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KurtCobain 06-13-2011 06:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dunit35 (Post 7696158)
greetings from Oklahoma bitches.
How's the women down there?

rocknrolla 06-13-2011 06:54 PM
Let's see. I woke up, had a bagel, went back to sleep. Then I went to the pool and watched some snatch. Then went to the mail box. Went to get a pizza and had a couple of beers. Oh yea, I got stung by a wasp in the bellybutton at the pool (ouch). that's what I did today. Is this better Curt?

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rocknrolla (Post 7696165)
Let's see. I woke up, had a bagel, went back to sleep. Then I went to the pool and watched some snatch. Then went to the mail box. Went to get a pizza and had a couple of beers. Oh yea, I got stung by a wasp in the bellybutton at the pool (ouch). that's what I did today. Is this better Curt?
Yeah, except I think you're a pussy because of the wasp sting, and it's Kurt, so it's KC. Get it?

MIAdragon 06-13-2011 06:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7696162)
How's the women down there?
not like they are in Miami.

Dunit35 06-13-2011 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7696162)
How's the women down there?
dirty as always.

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 7696176)
not like they are in Miami.
That's good they're not men.

MIAdragon 06-13-2011 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7696180)
That's good they're not men.
wut.

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 7696181)
wut.
I was implying Miami women have penises.

Buck 06-13-2011 07:01 PM
Okay again...

September 2010 - Approx 320 lbs
http://i.imgur.com/onq5m.jpg

Today - 275 lbs
http://i.imgur.com/OiZL0.jpg

MIAdragon 06-13-2011 07:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7696183)
I was implying Miami women have penises.
Huh, must have missed those. Please tell me more, it sounds as though you have intimate knowledge of said "women".

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:03 PM
Did you poop out Antonio Gates?

Buck 06-13-2011 07:04 PM
I pooped out something.

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 7696192)
Huh, must have missed those. Please tell me more, it sounds as though you have intimate knowledge of said "women".
Nah, I've never been down thurr.

Don't take such offense though, jeez. You'd think you grabbed a set in a nightclub bathroom recently.

Buck 06-13-2011 07:06 PM
Man I need to stop pooping.

My girl has been waking up at like 6 pm the last few days and we are supposed to go to the fair tomorrow at like 1 or 2. I doubt she's going to get enough sleep tonight. Sort of worried.

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7696205)
Man I need to stop pooping.

My girl has been waking up at like 6 pm the last few days and we are supposed to go to the fair tomorrow at like 1 or 2. I doubt she's going to get enough sleep tonight. Sort of worried.
Just bang the shit out of it till it's numb and sleeping fresh and early.

Buck 06-13-2011 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7696207)
Just bang the shit out of it till it's numb and sleeping fresh and early.
I stayed up til 6 am yesterday and she stayed up til like 8ish I think. We don't sleep....I got up at 10 am and started running errands all day and she just texted me like 40 mins ago that she woke up. LOL.

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:19 PM
Damn and I was ****ing with this kid who lives by my work for sleeping till 3.

Buck 06-13-2011 07:21 PM
I'm excited to go to the fair though.

I haven't been in nearly 10 years and I was a fat kid so my Dad never let me eat any of the fried foods, I'm gonna ****ing grub tomorrow.

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:22 PM
Fried Foods. **** yes.

MIAdragon 06-13-2011 07:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7696198)
Nah, I've never been down thurr.

Don't take such offense though, jeez. You'd think you grabbed a set in a nightclub bathroom recently.
I was truly interested, no offense taken. No need to be skerd of the Latin ladies down here while they can be batshit crazy and stab you in your sleep everynow and then but GD they are insane hot and know how to please a man.

CHENZ A! 06-13-2011 07:27 PM
So I've been talking to/hanging out/ banging my yoga instructor the last couple weeks, and she was over this weekend on Sat night/Sunday day.

She asked if she could use my computer, and I have no problem with that at all. I have nothing to hide. I watch a lot of porn when I have the time, and I'm not bashful about it at all.

