ky with the win.

Winner. You can go home now.

Happy 4th Chiefsplanet

This thing didn't pick up till I said I'm going to bed. Then I take one shit, it gains 16 posts.

Yep. I'm out. Kurt, don't go too crazy celebrating.

I just shot of some bottle rockets.

You have got to ****ing be kidding me...

Message from my ex, along with a friend request, on facebook:

"How is Fatcat?? How are you?? I hope you are doing ok.....sorry it's been so long and sorry about everything....I think about you a lot, just about averything....but anyway, I hope Fatcat is good....."

Ignore it. Seriously.

Hi luv. For the 3rd time in this thread.

What a romantic...

Seriously luv the best response is no response. Don't do it.

Hi.

And I'm definitely not responding to him.

You should send him a pic of me naked.

Good. You win.

I find it very hard to believe that he thinks I'd respond. If I did send him anything, I'd tell him the cat was dead and ask him what he wants. Not worth it though. Anything having to do with him only brings drama. No thanks.

Is the cat dead?

If not, you should send him a pic of the cat with ketchup everywhere.

I said not now to his request, and then said that I didn't know him outside of facebook, so he can't send me any more friend invites.

Fat Cat is alive and well. She's my baby. Only good thing I got out of that relationship.

That's good to hear.

What do you feed her? My friend just got a cat and doesn't know what kind of cat food to get. He got some expensive kitten food because it looked french.

I just get Purina One. He needs to know not to switch food too often. Some cats have sensitive stomachs.

Applause for luv. Trust me, I'm old... I've been through this.

:thumb:

Cats seem sensitive. And stuck up.

Is your fat cat fat? Fat cats usually seem really happy. Is she fixed?

Which is part of what makes them awesome. They don't need your approval but they're cool with it. Much easier and less needy than dogs.

Thanks. I'm going to bed.

Fixed, no front claws, and she weighs 19 lbs.

Night

Big Kitty indeed!

That's a damn happy cat.

Happy 4th of July!!

And there it is.

1) Any one here who's American, raise your hand.

2) Happy Birthday!


Edit: Hmmm. I thought I was in the frazod birthday thread when I posted this. I was kind of weirdly proud of the fact that my only post in this thread was four years ago. And now I've gone and ****ed it up.

Happy Birthday American Citizens!

American Government:

You go **** yourself.

happy frickin bday america

What the ****?

I was just taking a piss and I looked down at my dick and there is now a major vein running down the length of it from the base to the start of the head. I've never noticed this before. I wonder if it's always been there???

Maybe you and your girl should have another talk.

I have one of those too!

I'm bored

Me too!

It's so bad, I'd almost let Al Davis hit me with a two-by four just for something remotely football-related...:(

I don't think he can swing a 2x4.

Well, that's the entertaining part!

I turned off rep because the red bar is getting embarassing, I'm trying to be a more serious contributer to this board. Plus I'll never come back from that deep in the hole.

It's crazy because I don't have a neg rep for ever on my list, except for one from SR the other day because he thinks I prefer it to pos rep. That was nice of him.

Rep

This thread has lost its burst again.

30000 post hangover.

THANK YOU KIND SIR!

OR SHOULD I SAY KYSIR!

THANK YOU KIND SIR!

OR SHOULD I SAY KYSIR!

I think it's because I stopped posting stories.

wtf is up with your name anyways?

Kurt, that's the name of a character from the movie "The Usual Suspects."

CrazyCoffey 2,586
luv 2,408
Buck 2,047
Joie 1,952
Bugeater 1,682
KurtCobain 1,549
Simply Red 1,360
Simplex3 1,340

I'm coming for bug tonight.

Roger I think?

LMAO I thought you said what not that, Buck.

Wtf are you talking about?

His name is Kaiser Soze.

I thought you wanted me to name a character from that movie. Misread your post.

And who was that? It's been a while, was it the mob boss?

I can't tell you. Just watch the movie.

I don't have the movie. Don't do this to me.

I'm not looking forward to work the next two days, it's going to be nothing but nonstop people bitching about their air conditioning. **** this goddamn weather.

I work at an old people's community center, all they do is bitch. This is a great new topic.

Keeps them from talking about the dust on the cieling fans or letting me know how lucky I am to have not lived through nam. Then followed by an hour long story about nam.

LMAO

Summer ain't what it used to be...

Send 'em to CP; we'll teach those codgers a thing or two about bitching.

You do HVAC work?

Gotta look at the bright side... good for business.

We've been crazy busy at work. The sound of a phone ringing makes me want to murder someone. But we've also hit our monthly bonus 3 months straight... after a solid two years of never getting it.

A few of them have seen me texting. I get soooooo much shit for it. I would never try to introduce the concept of an interactive tv.

A few weeks ago I asked a senior if he had anything planned for the weekend.

"Everyone of my weekends are pure hell. I try to get through them the best I can."

I'm not asking them anything anymore.

I don't have anything to add.

You get back with that girl?

Tenant: My air conditioning can't get my apartment down to 68°, something is wrong with it.

Me: IT'S 150 ****ING DEGREES OUTSIDE WITH 375% HUMIDITY YOU IGNORANT ****STICK

Define "back."

Meh, all it means for me is increased workload. I make the same whether I'm fixing an air conditioner or picking up garbage.

LMAO

It's stupid hot here too. If you can come make my AC get it to 68, I'll buy you a 12 pack.

**** winter, but I do look forward to fall.

No split up then? I drifted out of that thread.

Yeah depending on how you look at it you could say that breakup lasted for about 8 hours, or you could say its still going on. I'm not quite sure where it's at right now.

Has the **** restarted?

It did once, that same night I posted the thread.

We went out on Friday night and she was all over me all night kissing me, but when we got home there wasn't any sex. Same as Saturday night, but there were some sensual rubdowns last night.

So I'm not quite sure. I'm just gonna ride it out and see whats up.

This will probably come off as bragging but don't mean it that way. June was the 3rd month in a row that the radio station I program (one of 2 and the "main" one) was the top biller in our 16 station cluster. It's a big deal because the AM station we have is the oldest station east of the Mississippi and has been the cash cow for years. It's satisfying to overtake them even if it's only temporary. Makes me proud.

Time to make something up. We need this.

Subtle

Alright here we goooooo!

Awesome. ****ing great.

Go you!

This story is based on true events.

Nice! Give em hell!