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Mr. Flopnuts

03-20-2009 11:15 PM

I think he's getting some pussy tonight. The tow truck driver took him home and she's coming to pick him up.

DeezNutz

03-20-2009 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5598812)

So scared he got into a car accident on his way there. He's alright though.

WTF are you talking about? Certainly I'm missing a joke, right?

Mr. Flopnuts

03-20-2009 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5598882)

WTF are you talking about? Certainly I'm missing a joke, right?

No seriously. He texted me when it all went down. He was about to pull into the club and he hit someone.

DeezNutz

03-21-2009 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5598927)

No seriously. He texted me when it all went down. He was about to pull into the club and he hit someone.

Oh no. Hope he's ok and not freaking out too badly.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad

03-21-2009 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5598927)

No seriously. He texted me when it all went down. He was about to pull into the club and he hit someone.

atleast it seems like the night ended well...for a second I bet he felt like he couldn't catch a break.

Mr. Flopnuts

03-21-2009 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5598933)

Oh no. Hope he's ok and not freaking out too badly.

Nah, he's good. I think he's going to finally get some puddintang tonight. This girl I guess is going to come pick him up and you know she's feeling sorry for him already. :D

DeezNutz

03-21-2009 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5598936)

Nah, he's good. I think he's going to finally get some puddintang tonight. This girl I guess is going to come pick him up and you know she's feeling sorry for him already. :D

Blessing in disguise, potentially.

Hammock Parties

03-21-2009 12:09 AM

Basically I will never get laid.

The universe wills it.

Mr. Flopnuts

03-21-2009 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5598946)

Basically I will never get laid.

The universe wills it.

What the **** happened? Goddamn you.

Hammock Parties

03-21-2009 12:15 AM

She's not coming to pick me up. I misinterpreted her. She was going to pick me up and drive me home. I had to go with the tow truck driver.

Anyway, 4.5 hours of driving around, destroying cars and talking about football with a fat tow truck driver. Great Friday night.

Mr. Flopnuts

03-21-2009 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5598953)

Call her up and ask her for pity fellatio.

Hammock Parties

03-21-2009 12:21 AM

No. I'm not a ****ing asshole.

I'm going to have some fun with my friends Jim and Jack, though.

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Hammock Parties

03-21-2009 12:51 AM

The accident was my fault.

I'm a giant ****up.

I need to join a monastery or something.

DeezNutz

03-21-2009 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5598972)

The accident was my fault.

I'm a giant ****up.

I need to join a monastery or something.

Well, what happened?

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