I really don't care about that. It's sad when people live in the past. Times change. You just aren't original.

I give this thread 9 chewbaccas
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/phot...83-624-890.jpg

That's awful generous of you.

how am I not original? :LOL:

That would be a gochiefs thread. And you should use Fetts or he'll whine about it.

It really has delivered and has the potential to get that 10th chewbacca and go full yetti status

Aaaaaaand he keeps doing it. After a few minutes, the polite/awkward pity-smiles the annoying loser is getting turn into arms being crossed and people turning their bodies away. Nobody wants to hurt his feelings, so they just hope he gets the message...but annoying losers can't interpret body language. That would require basic social skills.

5 out of 5 popcorn bags

You're really as dense as a brick sometimes. If I hear a joke, and someone later tells me the same joke, it usually doesn't have the same punch the second time. This is common sense.

you can say a lot of things about me but calling me unoriginal?

riiight

Are you pretending youre at a bar?

Got some names to add to this petition, ****? Or are your speaking for your invisible legions again?

At this point, you're probably boring even Pootie. Has he ever appreciated your white knighting?

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

OK, now it's getting to be sad. I'll never understand what fun you guys get out of internet pissing matches.

At the moment, I'm being entertained by Saul Good.

if someone can just explain to me wtf Frazod is posting I'll be happy

This thread is nothing more than douchebag performance art. I just decided to start spraying some vinegar and water myself.

It's funny, Saul white knights Pootie and you white knight Saul.

So why don't you white knight Pootie? Seems like you could save yourself a step.

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

A far better thread would be hooties top 101 life experiences/hookups.

Some of your stories are straight up gold. Unfortunately, your takes on the first few posters haven't even been close to that level of entertainment.

You are missing your calling in life...flopnuts was right, you should probably write a book.

It was sad when Hootie thought he was the first person to make a frazod fat joke, have an STD or be the first person to black out at a bar.

ever heard this joke?

Here's good art


Here's bad art




















and here's performance art!

I did that earlier today when Phobia was misrepresenting Hootie's past bannings. Right now Saul Good is roughing someone up.

Not really. This thread really isn't any different than any other large thread, other than every once in a while, Hootie makes a silly pick. The thread then very quickly ignores that and continues on.

Yeah, stuff like this isn't why I come here. It's interesting, in a train wreck kinda way. But it's also pretty embarrassing.

FYP

LOL, true.

Is it someone I've got on ignore? Seems like he's just being his normal vile, ****y self. But at least now he's got one real friend to go with all his imaginary ones.

You're always so close to figuring me out. So close. It's like you're living in my head.

if that's the case

no one has ever been original ever

are you ****ing kidding me right now?

yes really. first you said "this thread is a mess" then you admitted you've read every single post in it (or at least you keep reading it). that makes you a WAY bigger mess.

Does he have all his imaginary employees with him? You should charge extra for that.

Your attempting to conflate something which really doesn't conflate, sorry.

How many times have you been arrested?

Favorite pick up line: does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

That's not true. I've heard some pretty mind blowing stories over the years. Yours are pretty tame. You are just adept at being the loudest guy in the room and drawing attention. You're the Mike Lupica of ChiefsPlanet.

as much fun as I'm having tonight...I bid farewell. I have plans.

I'm hoping tomorrow I can get you guys a couple more names =)

you are what you eat

Called it.

I don't hate hootie. I think he is hilarious. I come for the reactions of other posters. Try again willie loman

COME BACK SHANE

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

Hootie left before I could ask my question.

Who has more......

Number of sluts Hootie has banged?
Number of guns Frazod owns?

Both counts change almost daily ?

Not only do I weigh 500 pounds, but I own 100,000 guns! LMAO

LOL
10 chewbaccas

I agree.

I rodeo'd 20 years and have seen/done/heard more shit than you can imagine. My daughter has already been told she won't ever date someone that rides roughstock.

Where's #94?

Buried.

It's almost like somebody did it deliberately!

KCChiefsman

Pootie gets challenged to a fight

http://blog.cleveland.com/ent_impact..._prezsheen.jpg

I didn't know that, interesting.

One of Bumps finer moments. He stated how much he loved the Baldwin pick in the draft thread than 10 minutes later started a thread about how much he hated it LMAO

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...38#post9689438

That was one of my favorite movies back in the day!

What movie is that?

I'll let him slide on that one. I get all the Baldwin brothers mixed up (except Alec) from time to time.

That's the beauty of being a stoner you forget what you thought moments after you think it.

The Dead Zone

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085407/

It was later a series, but I never watched it.

the Dead Zone.

Here's one as well LMAO

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=83722

Burst!!!!!

Dis gunna be good

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=89099

Originally posted by KCChiefsman

Girls have 100% control over sex, correct? girls go out to bars expecting to get hit on and can easily score ass whenever they want. Girls could go up to any guy and just say "Hey, wanna go have some sex?" and it's that easy for them. They don't do that because they have complete control. Girls can afford to be bitches when they want and they can easily turn down 10-20 guys in a night at a bar. Well folks, here is what we need to invent.

