LOL, actually it does. This is the shirt.

http://i.imgur.com/zG9Ip.jpg

Well everyone is asleep, might as well post whore.

Buck lost his burst.

You're getting paid to do it. No one is holding a gun to your head, making you do it. I've seen my fair share of dead people. Broken, busted up bodies. Goes with the territory.

and the people held up in traffic, their kids that see it on the way by? Your lame excuse doesn't pass on to them now does it?

Seriously? A delay in traffic?

OMG! THE HUMANITY!

As for what children see, any time, any place, a gun toting maniac can walk in and start shooting. It's the world we live in. It's in the headlines every month. The same crap, and worse, is on cable TV and I'm pretty sure kids can see that any time they want. Mommy and Daddy can't police everything, all the time.

If you are going to shit after a shower, you might as well not even waste time with the shower.

Sometimes life imitates art.

Tonight we are filming and I am the director of this episode. In the scene we are directing, my buddies GF breaks up with him and leaves. Originally cast in this part was the girl I am seeing now, and the buddy is the one who has an obsession with her. It should make for a very awkward night.

I'm on about 1000mg of percocet though, so whatever.

buck up...

er buck up, buck...

Subway is adding avocado to the menu? Really? Not exactly something I want on a sandwich.

Surprised she even agreed to do that scene.

I'm watching my local PBS station airing a concert with Stevie Ray Vaughan and Albert King.



Good times.

She's not anymore. That was months ago.
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Oh. Well, not that awkward IMO

That's ****ing beautiful from top to bottom. Life imitates art. Tell him to find some pussy that wants him.

Supposed?

im sorry but why do u never call him

Well, life has been crazy Zach. I know you're young, but I spent almost a year unemployed and couldn't pay my bills. Things are going well at my job, but it requires a ton of hours for me to get there. A ton. Thanks for the reminder, I need to find some time to call my old friend that I've known longer than you've been alive. School's almost out for you. We need to get together. I have a plan that will shock everyone at your school, and make you feel better about yourself than you ever have. It will take dedication and sacrifice. But you'll never post those Facebook status updates again. It'll be nothin but i love you's from hot bitches from here on out.

Sorry I haven't been posting a lot....

Sorry bout that post i was just saying and i understand about that and im sorry and school is out for us and, whats the plan and i know it sux being unemployed i didnt know that

sorry for saying supposed

It's cool, man. I love you guys. Really, I do. I should've called before now. As far as the plan, we'll talk about it personally. I'm going to help you find yourself, love your self, and that will make others love you too. I promise, we'll talk soon. Being 13 sucks. I'm going to help you try to make it better.

tell me it on facebook?

I love your old man, you, and your sister. I'm going to try and stop by your house tomorrow night. If i cant, I'll message you on Facebook. Deal?

WTF is going on here?

deal

An old friend of mine has a young teenage son that is wondering where I've been. Nothing to see here.

Good. I love you, Zach. I'll see you tomorrow night. I work a double tomorrow so it'll be tomorrow night. Tell your Dad I'm coming over.

When are you gonna stop by my place?

I told him love you too mr flopnuts

Awesome. See you tomorrow night buddy. Sorry I haven't been by before now.

As soon as you kick your shitty kids out of the house. ;) I've heard they keep your guests up at night.

will u 4 sure be here or what?

Yep. Not sure what time, but it'll be tomorrow night.

LOL at this thread

You need a Dirty Sanchez.

umm... yep.

I just gave a stray cat (no, not Brian Setzer) some milk. After it finished off the milk it licked my finger. Should I be worried?

avocado on smoked turkey and bacon is amazing....

A) WTF is wrong with you? Avocado on a sandwich is ****ing bomb.

B) WTF is wrong with you? Avocado has been on Subway's menu for years.

im giviing plasma right now and boy i feel lightheaded
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I haven't slept since Saturday night and I feel like I'm high as ****. I'm about to take a shower then hopefully nap.

Buck what's going on? I think you're letting this girl pull you away from this planet.

Not good.

How's everybody's day been?

Today I went to work. Then I played horseshoes and basketball. Then I started watching the town outside but the battery went dead on the pdvd player and I haven't started it back up yet. Then I ****ed my wife in the shower.

