Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8006488)

There you go again...

The superior team isn't going to care. MU football has bigger things to worry about besides possibly getting upset in KU's Superbowl at Arrowhead. KU basketball has bigger things to worry about besides getting upset in Columbia on the last weekend of the season or in the Big 12 Tournament. If KU football is ever relevant again and they find themselves playing ISU and MO State every week while MU is a top 15 school playing Alabama and LSU, then sure, I'll envy that... I envy just about every football program out there these days. Except Northern Illinois. We got you good!

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8006484)

At least you won't have to worry about suffering the indignity of playing in a crappy bowl. You're like a guy in the unemployment line making fun of the security guard for not being a real cop.

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 8006487)

I'd make fun of that guy if he was acting like a real cop, though. ;)

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 8006499)

Now explain it to me with the girlfriend analogy.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8006500)

Then, when he took a job on the force, you'd tell him that he won't be able to hack it and will get stuck pushing papers.

Originally Posted by evenfall (Post 8006493)

So why are you guys so butthurt? :fire:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 8006499)

Now explain it to me with the girlfriend analogy.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8006500)

Then, when he took a job on the force, you'd tell him that he won't be able to hack it and will get stuck pushing papers.

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8006488)

There you go again...

. MU football has bigger things to worry about besides possibly getting upset in KU's Superbowl at Arrowhead. K

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 8006537)

Disagree. Mizzou wil likely need to win that game to get bowl eligible. Assuming they're not already eliminated.

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8006530)

He's probably been getting bullied all his life, but it's never been his fault... and one day he'll show 'em.

One day.

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8006558)

Oh, I meant in a typical year, when they normally would have 8-10 wins going into that game...

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8006569)

That's pretty much how it went down.

Kansas fan: Hey Mr. Plastic badge, why aren't you a real cop? Couldn't get a job on the force? If you were worth a shit, you'd be a police officer.

Security guard: Actually, today's my last day here. Just got hired onto the NYPD.

Kansas Fan: Ooh, look at Mr. Tough Guy. He's going to be a cop because he got picked on and wants the power trip.

Security Guard: Don't hurt your back moving those goalposts around.

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 8006582)

Analogy fail.

MU fan: I'm cop (football power).
KU fan: Naw, you're a security guard (you've never won shit and really are just mediocre at best)
MU fan: I'm applying to the Police Academy.
KU fan: Good luck, have fun.
MU fan: Why are you so butthurt?
KU fan: I'm not.
MU fan: Yes. Yes, you're.

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 8006586)

I'm not sure I understand this. Can you please convert this into a "Meal Analogy"? You know....where MU is the lobster & KU is a hamburger that's been on the floor or something.

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 8006586)

I'm not sure I understand this. Can you please convert this into a "Meal Analogy"? You know....where MU is the lobster & KU is a hamburger that's been on the floor or something.