hahaha!
look on her face at the end...

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then......
the MIDGET

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one of the best movies EVAR!

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'cause today....is Elvis's birthday!

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THAT'S CLEARLY K-MART YOU POOP FACED LIAR

You definitely know your bra section. :)

Yeah, you are right... I guess I forgot...it's been a few years. The story (The Phantom of the Awkward Part 1: When the Phantom Struck Wal Mart) definitely took place in Wal Mart. The pic for the Rick spoof though, now that I think about it...definitely K Mart. I sometimes forget that we had a K Mart for it closed down a few years ago.

You're both wrong.

It's Gordman's.

I see the freakin' red K logo on the large poster in the background (with the underwear model chick)

Home Depot

LMAO Dude, I am imagining you as a Beavis and Butthead type dude who goes into random bra sections at Wal Mart, K Mart, Target, Victoria's Secret, etc. and just stands there and stares at the bra/panty pics for hours being all like, "hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! This is cool! You can like, hee-hee, see her whole boob. Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee."

That took balls to go in that Wal-Mart dressed like that. ROFL

if you squint just right, I think you can actuall see one of his balls.

I'm on my way to a campout for the weekend. When I return on Sunday evening I fully expect to see progress with the roasts. I don't expect to see my name listed, but I expect that the list is in the 60s by then.

Especially during that time...had a bit of a belly on me when that pic was taken. I'm about. 20-25 lbs lighter now... I'll go anywhere dressed as the mullet man to see people's reactions. It's fun. I took my wife to one of the fanciest restaurants in our area a few years back and it was hilarious....dudes were looking at my wife like, "wtf is that good looking woman doing with THAT skeez-bucket?!?!" I stayed in character and acted obnoxious while ordering my food and the waitress was acting like a total bitch..rolling her eyes and not giving us prompt service. You could tell she was upset when we were sat in her section. You could imagine how surprised she was when I left her $35 and a Rod Beck baseball card as a tip.

I didn't have the teeth in because that would have given the spoof away...would have made it obvious. I wanted her to think I was a legit, mullet skootchie. And I'm pretty sure she did.

From a sociological perspective, it's pretty interesting...how much differently you are treated when you are wearing white trash "get-up" and a mullet.

This is how I always pictured you-lol pretty and talented, :)

May chiggers and ticks utilize your ball sack as a vacation haven like the Japanese do Disneyland

And stuffed like a deer head to the right at the top of the split foyer...

Thank you but I can't do all that.
My legs aren't quite as long. ;)

Well, no.

Yer' asian, right?...

Split foyer, huh. Pretty fancy words for pussy.

ROFL

I've always said split tails

LMAO

ROFL That's great. I was chubby briefly in my youth from around 12-15 until I started playing football. People indeed treat you differently and I didn't even have the mullet and hillbilly teeth to go with it. lol

Wait, wouldn't the taint be the foyer?

That's not where I like to greet my guests but you know I don't judge.

Would.

LMAO

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Hee-hee, yeah me too! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

huh huh huh boioioioioioing

dammit beavis

""ooooooo....yEE-aaaahhh. Heh hheh hmm hmmm"

THREE

THOUSAND

Awesome, I was going more for the platform where you decide if you're going up or down..... But I like were your head is at.

A day later than expected... much like the roasts in this thread.

Just logged into this thread... wow. I didn't realize that I'm famous.

Thanks for letting me hug your nuts, PR Capone and Marty McDonald!

Is that really you dude?

List updated...oh and Hootie's roast didn't make the cut to get inclusion on the list. Better luck next year!

ROFL

74, not bad

Wait till snr and smaque are both firing. We got a whole que of names ready. We will finish this thing.

I'm actually glad there's not been a ton of roasts the last few days. Visiting family back home now. I've been scarce.

Sorry. I'll try to get one out tomorrow.

It's been insane this week.

15 posts a day average. At least the content is not like the 10pm thread. Oh wait.......

Maybe next week. Maybe. Gonna be working all weekend again...

We shall bull shit it up then

lol your job sounds like it sucks

i hope you get paid well

still have me on ignore?

HELLO? ROFL

If volume of vaginal fluid is used in judging the top 101, reference the Flowers thread.


You might need to wear your rubber boots, though. Pussies are gushing like the Amazon.

Wear a rubber dude

Sounds like my kind of place.

It comes and goes. After this is over, I might have 2 weeks or so with literally nothing to do. I also work from home so I never have to drive, or even get dressed for that matter. I can just roll out of bed and get right on the phone.

As for the pay, yeah. There aren't many jobs like mine in this area of the country. I work on a virtual team where most of my cohorts are in large cities. If I compare it to similar jobs in the same industry/vertical, I make anywhere from double to 3 times the average yearly salary for this market.

Jesus, this thread tanked hard.

...kind of like Superturtle ' s stock on Chiefs Planet

How in the flying **** did OJ get away with murder?

This thread sucks like Cassel.

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I moved the original gargantuan 10 pm thread to its well deserved home........ The Hall of Classics.

There will never be a thread of this nature that does exceedingly well.

It's just too ambitious of a task.

It was never high to begin with.

Hell it's tough with three roasters this time! These things take awhile to come up with.

True

Its OK though. You can continue to ride the coattails of people who are funnier than you.

LMAO

Or you can be an uncreative bitch that whines offering nothing to the board. (New Reek added). Some create hilarity. Others present an avenue for those creations to blossom.

73. Marcellus

I am Marcellus....Marcellus the True. White Knight of CP and Defender of the Red and Gold Banner. I stood as Champion for Lord Pioli and Lady Cassel. I will defend any and all moves this organization makes with my life. Proof below....








My blind faith still lives on....

72. MagicHef

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This rating is bogus. You've got a ton of Chiefs fans ranked ahead of me, but what have they really posted recently? Food threads? Stuff about Lemon Party and Tubgirl? The same arguments about QBs and the draft? Talk about an easy schedule. What a bunch of overrated clowns. Try posting nothing but Donk homery. That's original and quality posting! I am nothing like you and your awful strength-of-posting record.

You should be more like me. Everybody likes to make fun of Clay for posting PFF stuff, but I'm the true king of that shit. The Broncos will win the Super Bowl because PFF. There, see? I just did it. Nobody else is as blatant about that garbage as I am. I'm like ChiefsandOsFan except with PFF articles and stats.

Why do I use it? Science. Sure, all those stats didn't help me when I claimed like an idiot that Britton Colquitt was the best of the Colquitt brothers at punting. But everything else is gold. Like Peyton Manning's arm at the end of the season. Not tired or ineffective. Gold. I know it's like that because PFF told me so.

Thank God the mods got rid of Knowmo. I'm now the biggest Donk homer on CP. Hope you guys are ready to watch Von WareWolfe wreck some face after Von does something stupid, Ware's brain gets put in a jar, and Wolfe plays like the Mike Catapano of the Denver Broncos.

ROFL

Which roast is better? 73 or 72? Hmmmmmmm.

They are both good. If you didn't enjoy my Marcellus, hometeam, or Virus you are dumb as ****....oh carry on then.

Sorry, no.

You suck at this.

dumbass :)