my actual job here is called boss.

My secretary takes care of paperwork and people.
My three mechanics are fixing cars.

I'm sitting here laughing at his dumb ass
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Why didn't you see it? Did you read the reviews only to learn that it wasn't really a movie about baked goods, or are you just too fat to fit in a movie theater seat?

The theaters by me have armrests that can be lifted up allowing even the most corpulent of patrons to put down barrels of soda in relative comfort.

More likely you got banned from the theaters for sneaking in food. They'll usually look the other way if you hide some Mike & Ike's or Jujubes in your wife's purse, but trying to stuff an ice cream truck under one of your stretch-marked mammaries was bound to draw the attention of an usher. If you were smarter, you could have at least told ROR to stop ringing the bell and playing Pop Goes the Weasel.

That's a real recipe for success! :thumb: You're kind of like Saul, if he'd ever done an honest day's work in his life.

I don't need big theater seats. Is that a Kansas thing?

What question was that? I'm drowning in vinegar and water here, sweetie. My monitor is like the drain in a woman's locker room.

I don't really understand what you are getting at here.

I mean if you had ever been a boss you would probably understand how it works. For some reason you act as though its a bad thing.

Oh and if you spent your whole day off doing this I feel even worse for you than I previously had.
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You don't need big seats because the armrest fits comfortably in the recesses of your cavernous ass, or do you just park your rascal in the handicapped section?

Normally, those armrests get put up by couples so they can cuddle with each other, but if you and your wife tried that, the projectionist would probably get confused and show the movie on your backs.

Delusional frazbob is delusional.

No one is stalking you in hootie's thread.

Frazod must be getting to hootie big time with him mentioning fraz in every single person he has listed.

Don't talk about him so much and it won't appear as though frazod is getting the best of you. JMO

Jesus Christ. What's with the hate fest? I'm by the pool with a gold margarita and tipping it to you all in a peace toast.

It means that I wouldn't want to work for some lazy jerkoff who spends his time farting around on the internet instead of promoting/improving his business. It's tough out there. I wonder how many of your competitors spend all day being featured in dogpile of some guy they don't like on the internet?

Now I understand - you've confused me with Flopnuts.

Everything makes sense now.

No rascal(?), no special seats, just me, sitting here, laughing at what a douche you are. The pride of Kansas.

It's 4 and you're already into the gold margaritas? Slow down man, slow down.