Bitches

CrazyCoffey 2,580
luv 2,395
Buck 1,954
Joie 1,952
Bugeater 1,656
Simply Red 1,350
KurtCobain 1,341
Simplex3 1,340
milkman 1,298
greg63 1,012
Sam Hall 1,009
SPchief 1,000

2009 I was 320 lbs, now I am 270.

I wouldn't ever get color. Everybody keeps telling me to add red. I think I'm good on that.

Simplex is down and out of the number 7 slot.

LMAO

I want to get another tattoo, but I don't know of what. And I don't want to get a tattoo just to get one. I really like the feeling of getting a tattoo. It hurts so good.

Eva Mendes is on Jimmy Kimmel's show right now. She always looks better on talk shows than in films; she looks younger and thinner (more like Missy Peregrym with a bit of Cindy Crawford's lip action). I would do such nasty things to her.

That a boy!! I should get my weight off once I get back to work. Hopefully

Is that the only one you have, buck?

Nope.

Get a unicorn.

But yeah thanks for the heads up on the kimmel show. I'd bang her brains out.

Let's see em. Are they NSFW?

I'm not too proud of my other tattoo. But I'll post it.

Hey, **** you, you douchenozzle. I posted something in that thread recently and you bitched me out for not putting it here. I put something here and you direct me to another thread. News flash: if that's your attitude, take your 10pm thread and stick it up your ass. ****ing elitist.

Here it is.

I want to add on to this, but don't know how.

I know. So I thought I'd be cute and redirect you again.

What was that supposed to be?

40 posts away from 2000. Don't think I can hit it tonight, but tomorrow I'll be home alone so you know its happening.

Just a skull, but he shaded it too much and now it looks like some kind of reeruned pig zombie.

Sore wrists?

Titties are just soft pillows on the front. Like an ass, but poop doesn't come out of them.

I just looked up the term elitist.

How does teasing someone on a message board make me better than others?

I think he was joking.

That's not the first time he's cried when I've joked with him.

Maybe he's just joking too, though.

AM I ON PUNKD?!?!

Maybe he's just sensitive.

So Buck.

Are you doing Chargers home games this year?

Maybe one or two.

I'm extremely frustrated right now.

Will you travel to LA to see them when they move?

I don't think so.

Uh-oh. Is this the part with the not rape forced sex?

LOL, no.

I was going to go over to the gf's house, we made plans, and I was going to bring my PS3 along with a bunch of shit I want her to sell for me on ebay.

I called her like 30 min ago to come over and she didn't answer, same with 10 min ago.

So anyways, Now my PS3 is all boxed up under a bunch of shit that I want her to sell for me. If I don't go over there tonight then I basically took my PS3 apart for no reason and I have to put it back together so I have something to do tonight, but its under everything else in the box so I have to take everything else out and then put it back in.

Well now she basically HAS to put out.

I ****ing know, right?

The biggest thing that pisses me off in people is when they can't say no. Don't agree to my ****ing plans if you don't want to and then bitch out later.

Why don't you sell the shit yourself on ebay?

She has 700+ 100% positive reviews as a seller. Can get more money that way.

So wait, are you selling your PS3?

No, I was just bringing it over to play.

What games?

Mainly Black Ops, GTA IV

Selling anything cool?

Also its like 85 degrees in my room. For some reason my room stays 10+ degrees hotter than the rest of the house, so that sucks that its not at least all cool in here. I ****ing hate sleeping in here.

A wii, complete Seinfeld collection DVD, Boondocks Saints Blu-Ray, Season 1 and 2 of 30 Rock on DVD.

We just got a new outside AC unit put in today. It was 89+ degrees in our house all weekend. It was probably hotter but our thermostat only goes to 89.

Hey Buck, for the stuff you film with your buddies, do you have any sites online you would recommend for buying lighting or sound equipment?


(This could totally be a PM, but I'm trying to help with the post count on this bad boy.)

