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DeezNutz 03-17-2009 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5590709)
And it wasn't intentional.
As I suspected.

luv 03-17-2009 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5590714)
No.
So, what's the equivilant? Does he just have to stick it her once?

Donger 03-17-2009 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5590732)
So, what's the equivilant? Does he just have to stick it her once?
He has to engage in vaginal intercourse and ejaculate inside of her, condom or no.

Hammock Parties 03-17-2009 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5590727)
Technically he lost his virginity to manlove already.
WHAT THE ****

I NEVER ****ED A GUY

WHAT THE **** IS THIS SHIT?

:cuss:

Donger 03-17-2009 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5590741)
WHAT THE ****

I NEVER ****ED A GUY

WHAT THE **** IS THIS SHIT?

:cuss:
He's talking about you jerking it.

DeezNutz 03-17-2009 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5590738)
He has to engage in vaginal intercourse and ejaculate inside of her, condom or no.
Yeah! **** Yeah!

ROFL

luv 03-17-2009 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5590738)
He has to engage in vaginal intercourse and ejaculate inside of her, condom or no.
Since I've gotten myself into this sex ed (and to think some of think I have way more experience than I do), I've often wondered how you can telll if a guys condom is too tight? I've put a couple on someone, but I've always wondered.

keg in kc 03-17-2009 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5590722)
Why wouldn't you be happy for him?
I'm like a pygmy in an amazon village when the clear cutters arrive. I don't know if I have a place in a world where wendler seed ends up anywhere but in a sock.

Although that bullet's been dodged once, so maybe there's hope.

Hammock Parties 03-17-2009 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5590738)
He has to engage in vaginal intercourse and ejaculate inside of her, condom or no.
Must you be so proper with your sexual terms?

You could just say, "He has to **** her pussy and cum inside her, rubber or whatever."

GOD I feel so brazen.

HEY JEHOVAH!

http://sp5.fotolog.com/photo/37/34/1...08364555_f.jpg

keg in kc 03-17-2009 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5590753)
Since I've gotten myself into this sex ed (and to think some of think I have way more experience than I do), I've often wondered how you can telll if a guys condom is too tight? I've put a couple on someone, but I've always wondered.
Sometime after the head tears through it and the happy couple realizes the ladyparts have been inadvertently filled with manjuice.

Donger 03-17-2009 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5590753)
Since I've gotten myself into this sex ed (and to think some of think I have way more experience than I do), I've often wondered how you can telll if a guys condom is too tight? I've put a couple on someone, but I've always wondered.
I've only worn a condom a few times, so I'm hardly qualified to answer that.

But, if it turns black and starts to stink, I think that's a good indication it's too tight.

Delano 03-17-2009 09:16 PM
Clayton, I know you are still basking in your erotic reverie, but have you considered your next liaison?

keg in kc 03-17-2009 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5590764)
But, if it turns black and starts to stink, I think that's a good indication it's too tight.
You really haven't had anal.

Donger 03-17-2009 09:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5590759)
Must you be so proper with your sexual terms?

You could just say, "He has to **** her pussy and cum inside her, rubber or whatever."

GOD I feel so brazen.

HEY JEHOVAH!

http://sp5.fotolog.com/photo/37/34/1...08364555_f.jpg
Look, I'm happy for you. I really am. But, your cockiness is not justified. Literally.

luv 03-17-2009 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5590764)
I've only worn a condom a few times, so I'm hardly qualified to answer that.

But, if it turns black and starts to stink, I think that's a good indication it's too tight.
Heh. I know I'm good as long as it stays on.


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