I'm not sure if that is better or worse than going to sleep with a chick who doesn't take off her makeup before going to sleep and you wake up with eye shadow on your shirt every damn time.

strangest damn thing. Really tickles.

I'm so excited i just cant hide it. I'm about to lose control and i think i like it.

try spitting on it first

LOL

it was either that or you can do it put your back into it.

that was a little to strip clubish for a monday evening though.

You know boog, buck, there is always one thing we can do to solve our problems as men.

Just gotta dick 'em down.

yup right between the thighs

WHAT NOW MOTHER****ERS

3rd place at archery.

YES SWEET VICTORY!

I've been playing that game for three days to no avail, but sweet victory at last. Never been ranked in arcade before, however I hold (maybe)a record 8 last place scores.

What the hell are you carrying on about?

I am in the third place of life, buddy.

Ay, did a tuneup with a buddy today(cars you sick ****s), new plugs and everything and it seems to be running great.

What kind of rig you got anyway?

It's a lame little chevy cavalier 2003.

LMAO I'm In.

Shit, that's newer than what I drive.

I think DarthCarlSatan should be DarthCasselSatan. If I was a mod I would totally change his name to that.

Score one for me. It has 160,000 miles though. Bought it for 1000 with 152,000. Also during tax refund time, I bought a 1998 chevy silverado for 1200 with 120,000 on it. It's busted down needing a fuel pump and brakes.

Heh, you ever do one of those electric fuel pumps? Gotta drop the tank, it's a royal PITA. Brakes are pretty simple if you have the right tools though, so get on it.

Might as well ask this here:

At what point does a member get to upload his own Avatar? I am assuming it is something earned after a certain number of posts, if anyone has the answer please PM me with it.

Thank you.

I don't really have the money right now. And two tires are flat, it's basically a task waiting for my wifes income to start kicking up(she just got a job).

PM Bugeater or Bob Dole and they'll switch it on for you. The system is broke.

You get to stay at home, right?

Cassel can't "Satan-Up" enough for the honor.

got to get thru your probation period first i think.

Mods will let you in early if you squirt them with breastmilk. that's the word on the street anyway.

Yeah in the evenings. And then they're in daycare during the day while I work, so that's shit, she gets a break still. She cleans though, I've never done that. She's just working 15-25 hours a week right now, so it's not much, we need it though. It's making getting into school difficult for me.

Damnit, I wore my Christmas Candles and Anne ****ing Murray with pride, and YOU WILL TOO, n00b!

This

I've avoided meeting Bob Dole because I'm afraid he'll kick my ass.

If you ask the answer is never. Sorry dude. Cute kitty.

You don't even know, n00b.

Kick your ass? Nah. A purple nurple is far more probable.

So much for not drinking. Is this boltwalt guy a chargers fan?
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I'll do that as soon as I can PM anybody but right it does not seem to be an option for me.:(

I'll PM Bob Dole for you.

I'm thinking, "yes".

I picked a kitten.:)

Do not rouse the Kraken...

Go bolts!
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I'm just flattered that after piss-pounding Brokie Croyle, you had the good sense as football fans to do the Arrowhead Chant.

Respect!

You should've been Death Car Stan.

Death Star Can?

Yes, it was in my upbringing. The First NFL game my father took me to was a Chargers game and I have stuck with them through the gloomy years of the early seventies.

Dave Drowned a Cat?

Boner.
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Indeed, by all means go Bolts!

The first time I heard of the Chargers, it was in a Disney movie about a cat from outer space, and the guy from MASH with all the fishing fly's and lures in his hat was the star, and he called his bookie and told him to "cancel my Chargers bet".

Epic, huh?

LMAO I kinda' like that.

*ROR/DCS does NOT advocate drowning cats or any other animal.

Eeew, you guys are leaking.

Bullshit. Then where the **** is Shogun?

Hey Joey.... shut up.

;)

How did you find this site, Walt?
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Shogun has disappeared?

Joey ran him off.

Looking at these join dates... and uh... just saying.

Hey Bug, that car over-heating problem I posted about Friday night.... need a new radiator. It's gonna hurt but at least the car will still run.

My join date was 2003 and you know it dammit.

Who are you?

omg.... put the crack pipe down and walk away slowly.

Joey seems to have trouble paying attention.

Oh, and I'm glad to hear the car is going to survive.

Did you get a name change, I don't recognize you.

Now there are TWO bolt fans in this thread? Where's the third one??

Noonan is actually YOU. What a twist! /M. Night Shylamabam

That explain why it sucks.

I got drunk tonight and had a ****ing good time. ****ing excellent.

:clap:

guess ima bout 12 hours late .. carry on ....

Has anyone heard anything about JazzFest this year? Anyone going?

I don't know what that is.

Thanks Red! :-)

I'm doing good. I'm retired now and working part-time, going to school part-time, whitewater rafting, skiing and just bought a house (sold the other). So, I'm "busy-busy" LOL.

uhoh.... what have I missed? LOL

Couldn't resist. :D

I didn't get the joke.

And uh, this storm outside right now is killer.

shamalamadingdong hasn't made a good movie since Unbreakable. Well, Signs was decent. But the rest have all sucked.