But it just so happened that the last thing I was doing was surfing CP like a couple days prior, and have been so busy I literally haven't touched the PC until tonight.

So she turns on the monitor, and the first thing she sees is this:

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7690440)
Man I woke up around 4 hours ago and have jerked it 3 times already today.
LMAO so after the CP explanation, and having to explain that I've actually met some of you in real life and think there a lot of real nice people. I hope she doesn't start to post on here. This place is mine damnit.

She is one of those broads that's constantly on FB too, so it would suck. But I can tell that she's only interested in sports because I am so I doubt she would cruise a Chiefs website on her own time.

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 7696247)
I was truly interested, no offense taken. No need to be skerd of the Latin ladies down here while they can be batshit crazy and stab you in your sleep everynow and then but GD they are insane hot and know how to please a man.
I bet. Good weather attracts nice females.

Buck 06-13-2011 07:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CHENZ A! (Post 7696249)
So I've been talking to/hanging out/ banging my yoga instructor the last couple weeks, and she was over this weekend on Sat night/Sunday day.

She asked if she could use my computer, and I have no problem with that at all. I have nothing to hide. I watch a lot of porn when I have the time, and I'm not bashful about it at all.

But it just so happened that the last thing I was doing was surfing CP like a couple days prior, and have been so busy I literally haven't touched the PC until tonight.

So she turns on the monitor, and the first thing she sees is this:

LMAO so after the CP explanation, and having to explain that I've actually met some of you in real life and think there a lot of real nice people. I hope she doesn't start to post on here. This place is mine damnit.

She is one of those broads that's constantly on FB too, so it would suck. But I can tell that she's only interested in sports because I am so I doubt she would cruise a Chiefs website on her own time.
ROFL

Buck 06-13-2011 07:30 PM
If my girl ever found out who I posted as on Chiefsplanet, I would ****ing go Philfree on everybodies asses and ask for all my shit to be deleted.

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CHENZ A! (Post 7696249)
So I've been talking to/hanging out/ banging my yoga instructor the last couple weeks, and she was over this weekend on Sat night/Sunday day.

She asked if she could use my computer, and I have no problem with that at all. I have nothing to hide. I watch a lot of porn when I have the time, and I'm not bashful about it at all.

But it just so happened that the last thing I was doing was surfing CP like a couple days prior, and have been so busy I literally haven't touched the PC until tonight.

So she turns on the monitor, and the first thing she sees is this:



LMAO so after the CP explanation, and having to explain that I've actually met some of you in real life and think there a lot of real nice people. I hope she doesn't start to post on here. This place is mine damnit.

She is one of those broads that's constantly on FB too, so it would suck. But I can tell that she's only interested in sports because I am so I doubt she would cruise a Chiefs website on her own time.
This is so ****ing funny.LMAOLMAO

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7696258)
If my girl ever found out who I posted as on Chiefsplanet, I would ****ing go Philfree on everybodies asses and ask for all my shit to be deleted.
My wife read some shit on here and still thinks I'm gay.

CHENZ A! 06-13-2011 07:33 PM
Oh, She doesn't know my username, though it wouldn't be that hard to figure out.

I was laughing so hard, i could hardly explain it to her. I was like "listen, this is not a private message to me or anything, it's a message board so everyone sees it! LMAO"

Buck 06-13-2011 07:34 PM
LOL I'm glad I could help.

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:35 PM
Buck's sending jerk updates via pm now?

What about me, man? I thought we had something?

Buck 06-13-2011 07:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7696274)
Buck's sending jerk updates via pm now?

What about me, man? I thought we had something?
****in CHENZ man. He's ****ing up my game.

CHENZ A! 06-13-2011 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7696277)
****in CHENZ man. He's ****ing up my game.
everything is on the DL from here on out bud. LMAO

Buck 06-13-2011 07:42 PM
Some fun math

CrazyCoffey 2,579
luv 2,395
Joie 1,952
Buck 1,898
Bugeater 1,648
Simply Red 1,350
Simplex3 1,340
milkman 1,298
KurtCobain 1,290
greg63 1,012
Sam Hall 1,009
SPchief 1,000
D2112 968
Guru 939

14 of us have accounted for 20678 of the 29230 posts in this thread. That's 70.74%.

