ChiefsPlanet - The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.

I mainly just hope nobody ends up dying because you forgot to tighten a crucial bolt while you were so busy telling me how much I don't matter to you.

is this a slight at him for posting instead of doing his job?

well uh...you've been in this thread since 8 ****ing AM and haven't left since. Do you even have a job? I'm starting to wonder...

Saul Good

06-06-2013 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733276)

You should call mommy and daddy and see if they'll provide a tent and a pony.

Why do you need a tent? Did you outgrow your muumuu?

Frazod

06-06-2013 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9733282)

She couldn't find your shaft with a ****ing sherpa. I'm pretty sure that ticking sensation you felt was maggots feeding on your festering bed sores. I saw a show about that once. I don't remember what channel it was on, but it wasn't Food Network, so you probably missed it.

Quite the contrary - she really found it to her liking. Hurt her a bit at first, though. It was almost like ****ing a virgin.

But we can't all be hung like church mice, can we?

Omaha

06-06-2013 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9733277)

http://i.imgur.com/oyt0H8P.gif

Not fat enough. /Omaha

NewChief

06-06-2013 02:00 PM

Wow.

We've reached gimp fight levels in this thread.

Frazod

06-06-2013 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9733285)

is this a slight at him for posting instead of doing his job?

well uh...you've been in this thread since 8 ****ing AM and haven't left since. Do you even have a job? I'm starting to wonder...

Good catch, pootie. I do admire these rare moments of clarity you have.

I'm actually off today.

Frazod

06-06-2013 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9733286)

Why do you need a tent? Did you outgrow your muumuu?

For you and all your little friends, princess!

KC native

06-06-2013 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733260)

I'm actually kind of touched. It's like every douchebag that I've ever made cry for years, joined together in rage.

I think later I'll start ranking them.

You are quite possibly the most self unaware person ever. You are the only one who has any rage in this thread.

KC native

06-06-2013 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9733294)

Wow.

We've reached gimp fight levels in this thread.

YOU WANT SOME TOO YOU ****ING HIPSTER????!101010101)!!01!!!01101011

Frazod

06-06-2013 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9733307)

You are quite possibly the most self unaware person ever. You are the only one who has any rage in this thread.

Irony. LMAO

I think I'll do your review first.

Hootie

06-06-2013 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9733294)

Wow.

We've reached gimp fight levels in this thread.

I'm to the point where I'll probably only be motivated to finish my list if Flop locks Frazod out of the thread...

and that's only because

A) Fraz will have to log off to read the rest of his roasts...

and

B) He'll be SO MAD about "mod abuse" we may see a meltdown of the most epic proportions...probably see a mult created

Saul Good

06-06-2013 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733290)

Quite the contrary - she really found it to her liking. Hurt her a bit at first, though. It was almost like ****ing a virgin.

But we can't all be hung like church mice, can we?

Are you confusing my wife with a warm apple pie, again? That wasn't blood, it was pie-filling. That's probably my fault. When I talked about getting aroused by her, I should have known you would assume she must be a pastry. After all, I do remember you nominating the title scene from American Pie as the hottest sex scene in cinematic history (after your submission of cakefarts.com was disallowed).

Thig Lyfe

06-06-2013 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9733310)

YOU WANT SOME TOO YOU ****ING HIPSTER????!101010101)!!01!!!01101011

I WILL PUNCH THE POOP OUTTA ALL UR MOMS BUTTS

tooge

06-06-2013 02:09 PM

to be fair, a fight requires two or more people. If you don't like what Frazod says and feel he is derailing the thread, then ignore him and don't respond to him. This thread had so much potential at the start, now its like ****ing romper room reerun fight.

LiveSteam

06-06-2013 02:12 PM

Once the NSA goes over this thread, we are all in big trouble.

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