lol

Not Xhampster. That sack of shit has a virus. Cost me $200 to fix. I should have just gotten a whore.

No Mr. Kotter. Just new here. Thanks for the tip.

Doesn't "videos dot com" just point you to various streaming sites, (including Xhamster.com)?!?
I await your wisdom on this very important topic sir.

Thank you and good day. (BTW - I am also new to the board and I am not Kotter)

youjizz? :spock:

To our friends up north: <iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/meLpuF9UMvk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

To the U.S.A: <iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EqAcfy5G23k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

another long boring Friday night

Who jizzed?

Sorry, that was me. It won't happen again.

Good.

Been sitting in er waiting room waiting on xrays of a friend's ankle for nearly three hours. He just wants vicotin and to be released. Checking to make sure it's not broken. Probably just badly sprained. Who knew softball was such a dangerous sport?
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That's a big ball.

And I'm still mad that you didn't mention me in your 50k post. You owe me nachos, damnit.

Hi KurtCobain

I've seriously sprained both my ankles playing that sport. Needless to say, I quit after the second one. Plus, the sport just wasn't fun anymore. Too many people in my city take it too damned seriously.

She didn't mention me either and I've not known her for years. Just because I come and go like the wind was little excuse to me.

I need to go to sleep.

You are a crazy fool, Red.

I don't want you to break my achey breaky eight of hearts.

I'm surprised you even know that song.

Why? I love country.

And the seniors at my work line dance to it EVERY ****ING DAY.

It wasn't broken, just badly sprained. When we got there, they took him almost immediately for xrays. Probably just before 11pm. Finally, just before 2 am, they called him back to go over the results. His parents were there so I left when they went back. Got home and realized his car was still at my place. Waited up fr them to run the keys over (dad is driving it to their house when we go over for dinner and fireworks), so I didn't get to bed until 3am.

Damn, get some sleep, girl.

If you need it get at it.

Went to an Independence Day celebration tonight. Food, volleyball, and fireworks. I actually played volleyball, and I wasn't half bad!

I love playing volleyball.

I hadn't played in probably 20 years. I'm not great, but better than I thought. I was talking to dad on our way home, and he said my friend's aunt asked him how that happened (referring to me getting out there and playing, as I always claim to not be very good at anything sports related).

I'm glad my dad went. My friend's family had become like a second family to me, and he'd never met them (most of them).

Sounds pretty cool. What are you doing on the fourth?

Hi luv

I'm drunk for the first time in 5 years any questions?

What's wrong with you?

Are you old enough to drink?

I haven't had a drink since I was 19?

Finally I know how old you are.

Why did you decide to drink tonight?

He hoped it would get you pussy.

Yeah, WTF took so long?

Buddy came back from Iraq with a purple heart and we were giving him a welcome home party

Good shit. Is he disabled?

I was a borderline acholocic/coke head/pot head from since I was 14

He is actually in pretty good shape considering his Humvee got blown up by an RPG. He has a few scars on his leg but he walks just fine.

what the hell is going on in here?

Seems you're not a "quitter" after all.

Last night I went to a party where there was a girl that I was fully intending to bang. She had a boyfriend, and I knew it, but I didn't care.

This girl has been trying to get me to go out with her for the last 6 years and I was finally ready to get it going.

Then I met her boyfriend. He was like the coolest guy ever, and now I can't.

We're having a humane conversation with a drunk knowmo?

Anything and everything

You created the monster, you should know

I didn't know that was possible.

But just read some of his latest posts here. Tip one for me knowmo, and toast that lucky son of a bitch.

He had a hell of a time. Just glad he made it out alive. He had some ****ing crazy videos to show us. Much respect to those who have been in the middle east.

6 years? Must not have been that hawt

She's alright. Nowhere near this other girl I've been seeing, but she has some big ol' titties. I'm talking whatever is above DD. Huge.

I would have already gone after her if she didn't annoy the shit out of me sometimes.

She prolly has stretch mark titties :shake:

Probably. Beggars can't be choosers, as they say.

The last girl I ****ed had stretch mark tig ol' biddies but the lights were off.

The last girl I ****ed is the hottest girl I ever ****ed, and is the hottest girl I ever will ****. Here's to it all going downhill from here!

If you're worried about something as silly as stretch marks on her tits, then I have some very bad news for you.

Hi luv. For the second time.

You sound like me 2 years ago. Btw... (your favorite hot woman's name here) is at your door.

I'm only 25, I can strive for unstretchmarked tits for the next 3 or 4 years as far as I'm concerned.

Virgin. You probably think most women don't have cellulite either.

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Jesus ****, the wife just made me watch the last Twilight


All I can say is :facepalm:



The shit we do for pussy,,,

Please watch that video I just posted.

I'm a big supporter of the "to each their own" idea, but for the life of me I can't understand why people find the Twilight movies good. I really think it's nothing more than women finding the male stars hot... which makes them just as bad as men if not worse. They're supossed to be less shallow than us or so I thought.

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At least porn doesn't try to have a plot (since the dawn of the internet anyway)

Exactly lol. Twilight movies = Kristen Stewart broods, Roberts Pattinson is the dark, sensitive guy, other dude take his shirt off, fight between vapires and werewolves, other dude takes his shirt off, Kristen Stewart broods, Robert Pattinson is the dark, sensitive guy, Kristen Stewart broods some more, other guy does something shirtless, women swoon, roll credits. Next movie with the same process.

I must have had a pretty good night the last time I wore these underpants. I've pulled out 4 ginger hairs so far tonight, lol.
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Got home at 3am woke up before 6am. I am screwed for rest of today.

A few days later I had 38,000 rep points. A minute later, -38,000 rep points.

Today I have -29,000. So I'm making a badass comeback once again(25k last time) against phil.

Thanks guys.

"You must spread around some rep before giving it to KurtCobain again."

Just another case of the man keepin us down KurtCobain. I tried.

Washing your underwear is over-rated.

Doctor says similar things about these warts.