Realistic sex robots. Robots, or androids kinda, that feel and act real and are good at sex. They need to be very lifelike and affordable. They need to be able to move and easy to clean. If these were on the market, and most single guys had one. They wouldn't pursue girls with the passion we do now. We might try a little at the bar, but motivation would be at an all time low. Because we now if we don't go home with nothing that night, we always have our sex bots to screw when we get home. This would eliminate most of the control women have with sex. Girls would start hitting on guys and only the hot, rich celebrity type women would be able to remain the same.

This would be a revolution!
Somebody, steal my idea and invent this shit!

This thread has burst, thus Baldwin should not be mentioned due to his great lack there of.

Ah yes, good times! That was a hall of fame thread, hilarious.

Old KCChiefsman (Bump) posts = rocket fuel

I give these 10 POOTIES!!!!!!!!!!!

Hootie is a less funny version of Dane Cook. If that's even possible.

Yes.


The robot **** toy would work for the married, too. You aren't cheating, yet your wife will get jealous enough to give it up a little more.


Robot won't bitch, won't get fat, won't get pregnant. You don't even need to get them drunk or drop a date-rape drug in their beverage to achieve anal sex.


Sign me up.

Maybe that's how he got his 1,000,000 dollar a month restaurant. The patrons got to **** sex robots in the back after every meal.

That's what kills me when it comes to hootie threads...it's not hootie's posts...it's everyone else's posts that are hilarious. Everyone I know does/did that kind of shit on a regular basis. Most of Chiefs Planet acts like he's something to be studied.

Come for the food, cum in the entertainment.

Saul Good gets challenged to a fight

http://blog.cleveland.com/ent_impact..._prezsheen.jpg

LMAO

This is gonna end up like Hanukkah. By the final day nobody will give a shit anymore. Especially considering we all know what presents we'll get in the final few days. Just give us our sweater, dradle, and hunk of modeling clay. We all know it's coming god damn you!

Meh, I dunno. I honestly think Hootie is funny and think he is perceived inaccurately sometimes. I don't really think Cook is that funny, personally. In fact, I'm just going to flat out say that I have hands down, caught more laughs from Hootie than Dane Cook.

Along with George Carlin, I am a Matt Stone/Trey Parker fanatic and maybe it's because his avatar, but sometimes I feel like I catch Matt and Trey vibes from his humor. Although, I don't think he's as funny as them (I don't think anyone is), I think he has similar humor at times.

I think the Hootie guy is legitimately funny and sometimes taken the wrong way by certain people. I think many people do perceive him correctly and just simply don't think he's funny...but some just don't really seem to get it sometimes. So I'm not saying you don't get him. Just saying people usually fit into 3 categories with him; 1.) People who think he is or can be funny, 2.) People who get what he's about, but don't share the same sense of humor and 3.) People who just don't perceive him correctly.

However, he is not perceived incorrectly NEARLY as much as that SportRacer/ThigLife dude is. I think his sense of humor goes WAY over some peoples' heads...and no, I'm not referring to the repetitive "Peyton Manning" type stuff. There have been times where I have read something he posted that was funny as hell and people will reply to it in a manner that CLEARLY indicates that they didn't catch on to his sarcasm/brand of humor.....and these are smart, humorous people themselves who I have noticed not catching on to it. Makes his joke(s) even funnier when this happens.

Lol, while I think Hootie has had a pretty nice share of funny moments, other poster's reactions/perceptions/etc. make things even funnier.

So is the list made and he's just writing about one a day? Or are you just winging it and potentially leaving people out and/or gonna have to end up putting worse people higher?

LMAO, there's no rhyme or reason

How sweet would it have been for him to take a lot of time to make an epic post out of nowhere with this list all at once? Like I said, he's treating it like 8 crazy nights instead of Christmas morning. Even the jew kids admit that Christmas kicks Hanukkahs ass. Hootie Claus needs to stuff his fat ass down the chimney and give us our presents.

Or I'm just an ungrateful prick. Or....I don't actually give a fist full of ****s about this list and am just trying to make conversation because I'm stoned past midnight on a Tuesday. Yep...that's it.

Haha, I've been thinking the same thing.... to me it doesn't seem like there are that many prominent, noticeable posters on here, but maybe the numbers are deceptive. I'm guessing there are going to be a lot of, "who the **** is that" people towards the middle of the pack....

Haha, God....here I am studying Hootie like Saul Good mentioned.

I think the Hootie guy is starting off with people he either a.) genuinely doesn't like or doesn't respect or b.) considers an easy roast target for whatever reason.

Yeah, 87-101 will be like that, and 1-15 will be people he enjoys + the inner circle. Which means 16-86 should be quite uneventful. He's basically taking 3 and a half months to make a fart sandwich.