I have been off that diet for a while.

To be honest I'm eating like a slob but not gaining weight. I need to eat healthier. I think before I used to eat like 4000 calories a day and that's why I was so fat.

I am eating junk now but staying below 3000 at least.

As far as CP is concerned, I don't want her to ever find out about it. TinyEvel posted something on facebook about a pic with her and I saying it should be my CP profile pic and I had to explain to her what CP was.

LOL, smart man.


I need another beer. Anybody want anything?

Hey what is the name of that red wine that is made with all different kinds of fruit?

Sangria.

Want to know how I know I'm gay?

Thanks, she likes that shit....5 cent wine sale going on at Beverages and More. Gotta see if they have it.

Bowser, if you're still in here, I am considering the Thunderbolt for a phone.

Would you recommend it?

I would. I'm not exactly what you would call "tech savvy", and I even find it super easy to navigate. The add ons and apps are kick ass and never ending, but the one thing I've found is that the battery drains rather quickly, so have a car/wall charger handy if you get it. You'll be happy.

Sorry I burned out I just watched the town and actually liked it.

What'd you tell her?

The Town was ok to me. A bit predictable.

I told her about ChiefsPlanet.

So you told her about your mom gay bar thread and coming to KC to visit and what butthurt and PIIHB means?

And about the town, I went in to it with the lowest expectations, did not want to watch it. I hate Ben Affleck. The movie exceeded Expectations by far, but was nothing special. Good watch.

I told her its wear I met all the guys that I went to KC for. Nothing else.

I'm in a predicament.

I'm at home, on my PC, there is loads of sweet porn waiting to be watched, but I am also going over to my girls house soon and there's a 50/50 chance that we will have sex. I don't really want to not jerk off and then not have sex, but I don't want to jerk it and then she wants to do it.

What should I do?

I'm thinking that when in question you should always fap.

Just wait, and if she lets you down, TCB at her place.

TCB?

Touch Captain Ballsack?

Tug Carefully Buck

Is it weird that I incorporated your username into my euphemism for masterbating?

nah it's kkk.

No its perfect. Too late though I already fapped. My arm is tired.

"arm"?

And kkk was not a racist thing. I forgot you're black ky. I meant, it's "kinda kinky kysirsoze"

My ****ing credit card is $1.50 over its limit and my checking account is $34 overdrawn. Shit ****ing sucks.

Yes it does.

It smells bad too.

I get paid tomorrow though. Thank God.

I'm more of a friday thing. One more day.

All I have left is raviolis and tv dinners, and that'd for the kids. I'm eating what they left on their plates before bed. lol

I'm more of a friday thing. One more day.

All I have left is raviolis and tv dinners, and that'd for the kids. I'm eating what they left on their plates before bed. lol

Unfortunately most of us live payday to payday. The older you get, the more you try to put a little back.. build a cushion. But there's no shame in it. That's just livin'.

Speaking of paychecks, while being self-employed had its benefits, it sure is nice to have regular one again.

You only got one?

Was I supposed to get more than one?

'cuz that would be sweet.

107 posts until I pass Joie for 3rd in this thread.

I should have been there by now but I've been way too busy being incredibly pussy-whipped.

Man it would be. First thing tomorrow morning I'm going to ask if I can have another one sometime.

I'm glad I brought it up for you.

My employer has been duping me as well. I was accepting payments in the form of Chiefs football cards. The wife was pissed, and they weren't worth a damn, but man were they cool.

I'm going to pay back my mom the $60 I owe her, and put the rest in my bank account, then pay off some of my credit card.

Then I'll probably buy a couple bottles of wine and put $200 of it away for a vacation I have planned and then live on the bare minimum for 2 weeks until my next check.

Is that vacation around Halloween by chance?

Nope.

I'm not coming to Arrowhead for Halloween, sorry.

This month is going to suck for me, $230 to renew the plates on the wife's car, and another $100 to renew the ones on my van. Not sure what I was thinking when we bought 2 cars in the same month. Plus I'm not taking enough classes this quarter to qualify for student loans so I have to pay my tuition out of my pocket.