There have been 234 posters in this thread. So the 14 posters account for 6% of the posters, but 71% of the posts.

CHENZ A! 06-13-2011 07:45 PM
i am not last place though! WOOO

Buck 06-13-2011 07:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CHENZ A! (Post 7696284)
everything is on the DL from here on out bud. LMAO
It's okay man, I forgive you.

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:49 PM
Milkdud is going down down down

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:50 PM
You guys, I participated in the greatest teaparty ever earlier. I believe Fred Flinstone came out of the closet and Barbie announced that it wasn't tea, it was water. BOUT ****ING TIME someone else noticed that too.

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:51 PM
Then I was a teacher, but this ****ing troll dool was so stupid he thought there were 9 planets. So I smacked him silly and Kaylee told me I'm not aloud in her room anymore and I had to take off the earrings she gave me.

Buck 06-13-2011 08:07 PM
I just got out of the shower.

Buck 06-13-2011 08:07 PM
<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IADdGzHreFQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 08:08 PM
I just made some food.

Buck 06-13-2011 08:10 PM
I'm really enjoying this new up and coming rapper Mac Miller. Plus he looks like Pestilence to me.

<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/74TFS8r_SMI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Buck 06-13-2011 08:16 PM
Alright I'm about to get dressed and ready to leave. Later.

4th and Long 06-13-2011 10:25 PM
Here's a shout out to my Mother-inlaw, my Father-inlaw and my Sister-inlaw.

EAT A DICK!!!
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Dunit35 06-13-2011 10:40 PM
30K post tonight...better start posting Cobain and Buck.

kysirsoze 06-13-2011 10:42 PM
At work and so ****ing bored. They recently changed the internet filter ao we can't go to any humor sites. YouTube, FB, and Twitter are off limits, too. Luckily they didn't get CP. I would have probably murdered myself by now.

Dunit35 06-13-2011 10:45 PM
That sucks

I work 15 hour shifts with around 13 of those hours being TV, internet and book reading time. I'd go nuts without full net access. TV infomercials get pretty boring after an hour or so watching them.

KurtCobain 06-14-2011 08:20 AM
Sorry guys, I fell asleep last night.

Buck 06-14-2011 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7696787)
Sorry guys, I fell asleep last night.
You son of a bitch. I'm going to the fair today, wooooooo!
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Buck 06-14-2011 01:45 PM
I fell asleep around 3 am and my gf was still awake. Not sure when she fell asleep, but I woke up around 9 am and I was spooning her. I woke up for good and got ready at 11 am to go to the fair and she's still sleeping. I'm ****ing hungry.
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rocknrolla 06-14-2011 03:46 PM
Casey Anthony looks like a monkey.

KurtCobain 06-14-2011 07:51 PM
I'd **** that monkey.

kysirsoze 06-14-2011 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7698131)
I'd **** that monkey.
cosigned

KurtCobain 06-14-2011 07:55 PM
We could bang gang that ho.

kysirsoze 06-14-2011 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7698142)
We could bang gang that ho.
That's particularly disturbing considering your avatar.

booger 06-14-2011 09:45 PM
as i peel the sun burnt skin off the shaft of my penis i now know how a snake feels when he sheds his skin. I'm glad i've got fingers and thumbs.

kysirsoze 06-14-2011 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 7698510)
as i peel the sun burnt skin off the shaft of my penis i now know how a snake feels when he sheds his skin. I'm glad i've got fingers and thumbs.
When you do it by rubbing one off on a splintered log, THEN you'll know how a snake feels.

booger 06-14-2011 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 7698522)
When you do it by rubbing one off on a splintered log, THEN you'll know how a snake feels.
i used to have sleep overs with this woman who was half sioux indian. her idea for foreplay was for us to go out in the driveway and rub our genitals all over the rough bark of the big maple tree.

