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Pants 10-19-2011 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 8007183)
You guys are irrelevant and generally shitty, which is why a better conference wants to add you. /other fans

You're not generally shitty and you do have a lot of TVs and you're academically sound. You're a much better prize than Kansas when it comes to conference expansion. Congrats! Are you making a trophy?

Mr. Plow 10-19-2011 03:40 PM

We need more analogies people.

Also, I haven't heard ballsack mentioned yet today.

eazyb81 10-19-2011 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 8007176)
Sure, we can look at the past 30 years or so.....


8 - 8+ win seasons (5 of which have been the past 5 years)
19 - 5 or less win seasons


Pure domination.

Gary Pinkel is 80-52 and 43-40 in his career, which includes some lean years at the beginning when he took over a down program.

Not domination, but certainly competitive which was originally the point. We'll take it.

evenfall 10-19-2011 03:42 PM

See, easyb, if you want butthurt, Holy hand "gernade" is butthurt.

Mr_Tomahawk 10-19-2011 03:42 PM

http://blogs.westword.com/showandtel...got%20real.jpg

Mr. Plow 10-19-2011 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by eazyb81 (Post 8007196)
Gary Pinkel is 80-52 and 43-40 in his career, which includes some lean years at the beginning when he took over a down program.

Not domination, but certainly competitive which was originally the point. We'll take it.


Essentially we should all just focus on the past 5 years....check.

beer bacon 10-19-2011 03:44 PM

MU is afraid of competition in the Big 12, so they are leaving for the toughest conference in the country.

eazyb81 10-19-2011 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 8007181)
It's 2nd grade math. I'm sure you don't get that.

Here's a math question you could help me out with. What would Mizzou's annual revenue be with a $12MM bump? The numbers are getting just too crazy, I need someone to double-check my math.

BigCatDaddy 10-19-2011 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 8007207)
Essentially we should all just focus on the past 5 years....check.

Minus this year.

eazyb81 10-19-2011 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 8007207)
Essentially we should all just focus on the past 5 years....check.

More reasonable than using stats from the 1960's and 1970's to build your case for being competitive in the present, yes?

Bambi 10-19-2011 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 8007212)
Minus this year.

ROFL

Mr. Plow 10-19-2011 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 8007212)
Minus this year.


Check.

eazyb81 10-19-2011 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 8007212)
Minus this year.

When I mentioned Gary Pinkel's career record, I meant to say that was his career record. Career would include this year, when we lost to three ranked teams on the road. Good burn attempt though. Did Bevo let you type that?

Mr. Plow 10-19-2011 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by eazyb81 (Post 8007216)
More reasonable than using stats from the 1960's and 1970's to build your case for being competitive in the present, yes?

You called me a math major and yet you think the past 30 years includes the 60's & 70's? :facepalm:

The past 30 years would be: 1981-2011.

BigCatDaddy 10-19-2011 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by eazyb81 (Post 8007223)
When I mentioned Gary Pinkel's career record, I meant to say that was his career record. Career would include this year, when we lost to three ranked teams on the road. Good burn attempt though. Did Bevo let you type that?

Yeah, it a good thing you won't be playing ranked teams on the road in the SEC. Nobody ever wins those :facepalm:

I'd like MU to stay, but if they do no big deal. In comes another patsy for OU to beatdown 90% of the time.


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