Man. What if there's a bash? And I give you a high five?

To be honest I'm probably not going to be able to afford to go to the Bash this year....unless Tiny wants to drive there and let me hitch a ride :)

Yeah, I did the same thing and I'll probably be mad at myself when that time comes around.

Dude that blows. If I had the gas money I'd drive and pick your ass up. I've missed two chances on chillin with you. The first I was only in SD to get ****ed up, nothing else on my mind. Second, I didn't have a car and couldn't do the game or bash.

I wouldn't miss a chance this time. Sucks you can't make it.

Who knows though? Maybe you'll fall into the job of a lifetime with great pay this week. Then are you coming?

Yeah, you will, but at least they don't bend you over in Missouri like they do here.

If I get a job before then, then I will be coming for sure.

I'm digging through the SD yellow pages online to find you a job, Buck.

Find anything?
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CP nite crew has lost its burst.
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Man I blacked out last night and I'm pretty sure I ****ed up because I was getting evil eye all morning.

This is the story of last night (the parts I can remember).

So I get over there and she has a couple bottles of champagne, we drink them, I want more, we go drive to the store and its closed so we stop by 7-11 and pick up some cheap shit.

We got back and she wasn't drinking any more of the champagne so I drank the entire bottle.

This is where I blacked out...except it was like a half blackout....a brownout if you will. I still remember bits and pieces.

I cant remember how we get to this next part, but she is riding on top of me and I have whiskey dick like a mother****er, so I go to take her off of me and I kneed her right in the face, like really hard. She fell off the couch and hit her head on the ground.

Haha.

I seem to remember her getting mad and going upstairs and putting clothes on and I was sort of pissed that I just had sex for no reason. Then comes another mind blank....I think about 20 minutes passed where I can't remember anything.

So now we are just sitting in front of the TV and the xbox and I go to play netflix and I start a show and I'm like, OH **** I HAVE TO PUKE.

I don't even know if I was clothed or not but I jumped up and ran into the bathroom and puked in the ****ing sink.

That usually isn't a good thing.

My puke was full of blood and cheese. I guess my throat couldn't take the acid and it started bleeding...

Anyways when I was done with that I laid down on the couch and she brought me a wet towel to put on my head and a glass of water. This was around 5 am. I passed out and was out like a rock until about 10 am. Then I hung out with her from like 10 am to 1 pm and she seemed really mad at me. I'm not sure what I did, I know I was talking really dirty during sex last night, maybe she didn't like the things I said.

It would be smart of you to ask her why she was upset later on.

:facepalm:

Yeah I'm taking her out to dinner tonight. I'll ask her then.

I was asking her this morning if she was mad at me and she said no. She might have just been in a bad mood.

I ****ing hate blacking out. Obviously you do dumb shit when you are that drunk, but its worse not knowing what you did.

Make a movie call the "Buckover". See how much $ you can make.

That's exactly how I feel
****ing genious.

ROFL

My mom is really ****ing with my game right now.

I'm not happy.

Tell her to beat feet, creep.

You know I've more than doubled my post count since New Year's?

I think I had just over 5k around the time of the playoff game.

You want a ****ing cookie?

Yeah, I kind of do.

**** yeah, what kind of cookie, bro?

An incredible one. No pubes this time.

Okay dude, I'll get you some Rugula's.

Can you make my Mom get here faster, she is ****ing with my game. She has my mail key and I can't go out until I get the mail.

You still haven't gotten your cash?

Naw homie, its in my mailbox but I can't get it.

That's some raw fish there bud.

If the bread's in the basket, that's a good thing.

If the basket stays locked though, it's time to give mom her eviction notice.

Hey does your mom smoke pot? You don't have to answer that if it's too personal.

I'm ****ing hungry and I just called her its gonna be 30 more minutes. **** IM HUNGRY MOM WTF.

No she doesn't.

She just doesn't understand the munchies.

Well what sucks is that a lot of places end their seating at around 8, so I might not be able to find a nice restaurant.

I still need to choose one.

My mom came through with a meatball sub today, the day of no food.