Wipe up messes with your hands, then wash them.

I'll be sure to do that when my puppy pisses on the floor again. Thanks! :thumb:

Why do you let that thing inside?

Because the damn thing has torn up everything outside. That's why! My pond... dismantled, my plants... gone, my trees... they all look like they have the aids. Not to mention the electrical wires. That little shit has shredded all of them. Lucky for her, they were unplugged. I have well over $500 worth of destruction in my backyard.

In the house... nothing. She doesn't destroy anything when she knows that she's being watched.

Why do you have a puppy?

Because my life isn't nearly stressful enough.

Might as well have another kid while you're at it.

NSFW Foul Language



For those of you that dislike colorful language, I will translate...

Oh my word. Why such a silly suggestion? I'm quite opposed to having more children. Thanks for the suggestion though.

Take it back and get a better one.

Yeah, we stopped at one as well. Best decision we ever made.

Yeah, less children means more time for chiefsplanet

And flouring your nuts.

Not an option. She's just a little psychotic right now, but we'll work with her.

LMAO

Exactly.

Shouldda just got a calm older dog. I don't know if you've ever seen that Owen Wilson dog movie, but these crazy puppy projects don't end well.