Now, I'm about to go play store and possibly a tea party afterwards! Yay!

And I haven't eaten because I'm broke as ****, and I don't get paid till friday at 12am. And somehow I don't qualify for foodstamps because I work, but people who don't work and sit on their asses doing nothing get foodstamps. wtf

Boner
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Yeah thanks for chiming in.

I'm baaack.

You left?

I haven't posting as much lately.

Did you meet a sexy girl and became to busy ****ing her and smoking pot with her to post with your rival team buddies?

No comment.

Well then it's hard to reply to you, sir.

Are you trying to post whore to be important here or not?

Nope.

No prob
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why not?

i am.

There's a rumor that Luddy is on the block.

'Cause this is America.

That just doesn't make any sense.

Cardinals are being no hit right now.

:(

I hope they do.

Too late.

Lance Berkman hits a HR.

JFC whats got into that fat ass!?

St. Louis Cardinals Pixie Dust.

Dude, don't get me started. One of the properties I take care of is "affordable" (translated: subsidized) housing. So not only are the taxes from my income helping pay for their food it's also helping pay their rent. And the best part is that they buy their kids juice boxes, soda and freezey pops with the food stamps and then send them outside where they proceed to throw the empty containers and wrappers on the grounds, and guess who gets to pick them up? So I am not only helping pay for their kids, I also get to clean up after them.

Sometimes I wonder if I'd be better off having a couple of illegitimate kids and sitting around doing nothing all day and collecting welfare, but then I look at what these people have, and then what I have, and I'll take working for a living any day of the week. It does get maddening at times though.

So last night I was chillin with my chick and I fall asleep at 4 something in the morning and then all of the sudden she is ****ing making me stay awake and all this shit by kissing me or whatever....I fall asleep again and she does it again, and clearly if she did this twice it meant that she wanted to have sex because why else would you purposely wake me up?

So I ripped off her clothes and had my way with her while still half asleep and I bet it was extremely disappointing on her end.

Moral of the story: If you want to have sex, good sex, then don't wait for me to fall asleep to make your move.

Perhaps she was frustrated that you fell asleep before giving it to her, dummy. Find the fortitude to work up a boner and take care of your girl before she has to wake you at 4 in the morning to make sure her needs are met. Unacceptable, and Son, I am Dissapoint.

I'm a little tired of being the one initiating the sex every ****ing time.

I'd like her to just randomly stick her hand down my pants and start playing with it every once in a while.

Although I could see how it would be hard to get motivated enough to want to initiate a sexual act with me.

It looks like this is the final season of South Park.

that's what alcohol is for... :p :p :p

Have you had this conversation with her? If I'm correct, you haven't been dating her very long, right? Communication is the key.
What the **** is this shit? Don't have this crap floating around in the back of your head! She'll pick up on your lack of confidence like a fat person finding the white gravy at a buffet line faster than she can scream "I'm just not in the mood tonight, baby. Can we just watch Grey's Anatomy? I'll take care of you next time." You're a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus! Act like it!

1. No I haven't said anything to her. It's not entirely true, sometimes she'll just jump me and start kissing me before I take her pants off....

2. That second post was just a joke.

mmmmm....did someone say white gravy ? :drool:

1) Something to remember for in the furture, if the need arises.

2) IT DAMNED WELL BETTER BE, OR ELSE i WILL BURN YOUR CAP WOTH YOUR HEAD IN IT AT THE NEXT BASH IF IT ISN'T!!!

3) The last statemnet was also a joke. As far as you know.

Yeah, I'm in th emood for biscuits and gravy now.

I was actually thinking chicken fried steak and eggs and hash browns and bacon all drenched with country gravy, but that works too.

In person I am very calm and reserved, but yes, I am a sexual Tyrannosaurus.

What's the point of doing it if you aren't going to have fun while in the act?

Shit, either or. Both, if you're feeling brave.

I don't have any money until tomorrow and you ****ers are making me hungry.

See, you're getting a semi just thinking about it right now. Giver her ass a call.

I am headed back over there between 9:30 and 10:00.

We are night creatures, apparently.

Atta boy. Did you carb up today? And tell her ChiefsPlanet says hi.