**** that. Lock the door, take the phone off the hook, whatever.

Legally, they can't keep you from going to take a crap or fire you for it.

So... GO!

I poop at work at LEAST once a day. It's great, because I'm getting paid to poop.

It's a wonderful life to get paid to poop.

Did Big Smoke fall in?

I don't like pooping anywhere but my own bathroom. Whenever I'm on vacation, it's the part of home that I miss the most.

I love that wheat thins commercial with the Yeti.

I don't get it.

Shitbreak from "American Pie". If you've never seen the movie, never mind. :)

dude stuck his ****ing dick in a pie

Poop taken. Was a doozy

Jason Biggs =! Eddie Kay Thomas

Thanks for the update, bud!

Hope you sprayed. You were gone for quite some time.





Well, kids... it was fun, but I need to hit the sack.