The ****ing check engine light in my car won't go away.

I checked the ****ing engine.

It still won't go off.

And I don't want to check it again, because it looks horrible.

I'd blow my brains out with a shotgun.

Luckily, we have a basement we slept in.

That's a good thing to have in Oklahoma.

I use amazon, but I can ask the guy who deals with that stuff next time I see him. I think he goes to a certain shop in Los Angeles.

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****, when I buy groceries I usually just leave them at her house, so now all my beverages are over there. I'm going to slap her ass so hard next time I see her.

Mine has been on for 20,000 miles. If it seems to be running fine, I wouldn't worry about it. its probably an o2 sensor. I've replaced mine a couple of times. Now gave up. Dealer told me not to worry about it. At $400 a pop. I wont.

I guess I could make 2000 tonight, possibly.

We haven't spent our money on groceries on over a month. We got plenty of gift cards for our wedding. Eating for free is badass.

If you think of it, that would be awesome. I've used Amazon and a shop here I think was called filmworks. Just thought there might be some even better idea out there.

Hell yeah, more storage room.




and tornado protection and stuff.

The new Tech CD just got old.

that and luckily you don't have a shotgun anymore....

Haha...

You know, I got home and noticed I put one bird shot shell in that buckshot box. Son of a...

BTW, my wife is picking up my S&M M&P 40 tomorrow.

She's picking up her S&M SD40 Friday.

I just killed a fly and he's back.

Jesus Fly.

how dare you

Yeah, I'm color blind and both shells are similar in color.

I told my wife "he's going to neg the shit out of me".

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
I have; I've been penetrated and ejaculated against
Rammin' shafts up my bundle of sticks ass, look at my brass
Ever since class I've been suckin' off my teachers to pass
All this cum motion unloadin' run deep as ocean's explodin'
Nut keeps splashin' from bundle of stickss just suck 'em off and keep goin'
Nut-takin' bummer I'm known as to every one in my region
Keep stickin' ass in the mornin' and takin' cocks in the evenin'
Leaves me with a taste as sour as seminal in my mouth
See they can bugger me, but y'all never figured me out
Look at me now; you know I got a dick in me now.
Blame my momma?
She was the fattest slut in the house!




I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
I'm comin' out my closet

Ha! I got some vibrators in my closet
and I don't know if no one knows it
So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it
I'ma expose it; I'll take you back to '83
before I ever had to worry about the HIV
I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months
My pillowbitergot father used to put his willy up in my bum
cause he split, my anal cherry then he came in my eye
And lookin' back on it all now I ****in' wish I could die
I look at gays, see, and try to picture their bare behinds


Even if I hated men , I'd grit my teeth and I'd try
to make it work with 'em, at least for papa's sake
He maybe made some mistakes
but he's the only gay who taught me everything that I know today
What he did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest shit he did was put a condom on his king dong
''cause he'da killed me; shit he woulda shot cum in my throat
It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to "The Batty Boy Show"

red card

funny.

I sold that ruger 9mm the next day. Thanks for the help in my S&W purchase.

Aaaaaand a shitty night gets shittier. My netflix expired because I have no money in the bank so I'm now stuck at home with nothing to watch and its hot. Gay.
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You should jerk it.

I don't feel like it. I just want to sleep and get this day overwith. Of course I only woke up like 8.5 hours ago.
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no problem

I'm contemplating buying this

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No in kc

I ran out of gas today for the first time ever. God that sucks donkey ball when its 1000 degrees! What a dip shit I am.

Damn that sucks. Why were you pushin empty in the first place?

Unfortunately, yes. I knew I needed gas last night. But was to freaking lazy. But A very nice couple gave me a ride to the gas station. That restored my faith in humanity. There are still some good people out there and that completely made up for the shitty feeling of running out of gas.

Yeah, usually somebody will help a stranded driver. Plenty will honk and throw things, but somebody will help.

It's amazing how someone helping you out of a shitty situation can turn your day around.