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'Hamas' Jenkins 03-21-2009 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5599028)
Claythan basically went to meet some chick at a club, got in a car accident pulling into the club and then spent his night riding around with a tow truck driver.
ROFL ROFL ROFL...Clay, you are destined to die un-****ed.

Mecca 03-21-2009 01:38 AM
Seriously that reads like a bad movie script more than it does a real life situation.

Hammock Parties 03-21-2009 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Lemon_Pie (Post 5599030)
You are bound to hit something if you circle the block enough times
badum-ching!

'Hamas' Jenkins 03-21-2009 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5599041)
badum-ching!
Clay, when you get a chance, come up to Como, I will bust enough wedges to get you some slash, I swear to ****.

Hammock Parties 03-21-2009 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5599038)
Seriously that reads like a bad movie script more than it does a real life situation.
The people who hit me (or rather, drove innocently into my poor turning skillz), were chinese. That would add some hilarity to the situation. We could give them terrible accents and make them really pissed off at me.

Hammock Parties 03-21-2009 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 5599044)
Clay, when you get a chance, come up to Como, I will bust enough wedges to get you some slash, I swear to ****.
I can probably do it on my own if I can just avoid traffic accidents. And divine intervention.

T-post Tom 03-21-2009 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5599028)
Claythan basically went to meet some chick at a club, got in a car accident pulling into the club and then spent his night riding around with a tow truck driver.
Is "riding around" a "Brokeback Mountain" reference? NTTAWWT

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'Hamas' Jenkins 03-21-2009 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5599045)
The people who hit me (or rather, drove innocently into my poor turning skillz), were chinese. That would add some hilarity to the situation. We could give them terrible accents and make them really pissed off at me.
You should listen to "Black Korea".

'Hamas' Jenkins 03-21-2009 01:46 AM
So, Clay is getting ready to spit on his forefingers and go three deep into someone?

Mecca 03-21-2009 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5599045)
The people who hit me (or rather, drove innocently into my poor turning skillz), were chinese. That would add some hilarity to the situation. We could give them terrible accents and make them really pissed off at me.
LOL oh jesus...

Son do you know what a slumpbuster is?

Hammock Parties 03-21-2009 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 5599053)
So, Clay is getting ready to spit on his forefingers and go three deep into someone?
Not remotely. I'm getting ready to edit some WPI articles. Because after my fun-filled Friday night, I feel the urge to be responsible. And I don't have anything to mix into this booze either.

'Hamas' Jenkins 03-21-2009 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5599054)
LOL oh jesus...

Son do you know what a slumpbuster is?
The mo'****er ain't got a slump. He's got a never was. He needs to go up against a mo'****in Jason Marquis or Brett Tomko, not just a Jeff Francis, herrrrre.

Mecca 03-21-2009 01:49 AM
Sometimes I think Claythans biggest problem is he's trying to take Dennis Eckersley deep in the world series in his first career at bat.

'Hamas' Jenkins 03-21-2009 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5599060)
Sometimes I think Claythans biggest problem is he's trying to take Dennis Eckersley deep in the world series in his first career at bat.
When he's really facing Byung Hyung Kim.

Just let that goddamned rat sucking **** walk you or throw up a tate and you can cock **** that bitch into the 18th row.

Hammock Parties 03-21-2009 01:52 AM
Dude my first-at bat was Tuesday. I hit a single off Kenny Rogers in a spring training game. It's all good.


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