:shrug:

This is the best thing in this thread.

same as it ever was with clay and hoot.


attention whores. if it aint about them they shit on it, hell if it IS about them they shit on it.

Wow, that was awesome.

It's difficult to compete with that kind of roast when you as the roaster trying to pull humor out of thin air without any type of emotional attachment to the roastee.

I mean look at the emotion in that. The rage. The butthurt. Dude might actually be a chick...

It's reads like a CPer who has been through divorce doing a roast of his ex-wife.

In the name of humor, of course.

There would be far less dick sucking.

Wow...

in clay's case, he may have difficulty doing that

I thought the "probably closes his eyes when he masturbates" line was pretty funny... I don't really see the connection with that and Big Smoke, but I thought it was a funny line nevertheless.

especially with hoot balls deep in his ass

I don't mind Hootie but that roast was awful. I couldn't even get through all of it.

I don't mind hootie when he isn't banned, but bitching about this thread when he isn't allowed to participate is totally ****ing stupid

LMAO

Hootie called me an awful poster and really hurt my feelings. I spent all last night clutching my pillow and crying trying to find reasons not to hang myself.

well if the reasons run out make sure to tape it and post the video here...


something for us to remember you by

Setting up the camera now.

make sure you put on clean underwear first.

and comb your hair!

Thanks, Mom.

no problem sweetie.

don't forget your lunch box either..

"Bitching about a thread in which he isn't allowed to participate" pretty much sums up Hootie's existence here actually.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5259126528/h128E0B62/

ROFL

Heh. I liked that episode.

Yeah what was up with that? That jab was unexpected and kind of came out of nowhere...?

I've made fun of him a lot about being a dumb drunk food service professional. I think it pissed him and his boyfriend Clay off.

I don't mean this in an imflamatory way or to start any chit; but I've never seen Hootie post. or if he has, I can't recall anything that would make me form an opinion of his posting style one way or the other.

SNR needs his own newsletter.

I would subscribe.

Butt-Hurt Observer

Been there, Done That.
i thought the three word thread was hall of fame caliber. LMAO

Thread needs less butthurt...

He's probably actually spent more time being banned than posting over the last few years.

I broke his heart lol

We gonna get this bad boy to 3000 today?

If Hootie's roast wouldn't have been so awful we would have been there. Figured it would create more burst than that.

The dumb thing is he hasn't even been around to get some of the inside jokes in the roaats. The Virus roast was gold if you posted in the dating thread.

This

Sa Da Tay

:hmmm: :thumb:

burst

Hey dude, have you checked out the BME Pain Olympics yet?

LMAO

79 more

I am not allowed to post in my own thread lol it would be totally dead without those other 2800 posts! !!

78!

pooptaco

:thumb:

We need that picture rico was referring to earlier.

So my prediction of 83 was wrong. Off by 6 it looks like.

SNR is doing 2 roasts tomorrow and smaque is close to returning. Patience We will finish.

Which picture?

Fishing magazine

I posted it...it was on the page before the post where I described the back story.

http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...6/fart-114.jpg

Don't be like this guy! Purchase some new fishing lures for 30% off today!

People of walmart...rico edition

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God there are tons of them... I had no shame...none, like 5-6 years ago. I still post the stories with the mullet man mascot (Rick), but not as often...I think the last one was over a month and a half ago...used to do them weekly.

I actually went into Wal-Mart dressed as the mullet man (Rick) and had my picture taken there...it was in a story that I wrote about how I had mistaken some girl for my girlfriend at the time and had come up and accidentally grabbed her ass and rested my head on her shoulder and was like, "what's up baby." By the looks of her face, it ended up being some "rode hard and put away wet," type who was 45-50 years old...from behind, she looked like my girlfriend at the time...who was 20. It was a trip...real embarrassing.

In the mullet spoof, I tied Rick in there and I think I said something along the lines of, "because of his hair and shorts, Rick gets mistaken for a woman all the time and often gets his ass grabbed by dudes who think he is a slutty chick." I had one of my friends posting like he had just grabbed my butt and realized that I was the mullet man and his expression was all, "WTF?!?"

LMAO

Glad ya caught the humor in that. That was the main part that I thought was funny about it....the dinky little large-mouth. Haha yeah...don't be like THIS guy, buy OUR lures and you'll not only lose your mullet, but will catch bigger fish!!!

What the hell is going on in here? :hmmm:

We're talking fishing.

This thread isn't updated much, is it? At this rate, by the time preseason starts we'll know who #70 is.

Somebody put Rick the Mullet man's head on Ravishing Rick Rude's body.

Slacking off again?

This thread:
awesome and funny when focused on ricos mullet mult
sucks when focused on butthurt, Hootie, or disgusting internet videos

That's good.

After a 1-4 start we'll need something to entertain us...

Yes please!

You ever accept the bet?

Here is the Wal Mart one I was talking about.

http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten.../zzzz-0192.jpg

Let's go for some mullet man shops ! I know loochy could make some good ones. Raiders of the Lost Mullet!

Mullet planet


Does anyone remember that awful tv show called the mullets?

yes. you sick ****.


:D

you need some special fried rice.

are you ****ing kidding!?
for REAL!?
he REALLY cut out a nut?

crappin' ya negative my friend.

he tied some twine around his......sack, really tight, then went to work. it took multiple smacks on the backside of the hatchet to do the job

You should check it out, dude!!! It doesn't look ANYTHING like you'd expect it to!!!! It's really, really bizarre.

Or don't check it out, I can understand not wanting to scar yourself for a few hours or maybe even a few dayze.... :)

I C what you did there.

Let's just forget this thread and DANCE!!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v...type=2&theater

LMAO
there are so many gif opprotunities with that video

This explains a lot...

:eek:
yummy! said noone ever....