rocknrolla 06-14-2011 09:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by booger (Post 7698510)
as i peel the sun burnt skin off the shaft of my penis i now know how a snake feels when he sheds his skin. I'm glad i've got fingers and thumbs.
I just threw up in my mouth.

booger 06-14-2011 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by rocknrolla (Post 7698532)
I just threw up in my mouth.
at least it wasn't in your lap:thumb:

kysirsoze 06-14-2011 10:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by booger (Post 7698531)
i used to have sleep overs with this woman who was half sioux indian. her idea for foreplay was for us to go out in the driveway and rub our genitals all over the rough bark of the big maple tree.
If that was the foreplay.... I don't wanna know.

kysirsoze 06-14-2011 10:28 PM
This thread should be locked at post #2999.

MIAdragon 06-14-2011 10:39 PM
Kurt would off himself. (again)

kysirsoze 06-14-2011 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 7698597)
Kurt would off himself. (again)
Yeah. I'm expecting a neg rep bomb for even suggesting it.

booger 06-14-2011 10:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 7698581)
If that was the foreplay.... I don't wanna know.
She used to save our puby hair clippings. After a few months worth she tied them together and weaved her's and mine together into a dream catcher. She said it would give us an even better sex life if we hung it from the rear view mirror of my pontiac firebird.

That was great until she left the windows down and a couple of black birds stole it for a nest. She never forgave herself. She went on a journey obsessed with finding those birds. She planned to get back the dream catcher and pluck the guilty birds of all of their feathers and draw pictures of dicks on them with a sharpie before setting them free again. That was 8 years ago and i haven't seen her since.

CHENZ A! 06-14-2011 10:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7696366)
I'm really enjoying this new up and coming rapper Mac Miller. Plus he looks like Pestilence to me.

<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/74TFS8r_SMI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
I actually like this a lot. this kid is having so much fun. thumbs up.


gotta say though, I highly doubt he has any longevity. Not talking shit by any means..

kysirsoze 06-14-2011 11:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by booger (Post 7698613)
She used to save our puby hair clippings. After a few months worth she tied them together and weaved her's and mine together into a dream catcher. She said it would give us an even better sex life if we hung it from the rear view mirror of my pontiac firebird.

That was great until she left the windows down and a couple of black birds stole it for a nest. She never forgave herself. She went on a journey obsessed with finding those birds. She planned to get back the dream catcher and pluck the guilty birds of all of their feathers and draw pictures of dicks on them with a sharpie before setting them free again. That was 8 years ago and i haven't seen her since.
I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW.







I was lying, though. Thanks for the tips!

Buck 06-14-2011 11:46 PM
Boner.
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Buck 06-15-2011 12:02 AM
Every single woman is crazy.
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007 06-15-2011 12:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7698679)
Every single woman is crazy.
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I'm reading that two different ways.

Buck 06-15-2011 12:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guru (Post 7698681)
I'm reading that two different ways.
All women are crazy. 100% of them.
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rocknrolla 06-15-2011 12:23 AM
I agree 100%

rocknrolla 06-15-2011 01:02 AM
Trying to jerk off with a slow internet connection SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buck 06-15-2011 01:14 AM
What's your cell #? I'll message you some dick pics.
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rocknrolla 06-15-2011 01:18 AM
I gave up. I'm all good on dick's over here. Thanks though. Did you make to the fair?

crazycoffey 06-15-2011 05:47 AM
29275

Buck 06-15-2011 01:03 PM
****in I haven't had sex since last wednesday and that was when it stopped all abruptly because I was being a dick, so I havent finished since Tuesday. My girl has been sick so she doesn't want to do anything and now I am going out of town for 3 days. I'm gonna ****ing be so disappointing when I get back. I'll last like 2 minutes.

rocknrolla 06-15-2011 02:35 PM
It's happy hour bitches!
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Buck 06-15-2011 02:40 PM
I didn't make it to the fair yesterday, btw. She was too sick. We're going when I get back.

rocknrolla 06-15-2011 02:49 PM
I feel like a bitch on fb being here as much as I am.
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KurtCobain 06-15-2011 04:15 PM
What's up fools?


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