you so ****ing stole my next post earlier

I busted up laughing

Being single blows. I'm joining an online dating site.

Brienne

pooptaco

:)



fifth one this week
Can't get enough Pistachio pudding pie :drool:

Nuts don't belong in pie.

Pecan pie says you're wrong.

Pecans are okay, just not in a dessert.

I honestly can't stomach the thought of nuts in my pie.

ROFL

Giggity.

Insomnia sucks.

So does my wife. Mainly just mexicans though.

Maybe she just likes spicy...

I prefer women that like Italian sausage.

Tonight, I power hour.

Currently playing the Telemitry remix of Viva la Vida

and then a wild THIS IS HOW WE DO IT appears

Edit 1: Omfg, Soul Decision - Faded. Yessss.
Edit 2: Original Viva La Vida.. I was obssessed with this song in 08. I know it's throwaway pop but something about this track seems deep to me.
edit 3: Nelly - N Dey Say. Seriously though, is Spandau Ballet getting phat cash for how many times their shit has been sampled by everyone and their effing mothers?
Edit 4: Lupe - the Show Goes On. Having flashbacks to 2010. oh man I don't need this right now. *Powerhour switches to gangnam style* ... hmmm
Edit 5: Dat Frank Ocean voice
Edit 6: I'm blue da ba de da ba di...
Edit 7: K7 - Move it Like This. You can learrrrrn a lottttt from Lydiiiiiiia
Edit 8: "And would you cry, if I told you that I lied ? And would you say goodbye, or would you let it ride? - fock yes Freshman year of college

LMAO ¿Qué?