I didn't mean it Kurt. Please forgive me.

Shaving 1 minute off your time probably isn't a big deal. Hell, I bet she doesn't even notice.
Posted via Mobile Device

LMAO

Why I oughta...
Posted via Mobile Device

**** yeah you oughtta

Hey Joey!

How many posts do I have?
Posted via Mobile Device

Just a quick observation along with a little friendly advice.

You'll garner a lot more respect around here if you drastically curb your use of profanity. One F bomb goes a looooooong way.

Take that for what it's worth.
Posted via Mobile Device

**** that.
Posted via Mobile Device

Yeah, **** that.

Nah, hey. This post was too polite to leave it at a **** that response.

Thank you. I'm not really shooting for respect around here, I have to work too hard for it in RL. I'd rather be myself around here. People can take that for what it's worth. For every two or three people who don't like what I post on here and have me on ignore, I've found ten times as many who do and that i enjoy conversating with.

However, out of respect I've gained on here for you, I won't curse in this post.

**** yeah.

I use a lot of profanity too.

**** yeah, you do.

29,693.

I don't think I'm aware of it usually, but I'm pretty sure the people I'm around most of the time replace alot of words with '****' and 'shit'.

I'm so bored.
Posted via Mobile Device

If I had more than one beer, I'd suggest staying up and getting this bitch up to 30,000 posts. But I don't, so I'm going to bed instead.

Don't talk like that.

Go buy beer, come back and post. About poop and whatnot.

Lawns maybe. And why kids shouldn't be on them.

The closest convenience store to me closes at 10:30. Plus I worked 11 hours today.

That's a long day.

Chris just tried to long on cp and he's banned.

I think flopbutts got his account when he nailed buck's dad.

I'll be up and likely drinking, but I don't know if the people I'll be drinking with really want to watch me post on Chiefsplanet.

Watching top chef with my dad lol.
Posted via Mobile Device

Why the **** wouldn't they?

I need a Palm Springs girl.
Posted via Mobile Device

So do I.

Luckily for me, I married a smokin' hot nurse 15 years younger than me. You boys have fun humping your fist.
Posted via Mobile Device

I saw 2 fine honeys just as I pulled up to the house. Should have asked them if they wanted to party with my Dad and I. Lol.
Posted via Mobile Device

Yeah, and then you disappeared for like 3 years, what was that all about?

get em while they last .. enough said ....

He killed her previous fling for her. Got caught up a little and did three years hard time in the name of love.

I think it's sweet.

Just been standin' around suckin' on my big ole chili dog.

Maybe I can discreetly do it from the phone in my pocket. My posts might make me look drunk but I promise I'm not.

Tight, hot, young, wet, nurse, pink velvet sausage wallet or Chiefs Planet?

Need I say more?
Posted via Mobile Device

Both?

At the same time, man.

I tried that a few times but she kept getting pissed off when I set the laptop on her ass.
Posted via Mobile Device

Actually, truth be told, she was stricken with a horrible seizure disorder, out of the clear blue sky. She requires a lot of care. It's a bit better now, which is why I started posting again.
Posted via Mobile Device

Well kids, I am taking my old ass to bed. Everyone have a good night.

Out!
Posted via Mobile Device

Nah man, I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

yo dawg I heard you like cats

I HAVE to stop going out and getting ****ed up. I'm too old for this shit.

Me tooooo...

Jesus tits.

Talking to love and the next thing I knew.......well, not much.

God wouldn't kiss me goodnight.

I need a kiss too.

This time away from my girl (a whole 3 days omg) has sucked, but at least I now know how much she misses me when I'm gone. <3
Posted via Mobile Device

I'm betting God is standing in a long line of people that also wouldnt kiss you.
Posted via Mobile Device

If her and B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend) are hanging out, she doesnt miss you as much as you think she does.
Posted via Mobile Device

I'm sure they are hanging out, but that thing can't provide her with the charm and humor I can...oh who am I kidding?
Posted via Mobile Device

Buck for your 30k post, I want you to leave cp forever.

I'm on mobile so I can't see how many posts I have.
Posted via Mobile Device

29984

You're going to beat this thread to it.

Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Should I make a 30k post thread?
Posted via Mobile Device

Hey! No! Don't do that!

Damn man, now I'm sorry I asked. I liked your first answer better.

I liked my first answer better as well. Sadly, the second answer is reality. We do our best adjusting from a comfortable two income family to a single income family, trying to make ends meet. Her seizures are not yet managable enough to allow her to work. I do my best to try and make sure my girls dont go without. This explains the raggedy underwear I have on and the hole in my tennis shoe. heh And no, you wont see me making a prayer request thread or asking for handouts. Thats not my style.
Posted via Mobile Device

Do it!!!
Posted via Mobile Device

Well shit, I hope she gets better. I've only witnessed people having seizures a couple times and it was disturbing...stories like yours make me realize how good I have it.

Well I'm bored as shit. Do I go out drinkin? Or try and sleep tonight?

Holy. ****ing. Shit. Why is this happening to me?
Posted via Mobile Device

What?

Another hot friend of mine (blonde) is now trying to go out with me. WTF.
Posted via Mobile Device

It's not gay, if it's a 3 way.

I can't do that, but I'm going out to the movies with this other chick on Sunday. Wtf man this is ****ed up.
Posted via Mobile Device

Maybe she's taking notice of your weight loss.;)

Don't worry, man, life is a funny game.

I'm sure that's it. I've never had 2 hotties intersted in me at the same time.

It sucks cuz this new girl I've been interested in waaaay longer, but I've got a good thing going right now.

There's no way I could juggle both because of mutual friends between the girls (they don't know each other), but even saying that makes me feel like a P.O.S.
Posted via Mobile Device

It would be a douche like move to leave the girl you're already with you have a good thing going. I don't think you'd do that, just saying that it would a be a douche like move.

Just tell the other girl that you're already seeing someone. You'd be honest if you told her that and she might be a little upset, but I don't think she'd go into a rage.

Buck... do this right and you can get a threesome out of this.

To be honest with you, that's not something I want. I used to, a lot, but after seeing 2 girls together up close, I realized that's not my thing.
Posted via Mobile Device

You need to have a girl on your dick while another gets a mustache ride at least once in your life. If you have the opportunity, and you don't take it, you need to turn your ****ing man card in.

I punched that card about 8 years ago and don't really have an interest in doing it again... but I'm glad I did it those 12 times.

Even if that's the case, it can't be these 2 girls because they are both really good friends. That seems like something to do with at least one girl you barely know.
Posted via Mobile Device

Now you are just making excuses.

Amateur.

agreed buck

Chasing Amy dude.
Posted via Mobile Device

valid point

Buck!

This one's for you...