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Donger 03-17-2009 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5590766)
You really haven't had anal.

No, I have not. Tried a few times, but the recipients have always made me stop.

luv 03-17-2009 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5590773)
No, I have not. Tried a few times, but the recipients have always made me stop.

More foreplay.


Or so I've heard.

Hammock Parties 03-17-2009 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5590722)
Why wouldn't you be happy for him?

But, if he gets anal before I do, he's a dead man.

It's going to take a very special girl. An enema will be required.

keg in kc 03-17-2009 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5590772)
Heh. I know I'm good as long as it stays on.

The best contraception is abstinence!

Hammock Parties 03-17-2009 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5590765)
Clayton, I know you are still basking in your erotic reverie, but have you considered your next liaison?

We already discussed it...in the mean time I sent mexi-milf a message. I'M READY FOR SOME MAJOR LEAGUE TITS!

luv 03-17-2009 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5590778)
It's going to take a very special girl. An enema will be required.

You want all that shit on the surface (or just under)?

keg in kc 03-17-2009 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5590776)
More foreplay.


Or so I've heard.

It doesn't require foreplay so much as lubrication and slow, careful progression.

Donger 03-17-2009 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5590778)
It's going to take a very special girl. An enema will be required.

You or her?

luv 03-17-2009 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5590780)
The best contraception is abstinence!

No need to remind me.

Iowanian 03-17-2009 09:21 PM

I don't buy it....something isn't adding up.


Either you shot yourself in the pocket when you touched her mohawk, or she left because she was getting a hard-on and was about to get figured out.....or you didn't have enough money to finish the ride.

luv 03-17-2009 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5590786)
It doesn't require foreplay so much as lubrication and slow, careful progression.

Lube is a must. So is foreplay, though. Anal beads help.


Or so I hear.

Delano 03-17-2009 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5590784)
We already discussed it...in the mean time I sent mexi-milf a message. I'M READY FOR SOME MAJOR LEAGUE TITS!

Have you washed your hands yet? Still sniffing your fingers? :D

keg in kc 03-17-2009 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5590796)
Lube is a must. So is foreplay, though. Anal beads help.


Or so I hear.

Well, I'm only going off personal experience.


As the pitcher. To various female catchers.

Thought I should make that female part clear with these heathens.

luv 03-17-2009 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5590801)
Have you washed your hands yet? Still sniffing your fingers? :D

:spock:

keg in kc 03-17-2009 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5590801)
Have you washed your hands yet? Still sniffing your fingers? :D

He's never washing again. He's rubbed it all over his face.


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