Turns out that she took a benadryl and fell asleep and while I was busy pouting in bed, she was messaging me trying to get me to come over. I'm stupid.

Now 20 posts away from 2000.

My body is ready.

So did you take care of business with your woman?

What do you mean by that?

He means, did you 69 wit her thirty thousand times?

We're all about post count here, buddy.

Naw bro I just JO'd though!

Damn, I was trying to but everybody kept coming over.

Yeah I had to wait for the FedEx man to get here before I did.

Then I took a shower. Its too hot though, I'm all ****ing sweaty.

I like to JO with UPS guys watching, but to each their own.

Bitch got a penis.

What?

I shaved my mustache and what little chin hair I had last night. First time I've been mustache-less since 2010.

I told my girl about a week and a half ago that I was shaving it and she asked if she could have one more ride with it and I said ok, but she's been sick since then and I shaved it last night so that ride never happened. I'm interested in seeing what she says about that. I don't know if she's even ever seen me without a mustache.

Buck, you're more than just a mustache.

Rams Fan... I'm sorry bud. Sometimes that happens to good people.

Yeah, its gonna take me a few days to get used to it.

By then it will be half grown back though.

Anyone here gonna miss the NBA?

I think I'll make it.

So whatsup with the penis on the bitch, man?

Yeah dude. I heard your girl has a dick?

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I wish my bitch had one of those.

Gross.

Nah it was a joke, brah.

Man, I ****ing need to make love soon.

Where's the broad tonight?

Not sure yet. I just hit her up.

I beat Oregon Trail today. WOO.

Yeah right, you probably died of dysentery.

Tomorrow is the big day. I go to court for the last time to finalize my divorce. I pray to god its the last time I EVER have to see that greedy whore again!

Sorry man!

Nope, got through.

A few people died. Key is to monitor food rations.

So if I seem a little bitter towards women on this board, that's why.

How long were you married?

Thanks, but don't be. I will be so relieved. It sucks to start dating after 13 years at 39.

Good luck with everything.

**** yes. She wants to get drunk tonight. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

Thanks Buck. It's all good. I'm exited to move on with my life.

Them bitches on that trail got dicks, son.

Mario 64?

She must be feeling better.

Mario Kart?

dude dont poop on her face again.....

If you do let it drizzle.

3 minutes of embarrassment?

He's said before he can get about 4 minutes in.

It's really hard to get past that 5 minute mark
it you make it past 5 you're all good
but it's the first 3-5 that are tricky

So very true.

Lol at your responses. I'm pooping now.
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I'm always pooping.

Ah the old pre-game dump. GETCHA GAME FACE ON.

Number 10 :

greg63 1,012
Active : Not Really

Only +3 over number 11, greg63 was vital to the beginning of the 10pm thread. Solid thousand posts, greg.

Got my divorce 8 years ago, ranks right up there as 1 of teh best days of my life.
I still miss my ex......although my aim is improving

NUMBER 9

milkman 1,298
Active : No

Back when he didn't care who he hung around, Milkman was a key part to the 10pm thread's success. Gotta have somebody to tell you you suck. Wish he would come back.

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Number 8

Simplex3 1,340
Active : Very Rare In Hurr

Love this guy. Really. Beryllium enthusiasts everywhere, this prestigious number eight spot in 10pm history is for you!

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Lucky Number Seven

Simply Red 1,350
Active : Who's Simply Red?

Let's get our friendly happy on folks! Simply Red delights everybody's soul. Please come back for a few nights, bud! We all ****ing love you, honey!

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It's Six Yo

KurtCobain 1,382
Active : Annoyingly Yes

He was here in the beginning and then he left for a while. Now he's dragging this zombie abomination of a burstless thread through it's final days. Thank you KurtCobain, for kicking so much ass!

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It's The Top Five!

Bugeater 1,656
Active : When he feels like it/has beer

This guy has not only get the 10pm thread kickass, but the whole planet. The god of rep, Bugeater gives everybody a laugh. He started in this thread a young man with imagination and hope, and he's a bitter crusty old soul bent on keeping kids off his lawn. Yeah Bug, you rock. Start posting in here more. We'll talk about boston if we have to.

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Number Four

Joie 1,952
Active : Nah

At three for a long time until Buck started post whoring again, Joie was the biggest reason this thread had such a hey day. She was so nice despite being pregnant.

Please make a comeback.

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Guy ain't old enough to be Bug

Number 3

Buck 1,996

Buck could beat your ass. Your mom's too. And then he'd **** you sister and wife. Because he kicks that much ass. He's 4 posts away from becoming the third poster to reach 2kin here, and he's keeping this thing alive with a new crew of n00bs at his disposal.

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Number 2

luv 2,395

This coolest chick on the planet. She is just too awesome for words. Full of wisdom and a lack of wisdom at the same time makes her someone who's just perfect top talk to all night. Start posting in here more again luv. Buck's going to ****ing pass you.


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NUMBER ****ING ONE

He started it all. He owns it all. He was the biggest n00b on the planet and he ****ing shoved it down your throat and twisted. And you had to live with it and love it.

**** yes. Love this guy


CrazyCoffey 2,584


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Boston the city, or Boston the band?

The music playing people.

well im takin my time im just moving along youll forget about me after ive been gone

probably

Boston lyrics Kurdt. Get with the program

oh thats old people stuff

No way Kurdt! Boston is all hip and stuff

I'm about to **** somebody up. First my girl is not putting out. Second I fall asleep on the couch, she wakes me up and is like, "I need a huge favor."

I say ok. She tells me she needs to borrow my car to pick up Ryan. I don't know wtf is going on, but if she's not back here by 12:45 I'm gonna have to kick somebodies ass.
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You need my help?

I'm guessing that "somebody"'s gonna be Ryan.

Naw, I can handle my business. I have 2 friends named Ryan. Not sure which one she's picking up. Hopefully she is just dropping him off and not bringing him over here because I'm sure as hell not putting any pants on.

I'm just really confused. I don't have a lot of gas in my tank so I'm sort of pissed. I'm awake now though so I'm gonna try to get some when she comes back.
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Or his girl.

You don't even know which Ryan? That does sound confusing, I'd be pissed too. **** putting pants on.

Ya man. Not sure what's up. I just got woke up by that. Weird.
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In fact, in protest you should go ahead and remove all the clothing you have on right now. Maybe throw on a snuggy but definitely cut it to midriff length. That'll show her who's in charge.

I don't know about Buck, but I'm naked now.

I'm assuming its the one who works til 12 am and has no car. I'm sort of pissed that he asks her for rides and not me. I'll deal with it in the morning.
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Well then my job is done here.

Just so you guys know, I'm coming up on my 50th post in this thread. Get ready.

I'm not even sure if I should be mad. She should have just taken my car without saying anything.
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