ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

That thing you linked is hilarious.....

Are there really people like that? I've never watched porn and had it quench my desire to go find chicks to bang..

Some of what he is describes is just frankly people who are naturally socially awkward, that's in those peoples heads. You'll never teach someone confidence or wit or personality you have that or you don't.

Hammock Parties

03-21-2009 02:29 AM

Look what I missed tonight...affliction shirt FTW!

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...69524ff3c8.jpg

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...14971e9aaa.jpg

'Hamas' Jenkins

03-21-2009 02:30 AM

Affliction=one who sucks the penisy.

Mecca

03-21-2009 02:56 AM

I can see that chicks nipple..

beach tribe

03-21-2009 03:00 AM

Those chicks look like cumdumpsters.

Forgive my brutal honesty, I drunk, and I'm a bartender. I know flusies when I see them.

Katipan

03-21-2009 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5599045)

The people who hit me (or rather, drove innocently into my poor turning skillz), were chinese. That would add some hilarity to the situation. We could give them terrible accents and make them really pissed off at me.

Don't **** with karma, baby...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5593266)

No no the other thing. Asians can go to hell.

-- Cockblocking the white man since B.C.

Sure-Oz

03-21-2009 11:10 AM

damn it sucks to be you, i look at my problems and they aren't so bad

Hammock Parties

03-22-2009 03:54 AM

Upon further review...

The car accident may have been a blessing in disguise.

It literally saved me from another train wreck.

Hammock Parties

03-28-2009 10:48 AM

Wow, look at THIS piece of ass.

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7085/kmgrersskxqha.jpg

The Franchise

03-28-2009 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5619611)

Wow, look at THIS piece of ass.

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7085/kmgrersskxqha.jpg

Her body says 18 but her face says 45.

Hammock Parties

03-28-2009 12:56 PM

I know, she's perfect.

Bowser

03-28-2009 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladernawe (Post 5619654)

World is in financial crise, most of countries are in recession. For 2008, an estimated 2.6 million U.S. jobs were eliminated. In Russia only in december 2008 1.0 million jobs were eliminated. Learn how to survive and play virtual stock exchange trading with stocks and goods. Only the best wins!

h t t p : / / oopsIpoopedmypants. net

I'd help out, but I just collected my 45 million from a Nigerian banker. Sorry!

Bowser

03-28-2009 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5619871)

Her body says 18 but her face says 45.

Looks like she's coming off of 30 straight hours partying.

Hammock Parties

04-02-2009 10:39 PM

Says the 36-old MILF:

Quote:

Hi sexy,

hey there! i've missed ya.. i'm still in houston, but coming back tomorrow night. i got a lot done here and can't wait to be home.. and i'm coming home single again! gotta love that shit!
anyways, i hope you had a good week and you have a great weekend!
take care babe!
m

:spock:

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