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keg in kc 03-18-2009 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5593443)
every chic does anal.

They do if you lubricate them properly. "Lubricate" meaning a number of different things, not necessarily just astroglide and/or foreplay.

Iowanian 03-18-2009 08:50 PM

Unless things have changed SIGNIFICANTLY in the past 6-7 years.....I doubt 3/10 girls go to doody-town.

If you're cruising for Carp, I guess you're likely to find a higher percentage that eat off the bottom.

Mecca 03-18-2009 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5593443)
You're right, I probably have sorry game compared to a mother's basement dwelling troglodyte who learned everything he knows about dating from watching pRon and thinks every chic does anal. You're a real catch, I'm sure you drop more bitches/day than cookie crumbs.


I'm apparently no Austin-3hief, but I did just fine for myself back in the day.

I guess I'll have to defer my bride of 5+ years to your superior skillzzzzz. Its just lucky for me I won her from KGB in the poker game or I'd be applying to be your wingman so I could catch the crumbs from those goth-wynona judd lookalikes you're bufuing every day.

LMAO

This post is hilarious because you actually think it's going to piss me off.

See your schtick with me is funny you obviously don't like me so it's generally "lets cut on mecca" in some way or another, and hey I don't really care I don't expect everyone to like me but it's funny to see the same tired shit all the time.

keg in kc 03-18-2009 08:51 PM

I'd say it's closer to 5-6/10, but I'm in a different area code.

Mecca 03-18-2009 08:52 PM

The number out of 10 highly depends what kind of chicks you're dating anyway so there isn't a real number.

keg in kc 03-18-2009 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5593462)
The number out of 10 highly depends what kind of chicks you're dating anyway so there isn't a real number.

The kind of girl you look for (meaning you as in mecca) it's probably 10/10.

Iowanian 03-18-2009 08:53 PM

ooooooh, A MIND READER TOO!

Its no wonder you're personally making the Swedish Bikini Team air tight every afternoon.

Mecca 03-18-2009 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5593465)
The kind of girl you look for (meaning you as in mecca) it's probably 10/10.

LMAO

Well you have to know what you're looking for, that's half the battle.

Mecca 03-18-2009 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5593467)
ooooooh, A MIND READER TOO!

Its no wonder you're personally making the Swedish Bikini Team air tight every afternoon.

Really I'm not the one who sits around here calling cheerleaders hideous now am I?

Kinda funny you giving me that rep when I don't even post that way.

luv 03-18-2009 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5593459)
I'd say it's closer to 5-6/10, but I'm in a different area code.

Have you ever seen Zach and Miri Make a Porno? I keep thinking of the dude laing underneath them when the dude is forced to pull out suddenly. LMAO

Katipan 03-18-2009 08:57 PM

Well *I* for one was curious as to how many women these days do like it in the poop chute...

http://www.slate.com/id/2126643/

"There's no delicate way to put this, so I'll just quote the survey report: "For males, the proportion who have had anal sex with a female increases from 4.6 percent at age 15 to 34 percent at ages 22–24; for females, the proportion who have had anal sex with a male increases from 2.4 percent at age 15 to 32 percent at age 22–24." One in three women admits to having had anal sex by age 24. By ages 25 to 44, the percentages rise to 40 for men and 35 for women. And that's not counting the 3.7 percent of men aged 15 to 44 who've had anal sex with other men."

Delano 03-18-2009 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5593478)
Have you ever seen Zach and Miri Make a Porno? I keep thinking of the dude laing underneath them when the dude is forced to pull out suddenly. LMAO

Because I'm bored..

keg in kc 03-18-2009 08:59 PM

What about women who've strapped in on and snaked out the manhole?

luv 03-18-2009 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5593488)
Because I'm bored..

That's it! LMAO Thank you!

Katipan 03-18-2009 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5593491)
What about women who've strapped in on and snaked out the manhole?

I usually shake my head but give them a highfive.


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