but your point stands.

I think you have to at least wait for your morning wood to subside.

LOL **** THAT

Whiskey dick + morning wood = ER trip

Damn bros I only have 5 beers at home and no money! I'm on beer 4 now. I have a whole jug of sangria that I bought for my ex that she never drank. Maybe I'll drink it????

Buck! Take your butt to bed.

It's only 10:40 here!

Shotgun the last two beers for a better buzz...then smoke weed.

They are in glass bottles...unless you and I have different meanings for shotgun...

Nope, guess you should have gotten cans.

I'm drinking them as fast as I can, but you can't really drink a bottle as fast as a can or a pint glass...god damn why don't I just pour these into a glass?

Now you are thinking!!!

Checking in for the first time in a while.

everyone hide...

I'm so high.

Look at the back of a $20 bill.

Holy. Shit.

That's right.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...0_959605_n.jpg

Bro. That bill looks like...home plate.

Go to bed.

Quit harshing my mellow!

Why stop?

Good question.

So I progressed a bit today in my new goal to become a high profile millionaire rap artist to win a bet.

pics or bull sheet

Pics of what? The rap I wrote?

Don't make me post actual proof of my swag, it's terrifying.

http://imgsrc.com/imgbank/1801231882.jpg

Man I just made some awesome ass dinner.

I fried up 4 slices of thick cut hickory smoked bacon, and I doused it with some kind of maple seasoning. Then I sauteed about half a cup of onion and a quarter cup of yellow bell pepper in the bacon grease.

Fried up a pound of hot italian sausage and then I mixed in the onions and bell pepper, crumbled the bacon into it, put a bunch of cheese in there, and then added a can of some ortega chiles/tomato mix. Let it simmer for about a half an hour. Put it on hot dog buns.

****ing awesome.

Stinky ass farts too.

The duckface lips ruin that picture.

I'm so ****ing bored. No money, no booze, no pussy.

I was blowing a gangsta raspberry.

There is no dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact, ... it's all dark.

You need to talk to this guy about that.


http://sparebricks.fika.org/sbzine21/images/geldof2.jpg

Damn...I never have been this bored in my life!

You could change your avatar to Timothy McVeigh and see if 4th notices.

There's a lady in the apartment building I work at that looks just like Buck's avatar.

Love at first sight I assume?

I was going to post that this place is really boring tonight. The ball game is boring. I'm not drunk. Someone needs to entertain me. I figured you're usually good for that so..... dance monkey dance!

Have you had a close family member raped recently?

No thanks

Well then, I give up.

I wish that I had a good story to tell, but I don't. All I want to do is go out and drink, but I have no money.

There is a jug of sangria in my fridge, but I don't know if it'll get me drunk or not.

You're not on your game tonight either huh...?

Has the Zack Attack pummeled them into submission yet?

Not exactly.

Naw I have good ideas, but I can't risk getting banned during survivor planet.

Good plan.