Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9779809)

I had a uncomfortable experience with a Black guy a few weeks ago. I was on my way up to my hotel room and saw the elevator door closing. The guy saw me and kindly stuck his arm out to re-open the doors. For some reason, I thanked him by saying "Thanks bro."

He just looked at me for a second or two, and then asked which floor. I muttered "15" and suddenly became fascinated with my cell phone.

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779947)

because i come into this thread to look for funny things and i just see "bitch bitch bitch" and lame insult

i can't put you guys on ignore because when you are apart you might have something funny to say

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9780194)

Me too. I want.

Given the demand for these, you could start a fee-based "premium content" service. I assume you'll comp me a subscription since I thought of it.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9780215)

Shoot me a rep or PM. This goes for anyone who wants one. I won't send it to everyone, but cosmo is cool even though he's pretty much wrong about everything.

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9780244)

I bet you couldn't even name 5 or 6 things.

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9778955)

I think that means you're only less racist than the average asian person.

That's not good. You should look for a black friend...

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9779183)

I think I'm done. I have one that I've been planning, but it's pretty brutal, and I'm not sure if I want to do it...but it's going to be the funniest one yet.

I think I might do that one by PM or email to just a handful of posters who request it. We'll see, though.

I'm pretty much over trying to contribute. This was one of the best threads in the history of CP...and then Phobia got involved.

Seriously, **** that guy.

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9779388)

I like you bud, but he was right about the Royal rep threads for all their 65 wins being a joke.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9780329)

I'm in. You are great at these
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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9780203)

I need to get my head checked, I guess. 10k posts into this thread, I'm laughing with frazod, native, coffey and even found clay's roast funny.

Phobia can **** himself. Seriously.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9780350)

Of course I agree that Saul is outstanding at these, but I'm just as interested to find out who this target is as I am to read it. It must be someone who is ripe for ridicule but who he thinks might be devastated by it and he seems to not want to hurt them publicly. I presume it's someone who hasn't been roasted yet. Any guesses?

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9780479)

Kind of what I've been wondering....the people who seem the most inclined to being upset have been roasted (as far as I can think of, anyways). I have no guesses. There is one person who I want to see blasted...but I'm just waiting to see if it happens.

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9780518)

it probably will

there are about 70 spots left`

congrats on the concise post.

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9780533)

Who is it?