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Bearcat 10-19-2011 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 8006169)
I'm not sure whether you are aware, but KU was a national champion in Bowling and Debate during my tenure there.

Did they oddly become secondary sports the day after they won their NCs, too? Such a weird phenomenon...

Pants 10-19-2011 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8006184)
Did they oddly become secondary sports the day after they won their NCs, too? Such a weird phenomenon...

LMAO

Frazod 10-19-2011 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Pants (Post 8006175)
I think he's implying that 21 votes for him is not very many and you failed in your quest to proclaim him the douche of the year. He's OK with 21 people thinking he's a douche. I don't know whether those were your intentions.

Oh, is that what it was? Like I said, I didn't really remember, although poor little Wickedson seems to think I have the definition of "Wicked 21" tatooed to my forearm.

I guess I should have known there was never a point when 21 people actually liked him. LMAO

evenfall 10-19-2011 10:26 AM

This thread has militant alien AIDS now. I hope the announcement comes thurs or Fri so there can be a new one

kchero 10-19-2011 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by evenfall (Post 8006197)
This thread has militant alien AIDS now. I hope the announcement comes thurs or Fri so there can be a new one

Agreed, the HIV/AIDS has set in ROFL

Frazod 10-19-2011 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by evenfall (Post 8006197)
This thread has militant alien AIDS now. I hope the announcement comes thurs or Fri so there can be a new one

When/if the move becomes official, I fear our KU/KSU friends will force the the AIDS level to militant alien African refugee camp San Francisco night club heights.

We may need a whole new Kansas Butthurt Subforum at that point.

Bearcat 10-19-2011 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8006231)
When/if the move becomes official, I fear our KU/KSU friends will force the the AIDS level to militant alien African refugee camp San Francisco night club heights.

We may need a whole new Kansas Butthurt Subforum at that point.

KU fan: We don't care.
MU fan: Butthurt!

KU fan: We care.
MU fan: Jealousy!

KU fan: I think I'll have OK Joe's for lunch.
MU fan: Jealous butthurt!


Meh.

evenfall 10-19-2011 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8006231)
When/if the move becomes official, I fear our KU/KSU friends will force the the AIDS level to militant alien African refugee camp San Francisco night club heights.

We may need a whole new Kansas Butthurt Subforum at that point.

Sadly I think the line will just be "you guys can't compete in the SEC." And that will circle forever.


It's like the beginning of the Hitchiker's guide film, where it is explained that dolphins decide to leave earth because the earth is doomed. They try to warn everyone but humanity won't listen. That is why earlier I said Missouri can only say to KU/KSU, so long and thanks for all the fish. It was fun, but the writing is on the wall.

Texas and OU have been scheming their way out for years, and they were very nearly gone just recently. When they get the last few points of contention ironed out, they will hop the fence to that greener pasture. For the life of me I can't believe that anyone would trust them when they were just attempting a jailbreak. They won't understand until they come home to an empty house one day that Texas really didn't love them.

Pants 10-19-2011 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by evenfall (Post 8006285)
Sadly I think the line will just be "you guys can't compete in the SEC." And that will circle forever.


It's like the beginning of the Hitchiker's guide film, where it is explained that dolphins decide to leave earth because the earth is doomed. They try to warn everyone but humanity won't listen. That is why earlier I said Missouri can only say to KU/KSU, so long and thanks for all the fish. It was fun, but the writing is on the wall.

Texas and OU have been scheming their way out for years, and they were very nearly gone just recently. When they get the last few points of contention ironed out, they will hop the fence to that greener pasture. For the life of me I can't believe that anyone would trust them when they were just attempting a jailbreak. They won't understand until they come home to an empty house one day that Texas really didn't love them.

My line will be "GLHF."

Frazod 10-19-2011 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8006262)
KU fan: We don't care.
MU fan: Butthurt!

KU fan: We care.
MU fan: Jealousy!

KU fan: I think I'll have OK Joe's for lunch.
MU fan: Jealous butthurt!


Meh.

It's more like:

MU fan: Talking to other MU fan about a relevant topic that does not involve KU.
KU fan: Ha! You suck! We won a BCS game!
MU fan: Shut up, we're having a conversation here.
KU fan: How dare you leave us! You have no respect for history! You suck! Basketball!
MU fan: What?
KU fan: Conference loyalty! Get out! You suck! Oranges!
MU fan: :shake:

Bearcat 10-19-2011 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evenfall (Post 8006285)
Sadly I think the line will just be "you guys can't compete in the SEC." And that will circle forever.


It's like the beginning of the Hitchiker's guide film, where it is explained that dolphins decide to leave earth because the earth is doomed. They try to warn everyone but humanity won't listen. That is why earlier I said Missouri can only say to KU/KSU, so long and thanks for all the fish. It was fun, but the writing is on the wall.

Texas and OU have been scheming their way out for years, and they were very nearly gone just recently. When they get the last few points of contention ironed out, they will hop the fence to that greener pasture. For the life of me I can't believe that anyone would trust them when they were just attempting a jailbreak. They won't understand until they come home to an empty house one day that Texas really didn't love them.

Meh.

Dayze 10-19-2011 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8006307)
It's more like:

MU fan: Talking to other MU fan about a relevant topic that does not involve KU.
KU fan: Ha! You suck! We won a BCS game!
MU fan: Shut up, we're having a conversation here.
KU fan: How dare you leave us! You have no respect for history! You suck! Basketball!
MU fan: What?
KU fan: Conference loyalty! Get out! You suck! Oranges!MU fan: :shake:

LMAO

Saul Good 10-19-2011 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8006262)
KU fan: We don't care.
MU fan: Butthurt!

KU fan: We care.
MU fan: Jealousy!

KU fan: I think I'll have OK Joe's for lunch.
MU fan: Jealous butthurt!


Meh.

KU fan doesn't care. I know that because there are thousands of posts from KU fans in this thread telling me so.

KU fan's ex girlfriend probably gets 50 voicemails a day that tell her how over her he is and that he's glad she's gone.

Mr. Plow 10-19-2011 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8006262)
KU fan: We don't care.
MU fan: Butthurt!

KU fan: We care.
MU fan: Jealousy!

KU fan: I think I'll have OK Joe's for lunch.
MU fan: Jealous butthurt!


Meh.

Pretty much.

Bearcat 10-19-2011 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8006307)
It's more like:

MU fan: Talking to other MU fan about a relevant topic that does not involve KU.
Wickedson: Ha! You suck! We won a BCS game!
MU fan: Kneepads! MU is consistently a top 25 program in BB and FB and a consistent 10-win program in FB! (please don't actually look up those stats)
KU fan: I looked up those stats.... :facepalm:
KK?: How dare you leave us! You have no respect for history! You suck! Basketball!
MU fan: Butthurt jealousy!!!
KK?: Conference loyalty! Get out! You suck! Oranges!
MU fan: We are vastly superior in every sport except Quidditch, and we're not even sure what that is!

This is fun.


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