Nothing weird about blowjobs(receiving), son.

Well, I know it's stick a dick in their mouth so its **** what they say... But still weird to me. Love them though.

It's the contrast between that hot moist "omfg this feels great" sensation on TH intake stroke to the cold wet "JFC what just slithered over my cock?!?" realization on the exhaust stroke

Are you really in need of a vehicle? I might just give you the damn thing. I don't know where it's leaking from and what it would take to fix it. I haven't really concerned myself with tracking it down because I'm not keeping it for much longer, so I just keep adding transmission fluid.

LMAO

I'm actually very actively looking for a vehicle. Because like, i don't have one anymore. Might have found one, looking at it tomorrow, looked at two today I didn't like. Difficult because I'm trying not to break 1800, and there just hasn't been good value at that price range on Craigslist around here, and I haven't really looked anywhere else.

But yeah, I wouldn't know a thing about how the transmissionon your van. the car my (ex)wife just took in the divorce was leaking transmission fluid, but it was just a loose connection to the radiator.

Well then you just do what I have been doing and keep adding fluid to it. **** trying to figure out what is wrong with it.

is that the only thing wrong with it how much would you sell it for?

Oh hell no, it has a pile of problems. It has some issues with the solder joints in the dash cluster that makes everything go haywire, but they only rear their ugly heads on occasion, and so far a whack on the top of the dash is all it takes to correct it. It could be fixed but I haven't taken the time to do it . Haven't had it act up in a while anyway. There's an annoying belt squeak that I've never been able to figure out, I just keep spraying it with dry lube to keep it quiet. Outside of that, just rust, minor body damage here and there and the inside is fairly rough. It also needs a new resistor for the fan switch, it only works on high, but that's a junkyard find and shouldn't cost too much. It's needed a battery pretty much since I've bought it, but I still haven't replaced it lol.

With all that said, it runs strong and I still drive it every day. What would I sell it for? I wouldn't. It has too many issues. But if you still needed something by the time I find something to replace it with, I'd seriously just give it to you. I've more than gotten my money's worth out of the damn thing.

Oh, and the AC has a leak in it. I have to recharge it a couple times each summer.

That sounds pretty badass. Hopefully I'll find something soon though.

It's a minivan. It's not badass at all. In fact it's quite the opposite.

I walk to work and the grocery store everyday and take the bus to do laundry. It's badass by comparison.

However, I live really close to work and can see the grocery store from the end of my street. That's why I've been taking my time trying to find a vehicle.

I could have sworn Joe Flacco had a Unibrow.

Well keep taking your time, I'm hoping to have something in the next couple weeks. Not sure how I'd get it down to you but we should be able to get something figured out.