Yes, yes it is me, and NOT my evil twin this time. :D

Everything I post is cynical and sarcastic.

You can find me a better shady avatar if you want. This is the first I found. Stuck like this till lockout ends.

Dude! I hate your sig! I thought my mouse pointer was possessed or worse yet that I had been hacked!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!


I HAVE KILLED IT ONCE AGAIN!

noope

thats why I have mine turned off:thumb:

Is anyone awake here?

I don't know how to deal with girls and I'm trying to convey to one right now that I'm not entirely pleased with her without making her sad.

Yeah

We're well aware...

I puked so many times tonight.
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And now you are lighter.

Good luck with that.

ROFL

If you figure that out, play the lottery.

Dude I don't know wtf I did.

I tried leaving her alone for a few days and then tonight I got drunk and blew up her phone and facebook like a ****ing idiot.

I might have screwed the final pooch on this one. ****

Why did you blow up her phone/facebook.....jealousy?

terrorist!

So you went full reerun?
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sounds like you conveyed something all right. Better make her a mixed tape or sumtn.

May I suggest the "Deathstar destroys the Enterprise" thread for women advice. That's where all the ladies men are.

rocknrolla - where in FL are you?

Over on the slow coast. In shitty Ft. Myers.

You dont like it over there? Ive been looking at a few houses in Marco or Naples.

Naples and Marco are nothing but old people. As you probably know, you can get a shit load of house for your buck right now. It's like a lake over here. It's not the ocean like over there. And the women are all gold diggers or drunks. And not near as hot.

Yea the housing market has my interest over there and Id rather deal with old people who speak English than the shit I deal with everyday here. Are the beaches that much different?

Actually it's not that bad. I just got divorced and sold my business. So I'm a little bitter. I'm moving to Amarillo TX. I live in S Ft. Myers next to the Sanibel causeway. I wouldn't live anywhere else in SWFL. The beaches are beautiful but there's no surf. I don't blame you for wanting to have english speaking people than old people.

big jump Ft Myers to Amarillo?!

I'm going back to school there. I've been in the pool business here for 20 years. I cant look at another pool.

LMAO congrats on getting back in the school game. What are you going back for?

Renewable wind energy. That's why Amarillo.

Nice, a good field to get into right now. Good luck with everything.

Thanks. I appreciate it. I'll keep you posted. I'm leaving Saturday. I'm a 40 year old just starting school. Better late than never.

live it up,

http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/g...chool-girl.jpg

I ****ING HATE CRICKET BROADBAND

YA **** THAT WHATEVER IT IS

This is awesome, rocknrolla. Keep me posted on how school goes. I'm doing the same frickin thing once my grants and loans are all in order, hopefully this month.

http://www.pcitraining.edu/programs/...ine-technician

The CFL field is ****ing huge.

So is your mom/wife/sister/closest female friend.

The ****? The 50 yard line is on one side of the field? How long is it?

I will. I probably wont start until fall. Let me know how your grant and loan process is. I'm paying out of pocket til I get my Texas residency.

Yes, but not quite as large as this field. The Canadians must really hate defense.

Hey you guys, I'm confused.

I think about stupid things alot. For instance, I was thinking a few weeks ago who my vote for n00b of the year will go to thus far. And without hesitation, I decided noonan. Easily.

Well, **** me, beer me! Now what? Does he still count as a n00b? I guess I can vote for rocknrolla or shortsleeve, but what if they rip my heart out like shogun?

rocknrolla for the win

Although, I'm sort of convinced he's a mult.

That's what I'm saying.

Shogun had to of been a mult, you just don't dissapear from the planet giving no explanation, especially when you have n00b of the year honors and were TheFakeMattCassel.

Shogun = ROR?

At the bash, we were talking about the current crop of n00bs and ROR mentioned Shogun, who had only been a member for a very short time.

That makes alot of sense.

But then it doesn't.

ROR isn't black, right? I've never met him.

Also, why did he say he'd go to the royals game with his mult? Then flake out on a ticket?

Not sure if serious, but ROR's post style is absolutely nothing like Shogun's.

I don't ****ing remember what that n00b posted like.

I post like Jesus would post.

I post like I want some pussy.

How does one go about finding pussy with no money on a friday night?

What happened with the girl?

I don't know man, we still hang out and kiss, but she doesn't give up the pussy anymore.

Not sure what to do.

You should probably just go off yourself. No pussy sucks.

To be honest, that chick was fun, she started out my friend, we are still friends, but I think I need to find a different girl. That ****ing sucks, I don't know how long its going to take, but after having a steady stream of pussy, I ****ing want it bad.

I don't know what to tell you.

You think you're going to find a girl who will **** you forever?

Naw, but I want a girl who I don't care about as much.

I haven't had sex since my birthday. This is probably the longest I've gone without in a long time. I've gone close to this long and went insane.

Now, I'm okay. Why? I dunno.

Those are great. You need a **** buddy like mila kunis.

Its been like 3 or 4 weeks for me. It's driving me insane.

You want me to come over?

If you want to bring some clean pussy with you.

My cat won't take a bath.

And I'm guessing you said clean pussy because you don't want my mom coming.

That's ****ed up dude, she's a good lady.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

12 thousand posts almost, that's a big one to me. **** 10. Why is everybody so lovey dovey about the number ten? 12 eggs in a carton, guys.

Seriously, I cant wait til I hit 36,000 posts.

I joined CP when I was 12. I got on, made a ass of myself, got banned within a 100 posts. Tried again, then again. Then IP ban, then IP ban at the school library.

About 4 years later I stumbled back in her, and I love her.

Really? What was your original name?

Joester.

Here's one that never got banned but I lost the password to.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=2108

Damn.

Is there a way to make the member list by join date?

I wanna know who's in what class.

I like ours. We got CC, Buck, me and isn't gonzo in ours? Or SR?

I think Gonzo was 2007 and SR was 2005.

Son of a bitch.

best quality posters on the planet

group a
bug buck luv cc sr sedated sofa guru toxing any girl gonzo rainman floppy blueballs/okie a

group b
hootie face kcmizzou ky and a bunch of other i cant think of

I forgot to announce it, but I totally passed 50 posts in this thread. I'm like at 56 or something now. GANGSTAAAAAA.

DAMN SON. Congrats.