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By nathan long

From this sweet salt,
I will make you emeralds
and aquamarine. From this
pale metal, I will forge you
glass that will not melt.

Let me take this sweet
bivalent and make of it
an instrument that spins
to tell us where we are.
Let me form a cord of it

to run between your lips
and mine, so we can talk
to one another faster
than sound has ever
traveled before.

WHAT-THE_F**K is wrong with you that you don't know BLOOD-MUTHA-F**KING-NINJA?!?!?!?!?

Bismuth
By Crystal T.

They dye you pink and give you to children.
They say it will soothe their stomach aches.

Vomit on the inside of mom's car.
Sickly pink and sticky.

Guess they were wrong.
No more generic Pepto, I think we'll stick with Sprite.

it's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Horribly out of touch. Or I heard about him and forgot.

More than likely the latter.

It Is Too Good To Be True
By Patrick D'Hoostelaere

Mercury, it is nice for some odd jobs.
You can use it to find temperature,
Air pressure, or as an ancient cure-all.
But it is also a killer, it robs
People of life, of that you can be sure.
Too much of this stuff will be your downfall.
It melts your brain and destroys your liver,
With it in you will shake and quiver.
Lots of it can be found in the big fish,
Or working in the mines, that’s a death-wish.
But don’t be alarmed,
It takes quite a while for you to be harmed.

So what's your point with that? You're not enjoying the Poetic Table of the Elements?

I'm loving it. I'm not reading it, but I'm loving it.

ouch,

I tried, I'm no guru but it's a step in the enlightened path.

Is it atleast the direction you were wanting to go.

I had a friend once he took some acid

Now he thinks he's a fire engine

It's okay until he pisses on your lighter

Kinda smells kinda cool kinda funny anyway



(satan, satan, satan...)



I had a friend once he took some ecstasy

Tried to marry me and every one in the room

He was sort of loving kinda caring,

kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy

It got a bit messy all over the curtains,

arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting



(satan, satan, satan...)

It looks like you kneecapped him. You psycho.

what did you expect......


I'm drunk, untalented with lame basic art graphics and virtually no time to do anything.

put those together and it was damn good.

Rep for the Tool ref.

By Jimmy Vo

I am magnesium
An alkaline earth metal
I am magnesium
An essential to all cells of all known living organisms
I am magnesium
Joseph Black recognized me as an element in 1755
I am magnesium
The 8th most abundant element
I am magnesium
Found in iron, glass, cement, and sharpeners
I am magnesium
Related to steel and aluminum
I am magnesium