Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9733185)

This is ****ing great. Flop stuck it so far up frazod's colon that it turned his ass inside out...then it just kept coming. Flop looks like a magician, and frazod's asshole is the scarf that just keeps coming out.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9733183)

:shrug:

Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 9733203)

That was an epic win. This belongs in the damn sloth thread.

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9733206)

Looks like Saul Good just set up camp in Frazod's head.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9733207)

The slacken carousal continues round and round.....

Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 9733215)

You made the sloth thread

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9733196)

I have no idea what every paralegal does in all the law offices all over the united states. I doubt any of us do. Some may give handies for all we know. I was just offering some ammunition to the whole "paralegals are not secretaries" debate. Fuel for the fire, so to speak. I just don't want this ride to end! I'm bored.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733202)

Yet I'm still here, princess. You got anything new to offer, or you just going to lay there and lick Floppy's taint?

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9733221)

I don't want to take things too far. I mean, you might not invite me to your birthday party.

Wouldn't want to miss that. I still remember last year's party when they brought out the cake. I kept expecting a stripper to jump out, but nope...solid cake. Looked good, too. You promised that this year your guests could even have a taste, and I'm really looking forward to it.

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9732306)

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733224)

I've hired your wife to jump out this year. But you have to promise not to beat her anymore - after all, she's just trying to help make ends meet.

Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 9732310)

Here, I'll copy it for you.

87. AussieChiefsFan

What is with this guy from Australia pretending to be a Chiefs fan? Does anyone think this guy is for real? I don't believe it for a second. It's probably one of fat frazod's mults. Did I mention frazod is fat? I once nailed a girl from Australia, or Austria, or maybe it was Aurora. I was in Chicago and half blacked out. I can't remember. I think she had an accent. Maybe it was a Hyundai Accent. Either way, she was so dumb. Like, SO DUMB. She got a tattoo of Peyton Manning on her back so I could look at him when she was naked, but after a while that got old and I dumped her. Did I mention frazod was fat? He is larger than that pile of Jurassic poo this girl used to leave in my car seat. I would pick the berries out of it to see if she'd been poisoned. Anyway, I can't remember anything about this guy and don't know why someone from Australia would become a Chiefs fan. You'd have to be really stupid to do that. Even dumber than frazod. Did I mention frazod is fat?

Time for you to take over

POSITIVES: From australia. You have to be crazy to follow this team from that far away at those ungodly hours. Usually by the time he's up watching the game I'd be blacked out in a pile of triceratops poop. Far enough away from frazod's refrigerator he stands no chance of being shot.

NEGATIVES: From australia. Hasn't made a single memorable post. Probably has sex with kangaroos, or whatever the hell they do in Australia. If I lived there i'd probably kill myself. I could never follow my teams and I'd have to watch a stupid sport like soccer.

Did I mention frazod is fat?

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733224)

I've hired your wife to jump out this year. But you have to promise not to beat her anymore - after all, she's just trying to help make ends meet.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9732614)

BTW, Fraz. You actually reported that post about Hootie "threatening" to kill you asking for a ban hammer. Who's the emotional bitch? Sorry, bruh. Couldn't help myself. You prance around acting all high, mighty, and tough, then complain about me getting people after you with pitchforks over a rep comment like you're above all of that bullshit.

Honestly, I've always assumed you were just completely shit on in your personal life. Your wife wears the pants, your boss just shits all over you every day and emasculates you every chance he gets. That's really the only explanation for the explosions that come out of your posts here on a day to day basis.

And frankly, I'm not surprised you didn't take that last word, because I told you to do it, and by God, you're not going to do anything you're told that you don't absolutely have to do. You do that enough every day as is. So, I changed my mind. Flip flopped. Don't care about a truce. Eat shit, and grow a sack you pussy. Just tell the wife and boss no sometime. It will liberate you.