ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

and saggy. Had an old email years ago with a pic and 2 old hags whose jugs hung out the bottom of their skirts and they looked at eachother and said if we don't get some support soon people will think we are nuts. I guess that was one old lady's tits talking to the others tits.

this after some young kids walked by and yelled show us your tits then they proceeded to lift their dresses and the 4 tits dangled below thier knees.

it would be much easier if i still had the email butt i don't

EDIT: This wood be a good D'Penz drawing

Hammock Parties

05-19-2009 10:47 PM

I ****in'...****in' WHAT with this girl?

WHAT?

She hits on me, tells I'm hot, I ask her what she was doing stalking my profile at 11:30 last night, she says "checking out a good looking guy," so later I e-mailed her, asked her if she wants help moving (SO WE CAN ****), she says the e-mail made her laugh, it was cute, and we talk about baseball (she likes baseball) and BULLSHIT for 10 minutes and then she..SIGNS OFF...WHAT...I NEED YOU, GIRL. DO ME!!! DAMMIT!

I JUST WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU SWEET DIRTY LOVE AND BLEAAAAAAARGHGASAFNIASNSAIOFOWJQ209T2#r@qfd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

GRAH!

keg in kc

05-19-2009 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5778922)

Hey clay, just imagine that same thing happening every night, but instead of over the 'net, it's in person.

They call it... ... marriage.

Hammock Parties

05-20-2009 12:11 PM

Gee, I guess someone's into me.

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You like hockey. *Hockey*! Do you know how long it takes to meet someone else who likes the sport down here? To be honest, I don't follow the NHL - it's college hockey for me. I've recently received a lot of flack for this, so I've been thinking about getting into the NHL. Just so that I can talk about it, of course.

Oh. I have a Chiefs shirt. That's all I'm saying about that.

You seem pretty awesome, so hit me back if you're up for talking or grabbing a coffee or something. :)

Quote:

::sighs:: Spring. No matter how much we tell ourselves 'OMG, we're PART of houston and therefore a city!', no. The reality is that we're a small town. ;)

Or I'm just full of shit and by some odd coincidence we live in the same neighborhood. Which would be totally weird.

Or OkC is stupid and tells everyone who lives in the same town that they live right next to each other.

Three possibilities. :P

Sure-Oz

05-20-2009 12:13 PM

When's the first date?

Hammock Parties

05-20-2009 01:53 PM

This girl is way too hot too like all this stuff:

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Oh yes, I'm a nerd. I've watched all of the RvB seasons, I've played (past tense) Magic the Gathering, my favorite board game is a tie between Carcassonne and Settlers of Catan, and I regularly played D&D for the better part of four years, though I now lack a group in the area to play with. :( So super nerdy is a plus in my book! You should TOTALLY get the fedora to go with it. That would just make it that much better.

luv	05-20-2009 01:59 PM

Talk, talk, talk....

I thought you were looking for action?

Hammock Parties

05-20-2009 02:01 PM

SHUT UP! I'm going to nail this broad and then she's going to show me her level 20 Paladin.

luv	05-20-2009 02:02 PM

The girl has asked you out, and you've yet to say, "Yeah, let's meet at _______ for a drink."

Action!

Sure-Oz

05-20-2009 02:03 PM

Pics of broad?

dirk digler

05-20-2009 02:04 PM

Clay are you still looking to get de-flowered? If so what the hell is taking so long?

If you really wanted to get laid you could have done this 6 months ago. You're hopeless.

Hammock Parties

05-20-2009 02:05 PM

Luv is playing e-wingwoman.

The Franchise

05-20-2009 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5780129)

This girl is way too hot too like all this stuff:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerdy Chick

You should TOTALLY get the fedora to go with it.

You're totally going to dress up like Indiana Jones.....aren't you?